Somebody tell me a joke.

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What is 1+ 1?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know!" " The teacher said, "Go home and ask your parents." Xiao Ming went home and asked his father who was looking at the stock. Xiao Ming said, "What is Dad 1+ 1?" "It's gone up." Xiao Ming asked his mother again. She was reading a book and said, "Clinton." Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa sang and said, "Forward! Forward! " Xiaoming went to ask his brother again. His brother was eating sorbet and said, "How cool!" "Xiao Ming asked his sister again. She was dating and said, "honey, let's go together!" "The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming," How much did you get from 1+ 1? " Xiao Ming said, "It's gone up!" The teacher said angrily, "Who told you!" Xiao Ming said, "Clinton!" The teacher said to Xiaoming, "Stand in the back!" Xiao Ming said, "Go ahead! Forward! " After class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How does it taste?" Xiao Ming said, "That's cool!" The teacher said, "Go to my office!" Xiao Ming said, "honey, let's go together!" " "A and B flew, broke down and landed on a desert island. The chief of the cannibal on the desert island said, "You can let you go with the same piece of fruit as 100!" ! ！” After a while, A first brought 100 strawberries. Chief: "put them all in your ass and let you go!" " ! !" Armor began to get rough ... 98 pieces, nothing happened ... When he stuffed 99 pieces, he smiled "Hey, hey ..." All the strawberries came out ... A Jia was killed by the chief ... When he got to heaven, the angel asked A Jia, "You only need one piece to avoid death, but why are you laughing?" A said, "Because I saw B bring back 100 durians. Before getting married, a couple had this conversation: Man: Great! The day I was looking forward to finally came, and I can't wait! W: Can I go back on my word now? Man: No, don't even think about it! Woman: Do you love me? Man: Of course! Woman: Will you betray me? M: No, how did you get this idea? Woman: Can you give me a kiss? Man: Of course it can't be just once! Woman: Is it possible for you to hit me? Man: Never! Woman: Can I trust you? Shortly after their marriage, the couple had another conversation. Coincidentally, the content of the conversation is exactly the same as this one, but they have to look at it from the bottom up.