I want 200 jokes. Who has it? Stop joking! !

When the bear is bored, he plays with his tail. One tail after another is hair. Count. As a result, when all my hair was pulled out, I said, it's so cold!

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One day, Xiao Ming was at home. His mother found him strange and kept blowing into the air. His mother felt annoyed, so she patted Xiaoming on the head and said, What are you doing? Xiao Ming paused, began to shake his head slowly from side to side, and then continued to blow. the result is

Xiao Ming, imitate the electric fan. ..

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Who played ..................... Chopin's nocturne? . .

It's Winnie (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

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Walking down the street with cabbage.

When I was walking, I found it was very hot.

So I undressed as I walked.

Finally found himself gone!

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Tusuri can't marry someone with a surname.

A: Wan. Because one two three12 three

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One day, a steamed stuffed bun wanted to throw up, and then he threw up, and then he became a steamed stuffed bun.

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What is opacity?

Doraemon …

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I felt itchy when I had a match, so I scratched it with my hand and it caught fire.

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A man walked a long way until his feet ached. Then he looked down and found himself stepping on a lemon. ...