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In the class where we learned interesting Chinese characters in fifth grade, the teacher asked me to be the host and asked them to tell stories and word puzzles. Who can give me a speech? Thanks
I have it, I hope you will adopt it:
1. Idiot 2. Half of the Spring and Autumn Period 3. Semiconductor 4. Not a boy 5. There is a person among the grass and trees
6. Stay in the hospital for a long time 7. Lose the horse 8. The spring breeze blows again 9. Dependent on each other
10. Break the box and discover talents 11. Add the big mouth to the small mouth 12. When the door is open and a visitor comes, take off your hat first , come in again
13. Heavy rain falls on Hengshan Mountain 14. Wearing the hat is a guest, taking off the hat is a soldier
15. Grass grows on the ground, and farmers are treasures 16. Any more is not allowed. 17. Both children have children. 18. Two trees cannot make a forest.
19. Two people hold hands and walk on the wire rope. 20. Two people squat on the soil. 21. Two mountains are together. If you guess it, you will be wrong.
22. Twenty-four hours 23. Undercooked rice 24. Moth to flame 25. Phoenix crown 26. Review
27. Farewell 28. Give half, keep half 29. The public character is at the head 30. Applause 31. The melon is ripe and the stem falls
32. Household registration 33. The garden has four corners and is really desolate inside. There is only one tree planted in the center of the garden 34. Burning Hengshan
35 .Hungry people are not selective about food 36. Add half, subtract half 37. All are men
38. Open the window to enjoy the cool breeze, have a general under the door, you say the overlord of Chu, I say Guan Yunchang
39. In the mouth A tree planted is neither sleepy nor dull. If you want to think of apricot, don't guess as soon as possible. 40. Standing next to the sun, there is no light.
41. Two young children went to chop wood, but they had no strength. I can’t cut it down, and I’m afraid of being laughed at when I get home, so I hide in the mountains and can’t come out
42. Two months 43. The mountains are covered with lush greenery, and people are among the vegetation 44. No thoughts 45. No wood
46. There is someone inside 47. You are too worried 48. You and I each have half
49. You have it, he has it, everyone has it, but I don’t have it 50. The cow crosses the single-plank bridge 51. The daughter is born Married
52.Half friends 53.Water Splashing Festival 54.Mandarin 55.Meet each other 56.King of Qin kills three people with one sword
57.Remove one vertical line 58.Remove one person and still have a mouth , go and take a sip and there are still people 59. Everyone leaves their seats 60. Sun
61. The sun and the moon come together, don’t guess the word 62. There are still mountains on the mountain, don’t guess the word 63. Sad
64. The upper part is just one stroke away, the lower part is missing 65. The upper ten is against the lower ten, the sun is against the moon 66. Up and down are indistinguishable
67. Imperial edict 68. Sorry to keep you company 69. Fifteen Sky 70. Piles of stones 71. People on the water
72. Say it or not, or say it or take it 73. Say round and round, write it as nine o'clock 74. Tear off the painting
75. There is no ventilation on all sides, and it is bitingly cold inside. 76. The sun is out. 77. Set off early. 78. Drought.
79. Compatriots. 80. Contribution. 81. The head is one, the waist is one, and the tail is One, actually not one
82. I have a dog, and it just follows people. If I want to see it, I won’t see it until June 83. A young couple is of the same mind
84. A villain 85. Visitors are not allowed 86. The rising sun rises in the east 87. One side is green, the other side is red, one side is afraid of water, and the other side is afraid of insects 88. Once you are determined, you can last 89. One bucket is enough
90. A pair of bright moons, intact, fell at the foot of the mountain and fell into pieces 91. One moon adds two horizontal lines 92. A family of eleven, a family of twenty, two families together, everything will be fine Don't worry 93. A little more than a pound
94. Bite off the cow's tail in one bite 95. Become a marshal as soon as you go 96. Do two things with one mind 97. Fill the gap with one mind
98. One word Three mouths, you can't guess the work 99. There are five strokes in one word, and the bottom one is always 100. Firefly
101. There is a calf with a short head, standing only one foot and one foot 102. It has feet and hands, It's hard for a thief to escape
103. It's hard to say what you have to say 104. Laugh when someone is there 105. Say whatever you want
106. You can't remember it if you have it, and you can't see it if you have eyes 107. Changed your mind again 108. Father-in-law 109. It’s all there at the sports meeting
110. Goodbye 111. Goodbye 112. Leave early 113. Increase by half 114. Plant trees
115. Catch half, run half 116. Woodpecker 117. Autobiography 118. If you are arrogant, everyone hates you
119. We have been together since childhood, but we have less contact now 120. Farewell yesterday 121. A small bite on the left, a big bite on the right
Answer: 1. Bao 2. Qin 3. Fu 4. Surname 5. Tea 6. Guilt 7. Men 8. Zhuo 9. Ya 10. Tuan 11. Gu
12. Pavilion 13. Snow 14. Soldier 15. Miao 16. Huai 17. Hao 18. Xiang 19. Cong 20. Sitting 21. Strike 22. Dan
23. Cook 24. Candle 25. Ji 26. Yu 27. Dress up 28. Fine 29. Eight 30. Take 31. Claw 32. Kai 33. Sleepy
34. Spirit 35. Ji 36. Shouting 37. Wu 38. Fan 39. Shu 40. Dark 41. Nether 42. Peng 43 .Tea 44. Field
45. Talent 46. Meat 47. You 48. Cutting 49. People 50. Health 51. Family 52. ??Have 53. Hair 54. Forgiveness 55. Heavy
< p>56.profit 57.yun 58.he 59.zhuang 60.pan 61.gall 62.yue 63.bi 64.step 65.chao 66.card67.ling 68.choose 69. Fat 70. Lei 71. Hu 72. Most 73. Pill 74. Tian 75. Figure 76. 77. Selection
78. Sand 79. Catching 80. Effect 81. Three 82. Fu 83. Suffering 84 .Pay 85. Enterprise 86. Nine 87. Autumn 88. Heng
89. Incline 90. Collapse 91. Its 92. Joy 93. Rebuke 94. Health 95. Teacher 96. Anger 97. Interest 98. 99. End
100. Zhu 101. Special 102. Capture 103. Asia 104. Zhu 105. Value 106. Death 107. Love 108. Battle 109. Cloud 110. View
111.Bye 112.Choose 113.噌 114.Kiss 115.Hug 116.Eclipse 117.Remember (These puzzles can be converted into speech scripts. Also, let me tell you, I am also in fifth grade! )
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