Funny lines of blind date

Blind date is an important event in life and an important means to solve the single dog problem. The following is a small series of funny lines brought by blind date, I hope it will help you.

W: You used to have a girlfriend?

Man: ten years of life and death are two boundless, and I forgot without thinking.

Woman: Dead? How did you die?

M: the mountains are barren and the water is exhausted, and the winter thunder bursts with summer rain and snow.

Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years?

Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black.

Woman: Hey, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me?

Man: Like the spring wind, it blows at night and blows away the petals of ten thousand pear trees.

Woman: (blushing) Is it that good?

M: dross is not the essence of beauty, but painting is the spirit.

Woman: Flattery! Do you have an ideal?

Man: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband.

W: What about you ... think about love?

Man: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? .

W: Do you like reading?

Man: there are twelve volumes of the art of war, with the name of the Lord on them!

Woman: Is this cow blowing too hard? You are so talented, why are you still single?

Man: Sister-in-law is not married. Lotus seed knows how difficult it is.

W: (Laughter) What are you going to do if, I mean if, I promise to marry you?

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Me?

Man: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot!

You promise you won't be tempted by other women.

Man: Any trouble will cause trouble. My concubine has a deep heart.

W: I believe you for the time being. However, I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？

M: After so many years, it should be a beautiful day in name only.

W: But. ......

Man: It's easier to see a person leaning against the fence than at other times.

W: But. ......

Man: Wang Fu, a long river, turned to stone and never looked back!

Woman: OK, OK, I'm afraid of you. ......

Do you have a room?

It's a fine day today. I hear it will cool down tomorrow. Put on more clothes? ..

"I asked if you had a room."

"Yes, now the price of vegetables in the supermarket has gone up again, and the cabbage is three yuan 5 1 kg. I remember it was one yuan and two yuan last year. Really grow faster than children? "

"Did you hear me? Do you have a room? I don't want to live with that old man. Do you have a room? "

"Not only has the price of vegetables gone up, but the price of oil has also gone up. Good thing I didn't buy a car? ."

"Are you interesting? Say these well-known things, do you have a room or not? I have work to do, you are quick to say. "

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"Are you interesting? Ask this well-known thing. I want to have a house. I'm still dating. If I hadn't seen you, I would have fought with my friend. You have something to run. "

"Then tell my mother later that you don't like me, so she won't bother me."

"You also tell my mother that I don't like you, lest she make any more arrangements."

"It's a deal, let's leave our contact information?" "Keep it, lest your mother and my mother suspect."

"Okay, what's your mobile phone number? I'll call you back. "

" 13587038249"

"How do you use the number of Zhejiang? You have been to the south. "

"Didn't the matchmaker tell you that I worked in the south for half a year?"

"She told me that you were fired and have been idle at home."

"This old woman slandered me. I resigned. "

"I don't care if you are fired or resigned. I'm leaving. By the way, I don't know your name yet. "

"My name is Wang Fugui, and you?"

"Your name is rustic enough. My name is Li. "

"Your name is foreign, and you have the face to say that I am poor, but I can't climb high."

"You say who climbs branches, I call it climbing branches, and you call it wealth. How can you have money? "

"Good men don't beat women, I fight landlords with my buddies."

"worthless, how old are you, but also fight the landlord. Have you ever fought the landlord in the spring? "

"You played in the spring,"

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"Come on, sit down, I'm not bluffing. I fight landlords on QQ, and every card has spring, believe it or not. "

"Don't believe it."

"You don't believe it, do you? You add me QQ, and we will have a fight at night. I can't leave you in all the love. "

"By the way, I've been fighting landlords for so many years, and I haven't seen you brag so much. What's your QQ number? "

"545975786"

"My screen name is Cui Minzhi. I'll go back and join you."

"Your name is Cui Minzhi. You watch too many Korean dramas. "

"At least more than you"

"I have watched Korean dramas for so many years, and I have never seen you so arrogant."

"Excuse me." "It seems that you have been watching a lot of movies."

"Reality: Only you can't name the movie, no I haven't seen it.