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What was the most embarrassing thing you encountered during childbirth?

Before I gave birth, I saw other people saying that the internal examination was embarrassing, and that it was embarrassing to give birth and have bowel movements at the same time. At that time, I also thought how could it be possible to have labor and bowel movements at the same time? When it came to me soon, to be honest, there was really no embarrassment in the whole process. When it came to the internal examination, I didn’t feel it at all. When I went to the delivery bed to give birth, I also pulled and exerted force at the same time, and the nurse also helped me clean up [Black line], I just remember that I asked her if I had pulled it, and she said yes. I said sorry, but she calmly said, it’s okay, it’s normal.

After giving birth, I returned to the hospital bed. The doctor told me not to go to the toilet right away, but to go to the bed. So I bought a medical basin and used it on the bed. Oh my God, my mother-in-law was supporting me at that time, and my husband Hold the basin for me so I can pull out. In the morning, the director of the ward rounds came in with a bunch of intern doctors and nurses, surrounded the bed tightly, and asked me to open my legs to see the wound while explaining.

I don’t know what happened at that time. I wasn’t embarrassed or embarrassed. Now, I have to ask my husband to go out even if I change my clothes. [Haze]

When everyone was talking about how embarrassing it was during childbirth, I thought it was okay. Does this mean that I am a weirdo? [Black line]

I was wondering if I had done something wrong in my previous life. Almost all the embarrassing things happened to me when I gave birth to a child.

I was admitted to the hospital when I was 39 weeks and 5 days old. Although I felt nothing happened, the doctor said that the baby would be full term soon. To be on the safe side, I still stayed in the hospital to wait for delivery.

Two days later, when I was 40 weeks old, I went for fetal heart rate monitoring in the morning, but I failed. At around 9 o'clock, the nurse came over and asked me to change into a hospital gown and take off my underwear. Then the nurse told me to go to the delivery room with her to artificially break my water. I quickly called my husband, but I still entered the delivery room before he arrived. I felt a little regretful that my husband did not watch me enter the delivery room.

This is the first time I heard about artificial water breaking, and I didn’t know what would happen if I did this. I asked the nurse if I was going to have a baby now? The nurse didn't seem to be willing to pay attention to me. She told me that my water would break first, but that didn't mean that I could give birth right away.

There were quite a lot of people in the delivery room, some of them were trying to keep the baby safe, and some of them wanted to have their water broken artificially like me. It was a bit chaotic inside, with various noises coming and going. I stood alone for a long time and no one came to pay attention to me. Finally, a nurse saw me. She asked me what I was doing, and I said I broke my water artificially. Then she asked me to find an empty bed and lie down first. After a while, another nurse pushed me into the delivery room. I followed the nurse's instructions, spread my legs, and placed a basin under the bed. The nurse said it was for collecting amniotic fluid and feces.

I lay in this position for a long time, and then a nurse took something like pliers and inserted it underneath me. It felt really sore, and I couldn't help but tremble, and my legs couldn't help but close a little tighter. As a result, the nurse immediately said to me: "Open your legs a little more!"

After some fiddling, I suddenly felt a hot current flowing out of my body and flowing directly into the basin under the hospital bed. The nurse aunt helped me spread the maternity mattress, and then I was left alone in the delivery room.

After a while, a doctor came in. He said that because the fetal heart rate monitoring was abnormal, he was afraid that something might happen to the baby, so he had to artificially break the water in order to try to give birth to the baby as soon as possible. Generally, after artificial water breaking, the baby must be delivered within 24 hours, otherwise the baby will be in danger if the amniotic fluid is too low this year.

I lay in bed until 12 o'clock, but there was no movement in my stomach. Later, the nurse aunt asked me if there was anything I wanted to eat and asked me to tell her. She would tell my family to buy it. I suddenly wanted to eat KFC, and then I ordered a takeaway by accident. The location was outside the delivery room, and I didn’t know how the takeaway guy felt after receiving the order. But I lost my mood after just one bite. The doctor saw that it was almost 2 hours since my water was artificially broken and there was no reaction at all, so he asked the nurse to give me oxytocin.

Slowly, my stomach responded. However, my pain point is very strange. My stomach does not hurt, but my lower back pain is unbearable. At first, I could still use my phone to read the news, but the pain became more and more severe later on, and I felt like my waist was about to break. My husband called me and sent me WeChat messages, but I didn’t even have the energy to reply.

Later, I couldn’t bear it anymore and shouted loudly that it would be painless. However, the nurse took a look and said that your bone seams were not very open and you couldn’t have an injection.

At about seven o'clock in the evening, I was in so much pain that I suddenly wanted to have a bowel movement.

I checked online before and it said that if you want to poop, it means you are about to give birth. I quickly called the nurse over, but the nurse did an internal examination and said that I had only opened three fingers. She asked me to wait patiently and said that it would be soon.

As a result, the finger opening did not continue. The nurse came to check me internally after a while. I can’t remember how many times, but every time the result was still three fingers. Sometimes I just squinted, I woke up in pain and spent the whole night like this.

I looked at the time on my phone, one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, wishing that time would pass quickly. At eight o'clock the next morning, the nurse saw that I still had three fingers, so she gave me another dose of oxytocin. This time, the bone seam opened really quickly. It took about an hour, but it finally opened from three to five fingers.

At around 10 o'clock, the doctor came. I said that I had been in pain for such a long time. The doctor said to do a blood test to check the situation. After the results came out, the doctor said that certain cells in my body were seriously high and asked me if I had any cold symptoms. I thought at that time that I probably wouldn’t be able to give birth naturally. Then the doctor said that the child might have intrauterine infection, and asked the nurse to go to the operating room to prepare. He brought a piece of paper for me to sign. I couldn’t hold the pen because of the pain. The doctor asked if my family members were outside. I said that my husband was, so the doctor took I went out with the order and asked my husband to sign it.

Later, the doctor told me to try natural delivery first to see if it would work, but I really couldn’t exert the strength. The doctor said it might be dangerous if I continued like this, so a male doctor came in and he put his hand in. , saying that the finger joints are not fully opened yet. The other doctors and nurses were confused and discussed why it was not fully opened. One doctor even reached in from time to time for internal inspection. Finally, the male doctor who came in later gave the order and pushed me into the operating room.

Some people gave me water, and some people gave me anesthesia. Then the doctor gave the order, and I felt like my stomach was being slashed, layer after layer. I don’t know how long it took, but there was a clear cry, and the baby came out of my belly at noon.

After the operation, the nurse pushed me out of the ward. My husband and parents had been waiting outside all day and night.

I don’t know how many people, like me, have experienced childbirth that ordinary vaginal births and caesarean sections have not experienced.

I don’t know if it’s embarrassing to listen to other people’s quarrels.

The attack started at nine o'clock in the evening, and the pains came all at once. Since there were more babies being born in those days, we didn’t have a room and were in the corridor. At that time, the doctor pulled up a barrier to surround me.

At that time, other patients were sleeping, and I would feel pain every 20 to 30 minutes. Every time, I would scratch the wall and bed to try not to scream. My husband felt uncomfortable and said, "We can do the surgery." I said, there is something wrong with you. I have been in pain for a long time. If I persist, it will be over.

Later, the labor pains became more frequent and I was very anxious. As a result, at this moment, about 50 meters away from my bed, several people stood arguing and the sound became very loud.

The man said, I must take my son back to Wuhan. The parents said, don't worry, you can go back to Wuhan together after mother and son are discharged from the hospital. The man said, did you hear what she said? She said she dropped her hand and didn't even give it to me. Divorced after being discharged from hospital.

I was in severe pain and asked my husband to drive away the quarrelsome ones. My husband doesn’t dare. I asked my husband to call the doctor. The doctor said that you are only two feet tall. Later, the doctor couldn't bear it anymore and told those people not to make noise in the hospital. Some people were sleeping and others were having babies. I can't be bothered by you.

The funny thing is, I listened for a long time and figured it out. The couple got the second child this time, and the eldest child was a daughter. Now we are in Yidu, and my wife’s natal family is giving birth to a baby. They were originally in Wuhan, but later the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not getting along well, so the wife took her daughter back to Yidu. As a result, my daughter is four years old, and she doesn’t call her daddy, nor is she close to her daddy. This father wants to keep his middle child (son) with him. It is estimated that he could not handle the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law well, and felt that his wife was unwilling to return to Wuhan with him. So he wanted to keep his son by his side and would not hesitate to divorce. (Four years have passed, so there may be errors in some plots, but I was really surprised at the time that I was getting divorced just after giving birth.)

I finally entered the delivery room, and I had no strength at all. Later, I took a sip of water and finally unloaded the goods.

This is the strange thing that happened to me back then.

I once encountered an anesthesiologist who was a man and asked him to take off all his clothes. At that time, he wanted to turn around and leave without giving birth. Moreover, during a caesarean section, family members were not allowed to enter the operating room. There were only two nurses. There was a doctor and an anesthesiologist, and the anesthesiologist sat next to me throughout the whole process, taking my blood pressure, doing an electrocardiogram, looking at various instruments, and kept chatting with me. He asked me if it hurt, and asked me again. Does it hurt like this? When I was about to fall asleep, he woke me up again and asked me, "Are you asleep?",

Explain to me the whole process, and I will need to apply medicine later and it will be cold. , Bear with me, the operation will start in a while, and now we have to go under the knife, , don’t move, we will get the baby later, it will be uncomfortable, bear with it, and then the baby will come out, what time, what time, how many pounds, boy Girl, besides being a man, this anesthesiologist was also very attentive and thoughtful, and his voice was nice. Finally, he worked with the doctors and nurses to lift me onto the trolley, sent me out of the operating room, and handed me over to my husband.

Although at first I felt embarrassed by being looked at by a strange man, I didn’t shy away from it. They were doctors and people with high moral standards, so it didn’t matter. Besides, the surgery was patronizing at the beginning. I'm scared and nervous, so I don't care about anything else. The safety of giving birth comes first, and everything else is secondary.

During a caesarean section, the anesthesiologist was a man. This was not embarrassing. What was embarrassing was that the anesthesiologist unbuttoned my shirt to check whether I had undergone heart surgery [Crying] [Crying] Then he took me The patient was taken off, disinfected and anesthetized... Then came the ward rounds. A bunch of people gathered around me to look at the sutured incision and see if the color and amount of lochia were normal... Anyway, I have been embarrassed for a long time, and I got used to it [cover face ][Hold face][Hold face]

The most embarrassing thing that happened during delivery was when I was lying on the delivery bed, and a midwife came over and said to me, "Ah!" Old classmate, it’s really you. I saw your name at the nurse's station and wondered if it might be the same name. It's really you.

Can you imagine that embarrassing scene? You were naked and lying on the delivery bed, feeling extremely uncomfortable. Then someone came to recognize you, an old classmate you hadn’t seen in over ten years. Although she was a woman, I really wanted to get off the delivery bed, put on clothes, and say a few words to her. However, my cervix was already 8 fingers deep and I could no longer move it. I could only smile at her and ask her if she was the midwife here. She said that she was an intern and she happened to be in the delivery room today and bumped into me. It was really a great fate.

In fact, I am very lucky to have met my classmate. She is very caring. Because this was my first child, and the delivery time was a bit long, my physical strength was a bit unbearable. She called my mother, mother-in-law, and husband to the delivery room to cheer me up, and bought me chocolate, Red Bull and other energy-boosting foods.

After the child was born, she was busy and helped a lot. At that time, I thought about treating her to a meal after confinement to express my gratitude. But she went to another place for internship. The favor has always been owed.

In fact, although I felt very embarrassed at the time, it was really convenient to have an acquaintance in the hospital. If my old classmates see my answer, please contact me. I still owe you a meal.

When I entered the delivery room, I suddenly felt like vomiting, and then I wanted to poop, but the midwifery nurse wouldn’t let me go.

I said to wash my face, and then sat on the toilet and pulled out two pellets of feces. I actually vomited a lot. After ten minutes, I vomited much more than I had pooped. When I came out of the toilet, my cervix was dilated. She pointed out that she gave birth very quickly two hours later [cover face][cover face][cover face]

Before I gave birth, because I already knew it was a caesarean section, the doctor specially told me to give birth the day before. Eat too much. I drank a bowl of millet porridge and ate two eggs in the morning. The doctor said it was very good and very professional. [laughing][laughing]

Ever since I gave birth to my child, I have always believed that I am different from ordinary people [laughing]! So no matter what happens in the future, I will firmly believe that I am a "man of God".

When the due date came, I went to the hospital for a check-up. After the check-up, the doctor said that the bone was sutured three fingers apart. I could go in in the morning and give birth in the afternoon.

Doesn’t it hurt to have a bone suture? Why don't I feel any pain? This doesn’t match the plot on TV [呲ya]! The first baby was hospitalized as soon as the doctor told her to wait for delivery.

It was almost time to get off work in the afternoon, but there was no sign of labor at all. Seeing that the doctor I had found was about to get off work, he told me to call her if I gave birth in the middle of the night.

As a result, I didn't move until the next morning.

The doctor was very surprised, who is this person? Three fingers were open with bone seams. There was no pain, no itching, no reaction, so he said he should not wait any longer!

It doesn’t matter. After waiting for a few days, I watched the delivery bed around me being pushed in and out, and I watched the joy of being a father and a mother, but I remained silent. This was because I was pregnant. Did you get a Nezha? [cover face].

Seeing that it was almost the weekend, I still had no movement, so I found a good doctor and said, "Why don't I take an injection to induce labor? Otherwise, I have to wait another weekend. If it takes too long, it will be bad for the baby. Don't worry." What's the problem?"

So in the morning I said goodbye to my husband and entered the delivery room with the chocolates. As soon as I got the oxytocin injection, I started looking for that heartbreaking pain. As a result, there was no movement all morning, but the constant labor pains of the mother around me scared me so much that I dared not breathe.

When it was time to have lunch, I was quite envious when I saw the tortured mothers in the delivery room in agony. Let the pain come to me.

I took the inducing injection for a day. When I got off work in the afternoon, I had a roll of toilet paper under my arm. I walked out instead of pushing it out. When I walked out of the long corridor, my husband's jaw dropped [face covering]!

Unfortunately, I managed to escape for another weekend, which became a joke in the obstetrics department. My husband and I spent a weekend of leisure and entertainment. We left behind complicated footsteps in the nearby park and central square [laughing and crying].

Not daring to delay on Monday, I walked into the delivery room again and got the oxytocin injection. I had no sleep all morning again, and it was time for lunch while I was in labor pains. The doctor brought me lunch. I had no intention of eating and only ate two pieces of chocolate. It was so difficult for me during the delivery!

Watching the doctor chatting and laughing while eating lunch, I really admire the doctor. You think you can still eat in such a bad situation! (The environment was really unbearable.) I don’t know what the delivery room looks like now. It would be all connected together and they could see each other. It may be because it hurts so much. Some mothers are cursing their husbands for their teeth. Anyway, everything about the mother is under the supervision of the doctor.

Finally, after lunch, waves of pain came over me. Maybe it was because I had been looking forward to it for so long, but I didn’t feel scared, but instead felt happy. Even though my lumbar spine hurt like tearing, I was still very happy inside.

"Bed 15 is finally going to give birth"! This explosive news instantly made the doctors nervous.

"Slowly walk to the delivery room, don't be anxious"

Finally lay down on it, just as the doctors were busy preparing, "Slow down, slow down"

Oh my god, it’s a blockbuster! The doctor is not ready yet. Before the doctor is ready, my lovely angel finally landed on earth...

This... this... save a few thousand embarrassing words here [laughing] [stealing Laughing]

My second child was undergoing a caesarean section and I was getting stitches. I suddenly wanted to cough, but I couldn’t cough out. I just didn’t have the strength. The doctor next to me asked me what I was doing? I said, I wanted to cough but couldn't. The doctor cheered me up and told me to hold on, and the stitches were almost done. I couldn't bear it anymore, so the doctor had to pause. I coughed slightly, and the doctor continued to stitch me up. , the doctor asked me if I felt like vomiting, and I nodded. The doctor brought a tissue to my mouth and put it away after I finished vomiting. You don't know why you vomited even though you haven't eaten anything?