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1 English initial letter fill-in-the-blank article (Junior high school students, extra points if translated!)
Peter is eight and a half years old, and he goes to a school (near) his house. He always goes there and comes home on foot, and he usually gets back on time, bus last Friday he came home from school late.
His mother was in the kitchen, and she saw him and said to him, "Why are you late today, Peter?"
"My teacher is (angry) and sends me to the headmaster after our lessons." Peter answered.
"To the headmaster?" His mother said. "Why doesn't she send you home?"
"Because she asks a question in the class," Peter said."and none of the children give her the (answer) except me."
His mother is angry. "But why does the teacher send you to the headmaster then? Why does not she send all the (other) stupid children?" She asked Peter.
"Because he question is'(Who) put glue on my chair'" Peter says .
Peter is 8 and a half years old. He goes to a school near his home and usually walks to school and back home. He usually comes home on time, but last Friday he came home late.
His mother was in the kitchen, saw him and asked: "Why did you come home so late today, Peter?"
"The teacher was angry and handed me to the principal after class. ." Peter replied.
"Principal?" His mother asked, "Why didn't she let you go home?"
"Because she asked a question in class," Peter said, "and then nothing No one can answer her, except me."
His mother was annoyed, "Then why did the teacher hand you over to the principal?" She asked Peter.
“Because her question was, ‘Who put the glue on my chair?’” Peter said.
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