50-word humorous joke

1. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! soldier

Soldier:

Chief, I'm a female soldier!

2. A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs, and the veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time and summoned up his courage.

Yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.

One day, 0 and 8 met in the street. 0 disdainfully looked at 8 and said: Fat is fat. What belt are you wearing?

4.

A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes!

The man is furious: you just castrated!

5. A village woman wanted to go to the toilet for the first time in town, but she didn't meet it for a long time, so she had no choice but to ask the police: Comrade, there is a public toilet in front.

Excuse me, where is the ladies' room?

6. What would you do if I hugged you? Woman: resist! Man: What would you do if I kissed you? Woman: Resist. M: If

I ... female: it's over! Women's power is limited after all!

7. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, then.

Let's go ""envy what, didn't take off your pants!

A foreign youth in China can't understand the difference between "iron" and "steel". One night he came home very late, and the door couldn't be opened, so he had to

Shout: landlady, will you open your steel door? I can't get in!

9. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiles to say:

"Little baby."

10. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!