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What are the love alarms for the twelve zodiac signs?
Aries: anxious, negative, losing temper
Happiness is the key word in Aries’ love dictionary. At any time, they can face the difficulties on the road of love with a smile on their faces. All kinds of trouble. If Aries has recently started to switch into the "don't mess with me" mode, losing temper over trivial matters, throwing shame, and being uncharacteristically negative, often using negative words and predictions, and expressing deep concern about the future development of your relationship, you may want to Be alert, this may be a signal from Aries that your relationship is on the red light!
Taurus: cold, distant, no longer clingy to you
Taurus’s love style is clingy. After falling in love, they will treat their lover as everything to them, and they can’t wait to waste any time. They spend every second together, even if they spend time telling boring jokes, they can feel a different kind of happiness. And when Taurus starts to alienate you intentionally or unintentionally, and always looks at you with cold eyes, and no longer tries his best to be with you, you have to pay attention. This is because he or she has complaints, dissatisfaction, or dissatisfaction with you. I want to leave your signal! Gemini: Talking endlessly becomes precious words. When in love, once Gemini's chatter box starts, they simply can't stop! They were articulate and quick-thinking. After talking about the anecdotes of the day, they talked about an episode at work, and then turned to a cold joke they had heard from others. In short, their mouths were not idle at all! If a Gemini, who talks endlessly just to make his lover laugh, gradually becomes more and more precious about words. Not only does he not like to take the initiative to talk, but he also shows that he is precious about words when asked about the reason for his silence, you have to be vigilant.
Cancer: It doesn’t matter if you are hit by a minefield
Cancer, who has a relatively fragile personality, is often worried and afraid that others will step on his sensitive points. They have a gentle appearance, but once their lover steps on a painful spot, they will show a different side than before: they will get angry. If Cancer seems to be completely indifferent to being touched by minefields recently, this does not mean that they are used to you poking at their sore spots, but it is a dangerous signal: Cancer only cares about everything that is close to them!
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