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Chiyou rides a giant panda PK, and Huangdi rides a dragon. Are the fighting capacities of the two really balanced?
In ancient times, Chiyou fought with giant pandas as mounts, which turned out to be a result. We all know that Chiyou lost. Riding such a lovely panda to fight, it's strange not to lose. There may be many friends who have this idea. If you think so, I think the panda will be very unhappy. After all, the giant panda is not what it used to be.
This kind of animal, which lives entirely by selling lovely animals, has a very old history. Even as early as the ice age, the giant panda appeared. Like the extinct animal saber-toothed tiger, it is a veritable living fossil. This is because it can adapt to eating bamboo, which is considered to grow in a wide range.
I saw a documentary saying that a long time ago, pandas were really called iron eaters, but they couldn't be fierce. At the top of the absolute food chain, the tiger and lion were killed in minutes, and I realized how lonely invincible was. Later, I came to Sichuan to live in seclusion ... In ancient times, pandas had many other nicknames, such as silver dog, tapir, cave, fierce leopard and of course.
There is also a saying that pokes fun at the panda: It is rumored that Chiyou was hugged by the panda as soon as he came down from the mountain, and the Yellow Emperor still had a chance to fight back, or he was no match for Chiyou at all, otherwise the panda would have been destroyed by the emperor. This statement may be applied to modern pandas, who are better at selling cute than fighting.
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