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Timely rain, I like you.
The first time I heard his name was the night when I first entered high school. Two of the six girls in my dormitory are out-and-out anthomaniac, and they have mastered the information of all the handsome guys in the school less than one month after school started. Talking about handsome guys in class, eating and talking about handsome guys, lying in bed or talking about handsome guys, it is estimated that they are also handsome guys in their dreams.
One of the two girls is Xiaoxiao and the other is Yan. That night, they talked about Liu Shiyu, and the volume was eight degrees higher than usual, which attracted abuse from the dormitory next door. Liu Shiyu, a short story, not only studied well, but also grew tall and handsome, and the girls chasing him were almost lined up at the school gate from the teaching building. They made an appointment to see him at the gate of the top class on Friday night and asked if the other four of us wanted to go together, but we refused.
For me, high school is a dragon gate, and the only way for me to get out of my present life is to jump over this dragon gate, so the focus of my life can only be on my study. As for whether Xiaoxiao and Ayan went to see Liu Shiyu as promised on Friday night, I don't know, probably.
I am more concerned about the upcoming monthly exam than Liu Shiyu. My goal is to get into a good university, so I must try my best to get into a top class or an excellent class, and I have no time to take care of other things.
One day, Xiaoxiao put a letter in my hand and asked me to give it to Liu Shiyu. She said that she couldn't find a more suitable candidate except me. I asked her if it was a confession letter. She nodded her head. I came to the door of the top class with a letter. The classroom was quiet. Everyone was studying hard. I didn't think it was good to disturb them, but I was afraid that I couldn't explain it to Xiao Xiao when I went back, so I still slammed on the door and asked weakly, "Is Liu Shiyu there?" .
My voice broke the silence of the classroom. Everyone looked up at me as an unexpected guest, and I was at a loss where I was. At this time, a boy stood up and walked towards me. He looked at me with confused eyes and asked, "I am. What can I do for you?"
"I was asked to give you the letter." He took the letter and I left the top class in a hurry. Xiaoxiao didn't receive a short reply, but she still loved Liu Shiyu persistently. She often ran to the door of the top class with Ayan to see Liu Shiyu, and I also tried to get close to my goal.
Everything comes to him who waits. After a year's hard work, I was unexpectedly admitted to the excellent science class, which is one step closer to my college dream. At the beginning of school, Xiaoxiao and Ayan congratulated me. The novel said, "Siji, you actually got into the excellent class. How amazing! I heard that Liu Shiyu has also been admitted to the excellent science class. You can see him every day in the future, so I envy you! "
"If you envy me, study hard and try to get into the excellent class, so that you can see him every day."
There are only a few people in the classroom, which makes people unaccustomed to being empty. The scarlet letter on the white paper above the blackboard has faded; There are only three thin pages left in the 1-day countdown calendar of the college entrance examination; There have been some yellow spots on the green mango outside the window, and the college entrance examination will be held the day after tomorrow! I looked at the slogan of "We are in Grade Three this year, you will be in Tsinghua next year, and I will be in Peking University". I didn't feel the slightest tension and fear, but I felt relieved.
Liu Shiyu asked me listlessly at his desk, "Ye Siji, the college entrance examination is the day after tomorrow. Are you nervous?"
"I've been preparing for three years, so what's there to be nervous about? No matter how bad it is, it will not be lower than a score line. " I replied with certainty.
"cow!" Liu Shiyu gave a thumbs-up, pursed his lips, raised his nostrils and widened his eyes.
"Are you nervous?"
"a little."
"Let's go for a walk in the track and field."
There are many people on the track and field, most of them are students who are facing the college entrance examination like us, and there are several class teachers. Sitting under the plum blossoms on the edge of the track and field, surrounded by more than a dozen students, is our head teacher Li Laotou. At this time, he is telling the people around him vividly the story of Zhuge Liang's seven capture of Meng Huo to relieve the pressure on students.
Liu Shiyu and I walked on the track and field, and we talked without each other. I asked him if he liked Xiaoxiao, and he said that he liked Xiaoxiao a little. Hearing his answer, I felt inexplicably lost and inexplicably sad. He turned to ask me if I liked anyone. I smiled and shook my head, but there was a voice in my heart saying, "I like you, Liu Shiyu!" " .
I don't know when I began to like him, and I don't know why I like him. I just know clearly that I really like him, very much.
In September, the mangoes on campus are ripe. The golden mangoes make people drool. You can smell the fragrance of mangoes within 1 meters. Brave students will quietly climb the tree to pick mangoes. Those who are timid like me can only stand under the tree and drool.
At ten o'clock in the morning, the head teacher Li Laotou stood on the podium and talked a lot. I sat alone in the last row of the classroom and listened absently to the head teacher's words. After he explained the cleaning, he frowned and said bitterly, "Seven students in our class have been demoted to the top class because they didn't do well in the final exam. To tell the truth, the teacher is more sad than anyone else. I don't want anyone in the class to be demoted after the second year of high school. So, classmates, no matter whether you like playing games, playing basketball, watching TV or reading novels now, stop first and study seriously, and leave these hobbies until after the college entrance examination, otherwise you will regret it ... "
Old man Li said a lot, and I don't think what he said was meant for the seven new people, so I opened The Ferry Man by Claire Mcfall. It was not until the end of the class meeting that Li Laotou remembered the seven of us. He said, "There are seven new students in our class, and everyone applauds them." After a faint applause, Li Laotou went on to say, "Since there are new students, the seats must be changed. Now, please combine freely. When you choose your deskmate, I will see if it is reasonable or not."
No one in the classroom stood up and walked around. The students in the excellent class had already found their deskmates when they entered the classroom, while the seven of us from the balanced class and the top class sat and watched the situation because we didn't know each other. Later, two students took the initiative to sit together, and the rest of them remained indifferent, or bowed their heads and played with their fingers, or looked at the lines of the wooden table in a daze.
Lao Li sighed and began to adjust his seat. He asked one by one who the remaining five of us wanted to sit with. Our answer was casual, so he asked, "Which classmate wants to sit at the same table with Wang XX?"
In the end, only Liu Shiyu, I and another girl were still sitting at the same table. Li Laotou asked Liu Shiyu to choose between me and that girl. The girl and I looked at each other with embarrassment. I prayed silently in my heart that Liu Shiyu wouldn't choose me. If he chose me, I would definitely be bored to death. God is not as good as people, Liu Shiyu chose me, and the girl was arranged by Lao Li to sit with the girl in the original excellent class.
"hi! Hello. " Liu Shiyu came to the empty seat next to me, and greeted me. I smiled back at him politely.
after old man Li left, we started cleaning. Liu Shiyu and I were assigned by the Labor Committee to clean the foot of the experimental building. Liu Shiyu's words are just a mess. I can't hear anything except his voice all the way. Fortunately, his voice is not ugly. Otherwise, I am afraid that I will be unable to control my inner irritability and shut him up.
In the south, there are few trees that shed leaves in autumn, but after a long holiday of more than one month, many leaves have accumulated on the ground. However, cleaning the leaves is not a big problem. The problem is to pull out the grass that grows between the tiles.
Liu Shiyu pulled the grass in front, and I followed him to sweep the grass into the dustpan. The two of us cooperated well. When we were tired, we sat on the clean tile and had a rest. Liu Shiyu said, "Ye Siji, do you know why I chose you?"
I didn't answer him, but I disdained to say in my heart that being chosen by you was not a lucky thing. Seeing that I ignored him, he answered the question himself. "Because I think you look familiar, as if we have met before."
I simply can't spit out such a bad reason, and I can't help but want to satirize him: "Then why don't you think that girl looks familiar?" She comes from the ethnic class, which is next to the top class. I don't believe you haven't seen her. "
"Yes, I know her. Her name is Zhang Jiaojiao. Although I know her, when the class teacher asked me to choose between you two, I just wanted to choose you in my heart, which is very strange. "
After a week of getting along, Liu Shiyu and I became more and more familiar with each other, and my words gradually increased. I gave him a new name-Timely Rain. Just like the short story, Liu Shiyu not only has good academic performance, but also looks very handsome. Besides, Liu Shiyu is also very humorous and often makes people around him laugh, which is the clown of our class.
physical education class, after finishing the warm-up activities and running two laps, the PE teacher let us move freely, and he went to play table tennis with another PE teacher. Zhang Jiaojiao, some girls and I are sitting under the plum blossom tree and reading magazines. Liu Yushi is playing basketball. He is a good player, and his nearly perfect figure is more attractive in sportswear. At the same time as our class, two first-year girls in physical education class stood by the basketball court and looked at Liu Shiyu. From time to time, they took out their mobile phones and took pictures.
"Senior, is the boy wearing the No.24 white jersey in your class?" I don't know when, the two little fans came to us. At this time, they were asking for information about Liu Shiyu. Zhang Jiaojiao answered their questions enthusiastically. They got the information they wanted and left with satisfaction.
When the PE teacher came back, she found us reading books under the tree and playing mobile phones, so she punished us for running around the track and field five times. I reluctantly put down my magazine and ran with other girls.
"What's the matter with you?" Liu Shiyu unknown so asked.
panting, Zhang Jiaojiao replied, "Know perfectly well past ask!"
I'm usually physically weak, and the weather is hot. After running for three laps, I'm full of sweat and my abdomen hurts. Sweat on the face became popular, some fell into the eyes to blur the line of sight, and some fell into the mouth, salty. The soreness of my calf makes me want to stop, but my brain tells me I can't stop! Liu Shiyu watched me clutching my stomach and came to talk to me. With his company, I insisted on running five laps.
"Thank you for running with me."
"I'm not running with you, I want to run."
I smiled, looked up at the blue sky and imagined myself three years later. At that time, I had been admitted to the university, standing on the beautiful campus, reading my favorite books and listening to my favorite music. At that time, I earned my living expenses by my own efforts, and I didn't have to listen to my parents' nagging again, so I got the life I wanted.
There are three children in my family, my sister, me and my brother. Dad and grandma love their younger brother very much. At home, the most bitter and tiring things are my mother, my sister and me. My younger brother made a mistake, and my sister and I were beaten and scolded. There were delicious and fun things, all of which had nothing to do with us. Dad and grandma always say it's useless for girls to read so many books, so my sister left home after graduating from junior high school and went to work in other places. Only I still insist.
Thinking of these sad family affairs, a sour liquid rushed to my throat, and I forced it down. Liu Shiyu pulled a grass core from the ground to play with and casually asked, "Ye Siji, what are you looking at?"
"I wish I could fly very high, but I can't fly without wings." I don't know why, looking at his clear eyes, I actually opened my heart and said what was in my heart.
"You don't have wings. I can lend you." He said without thinking. Looking at his serious face, I was silent. After a while, I grinned at him, and when I smiled, tears overflowed. Liu Shiyu looked at me in surprise. It took him a few seconds to find a tissue, but there was grass all around. He said helplessly, "If you don't mind, you can wipe it with my clothes." I looked at his sweatshirt and felt naught.
Xiao Xiao knows that Liu Shiyu and I have become deskmates, with all kinds of envy and jealousy. Xiaoxiao often buys bread for me to bring to Liu Shiyu, and sometimes she asks me to help her deliver love letters, and also asks me to say good things about her in front of Liu Shiyu. Sure enough, being Liu Shiyu's deskmate is not something to be thankful for. I have no obligation to help Xiaoxiao, but as a friend, I can't refuse her.
"Well, this is a midnight snack and a love letter that Xiaoxiao asked me to bring you." I grumpily left the bread and letter on his desk. He picked up the bread, looked at it and took out 32 yuan for me. "This is the money for all the bread she bought for me. Tell her not to buy any more."
"I told you, she wouldn't listen. You guys are like this. I'm really tired of being caught in the middle! I'm not a matchmaker! If you don't like her, simply refuse her and let her die. If you like, stay with her. Can you always let me help you deliver messages, letters and bread? It's annoying! " The anger that had been suppressed for months finally broke out. I couldn't stand being forced to revolve around them any longer, and I also needed to do my own thing.
I feel very relaxed after saying what I have been holding in my heart for several months, and the sense of oppression in my heart is gone. Liu Shiyu looked at me dumbfounded, and all the students around me looked at us curiously, and my face turned red. I quickly opened a set of comprehensive papers and buried myself in the problem, and my joy disappeared and I gradually became afraid.
I don't have many friends, only four or five, and Xiaoxiao is one of them, so I carefully maintain our friendship and try my best to accomplish what she wants me to do. I don't know if we can be good friends without Liu Shiyu. I'm afraid that Liu Shiyu will go to Xiao Xiao because of what I just said. If Xiao Xiao knows about this, will she stay away from me from now on?
I pretended to be doing the problem, but in fact, I didn't write a word on the test paper, but I drew a messy black circle on the draft book. After thinking for a long time, I finally figured it out. I have a clear conscience. Let time decide the rest.
I let go of my childhood, but I got entangled in Liu Shiyu. I felt a little guilty and wanted to apologize, but I felt embarrassed. I secretly glanced at Liu Shiyu. The pen in his hand was writing something on the paper, and the scribbled handwriting was all over the page. I couldn't restrain my curiosity, and quietly moved my body to see the contents of the paper, but he found it.
Liu Shiyu blocked the words with his hand and said to me, "This is a reply to Sun Xiaoxiao. Don't peek."
from his tone, I know that he didn't mind what happened just now, and his uneasy heart was comforted a little. I won't admit that I want to see what he is writing. I just glanced downstairs and found an excuse. "I'm not looking at you. I'm looking at Teacher Zhou. I heard that she is a graduate student of East China Normal University. I didn't expect her to be willing to work in a small county like ours."
"Many teachers may just be teaching, and teaching is just to solve life problems. I think Miss Zhou should be doing education, so she would like to come.
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