What is a funny self-introduction?

1, I am the idol of middle-aged and elderly women and the handsome Hu Manyan Zhe!

I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

I live in Chengtou garbage station. I eat ten thousand meals every day. I reached out to buy two popsicles. It's cool, and my love life is very painful. Come to sleep at night, no one hugs me. Today, I asked for a marriage online, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

4, poor and ugly, one meter 49. Primary school culture, not agricultural registered permanent residence. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, I surf the Internet, make friends and join hands on the road of revolution.

5. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.