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1 When cooking at noon, my mother made me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!" " "2. My colleague asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, and he said," How do apes exchange with Japanese yen? "3. I was so tired that I tried my best to eat shit ... 4. I drank with the leaders and others, raised my glass and shouted," Let's die together! "Wukong is a teacher, don't hurry to become a demon. My sister wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds in a month. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "It doesn't matter, I have another one. "Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money. 9. Wife: "Men are timid. "Husband:" Not necessarily, otherwise why should I marry you? "10. Part I: Hahahahaha Part II: Hehehehehehehehehe. Horizontal criticism: neuropathy 1 1 first year: he said, she listened. The following year: She said and he listened. The third year: they said that the neighbors listened. Comrade, it's not easy for me to earn these five points. Give it to me quickly.