What embarrassing things did you experience at the wedding?

The most embarrassing wedding process I have ever experienced is that I don't know what to do. Besides, I'm the groom.

Because my wife and I talked about the wedding process before marriage, my wife and I have the same idea that we don't like all kinds of routines in traditional weddings. Best man and bridesmaid group, picking up parents on stage, exchanging rings, kissing in public and so on.

In my wife's words, we became two monkeys, and then the wedding emcee was a monkey-juggler. We made a variety of gaffes or sensations, making the people who attended the wedding below either laugh or cry. That's all.

But my idea is different from my wife's. Based on my experience in so many weddings, I don't think people in the audience have the leisure to see what happened on the stage. Usually sit down first, and then see if there are any people around you who know each other. If there are, talk about it and spit on the bride or groom. Then I watched the waiter serve one dish after another. The people on the stage were saying, and the people under the stage were wondering when to hand out chopsticks. Then figure out what to do after dinner, and so on.

In a word, a wedding is a group boring activity in which a group of people are willing to watch the bride and groom's reality show with members in the name of wishing the couple well, in order to fill their stomachs.

Because I don't like traditional weddings, my wife's wedding has become a theme, eating. We chose a good restaurant and then selected exquisite dishes. There was no wedding ceremony, no bad style hiding shoes, blocking the door and embarrassing the groom. Instead of loOKing for a master of ceremonies, he just invited a friend to help him, and the wedding was simple. Just my wife and I went to the stage to propose a toast. I said two words and it was ok.

That's true, but when I combed my hair like an adult, put on a handsome suit and stood at the wedding scene, I was really a little confused. The good brothers around me have their own marriage experience, and then they should help me arrange the guests, the ones who should take pictures for me, and the ones who should help me host the scene. I was left alone waiting there. I walked back and forth at the wedding reception and thought, should I do something?

Look at my wife. First, she was busy painting makeup, and then she was held out by a group of people who she called good girlfriends and I called coquettish bitches. After that, she started laughing and taking selfies or taking photos.

Then I continued to walk around the wedding banquet. Occasionally, someone stuffed a red envelope, and I smiled politely and exchanged a few pleasantries. Until I came on stage, I thanked the visiting guests, then proposed a toast to everyone with my wife, and then made a toast at the table, bowing and smiling at a bunch of uncles and aunts who claimed to have hugged me as a child. Then turn around, but I can't remember what uncle and aunt I just called, and go straight to the next table.

After the whole wedding, because no one told me when and what to do, I was so embarrassed that my face was numb with laughter.

Later, I got feedback from my mother and my mother-in-law, saying that all the visiting guests said the wedding was good. Looking at their happy smiles, I thought to myself, it's not just because the hotel is of good quality and the food is delicious enough, which makes all the people who pack red envelopes feel that they have eaten their money back.

of course, just think about it in your heart, it's impossible to say it clearly.

I think a lot of people don't want to divorce. The reasons may be out of love and responsibility. I don't want to divorce because I really don't want to be embarrassed again.