Chenghai 3C's joke

1, ES is feeding milk. ...

ES (pointing to the cow): Will you faint?

TC: sorry, no.

ES: Will it be reborn?

TC: Sorry, rebirth is not so fast.

Edward Snowden: Yes ... How soon?

TC: As long as I lie down, I will never stand up until you are destroyed.

ES: Our regiment is dead … Can you … Can you stand up?

TC: Yes … or no?

Ace: Don't you know that you will be born again? Don't worry, it's not short of money

TC: oh ~ that doesn't hold water.

ES: Will it add blood?

TC: no.

Edward Snowden: This will do!

TC: This is really not!

2, in fact, the group P can actually be short ~

DL-T-C, the hero lies down and howls ~

5 1-n-b, a hero is lying and howling ~

3. Do you know what is the most painful part of playing 3C? It's just that the hero is cool outside. When he looked home, the machine gun was gone. ...

Do you know what is more painful than playing 3C? The machine gun is still at home, and the heroes are gone. ...

Do you know what is the most painful part of playing 3C? Even the heroes are there, the machine guns are there, and the base is gone. ...

I have been playing 3C for many years. I often encounter many strange things. Lots of humor. Let's summarize it today. Please also have the same interesting things to follow ~

1, one day, I met a pair of brothers with Chinese name 2. They seem to run a black shop, right? Name vomiting blood: downhill without brakes, squatting without paper.

There are also four brothers, each with the word "I" and "invincible"

2. With my brother 2v2, I was blocked by the enemy's solution at the door of fate. I took the wind to ban the devil to save him. As a result, he was accidentally squeezed into 15 by his summoning fire element. People can't be saved. I'll hang up myself. It is also said that he brought the scroll back to the city ... (suddenly disappeared in the middle)

3. At one time, a D version was popular. As soon as the host comes up, it will automatically cut the master, automatically jump money and so on. Do not display fonts when challenging. I despise it. So I went to uuu9 and downloaded the original map. I don't know. One day, I took my original picture and came to the blade master at will. Accuse moming d territory ...

When I started to play 3C, I was often teased. Whether on purpose or not. But they all have one thing in common … holding a little black or a light bow and turning into a stone man!

5, you have also met people who have taken paladins, but have been treating the stone man+holy things …

6. I met a man with a blade master who accidentally killed his own people in a chaotic battle. Moreover, he is so persistent that he can't tell the situation clearly without watching us type. There are also many people who have been chasing their own people to the base, right?

7. Yes, I just made a big move, and I was interrupted by my teammates ~ ~ ~ and more than once …

8. Sometimes I feel depressed. When I put a T-spot and a frost dragon in my GA, someone came up and killed the dragon. Testing skills have also been used. time

9. A 47 C. I watched the other person for a long time, but I couldn't send it out. Later I saw clearly that people are eight dead people. (Xiao Qiang, fear, 5 1, Abyss)

10, blocked at home by the water element of Dafa or the tree people of fawn …

1 1, sealed at home by teammate shaman.

12, his shaman was "stolen" by Guang mm or Xiao Hei … The "thief" is still one of our own …

13, into the fate, things are much transformed. The teleport scepter fell to the ground and was picked up by the other side …

14, the e of little y was accidentally added to the GA of the opposite person in the melee!

15, banned other people's solutions with fire demons, but pointed to other people's water elements.

16. I was knocked unconscious by a hammer. I haven't found out where the small hammer is (MK is too short).

17, scuffle on the road, the result was squeezed into fate, or was it an instant death or punishment?

18, tauren collided and rushed to the wall, unable to do anything, no transmission. It's pathetic to die alive on the wall.

19, Xiaohe, went to suck the blue of the enemy opposite, and ended up sucking one of our own. It's embarrassing to spread blue.

20. The light bow sucks the blood of the opposite enemy, and as a result, it sucks the summoner (Wolf of the Prophet, Dafa water element, etc.). ).

2 1, enlarge the demolition. As a result, I accidentally clicked the right button more and the characters moved down. The big move is over ...

22, chasing the enemy shaman, chasing each other's base ...

23. Shaman was swallowed by dragon (or dark Kodo beast). He also put four crosses on the shaman, and the dragon was killed for a long time! ! !

24. Sniper the enemy and use five heroes to make all the big moves in an instant, only to find that the opposite one has been sent away …

25. I saw my friend Dafa eating books or HP books! ! !

26. See the friendly old cow eating an intelligence book ~ sweat! !

27. Exchange transmission (in order to use the transmission scepter faster). As a result, the goods were full and the transmission fell to the ground.

If it is taken away by one of our own, be angry! ! ! !

If you are photographed by the opposite person, then cry! ! ! !

Else picked it up at his own speed and said ~

28, follow the devil, teammates follow to the blade master. After playing for a long time, the blade master said to everyone ... let's get together ~ ~ I'll control it after we get together! !

29. Teammates went to Xiaohe at random. At first, I was very happy. My back is a little sweaty. Black is eating a book, then his back is sweating and eating an intelligence book! !

30. My teammate took five medicine bottles at first … Forget it … He didn't sell them, but ate them very cheaply …

3 1, 74 finally got 9000, ready to steal the hero, walked to the other side's door, just invincible, and was used by our own people to transmit. I was also blocked by the summoning object at the gate. I struggled for a long time, ready to steal. As a result, I was invincible and hung in the other base.

32. There is a fire in your own hero, when your teammates are guarding the body of the opposite hero. The fire method that accidentally points to C. ......

33, with a light bow, I am going to give my opponent a completely forbidden magic. As soon as the magic was released, the enemy was tied up by teammate Xiao Qiang. ..

34. Attacked by opponents on the road. All three heroes lost HP and planned to run back. Friendly fire demons blocked the way home with a group of little fire demons.

35, fighting for a long time, in the evening, opposite the blade master, walking on the road to buy a pair of glasses to the ground, see the blade master in front, white tiger, look! ! And it's surrounded by them

36. Xiao Bai Xiao Hei started kidnapping his stone man ~ ~ I met him, and I did it before ~ I thought props would fall like orcs ~ ~

Melee! Hit the other side without HP ~ Xiao Y began to dance ~ interrupted Xiao Y, continued, the other side didn't have HP ~ Naga sprayed water ~ ~ After the fight, the other side didn't have HP ~ The deer came in spring ~ ... We were desperate ~ ~ The dwarves came down to show off, and as a result, we were surrounded by a group of tree people ~ We couldn't kill them, and they couldn't kill the dwarves ~ So our descendants could feed us endlessly ~

37. I met such a teammate on the court ~~ 5.43 game mode. Blackie was robbed by his teammates. He beat the stone desperately, took the medicine bottle and went straight to fate. While running and typing, he said, "Come with me to occupy the room of destiny ...! ""In a word, my heart is broken!

38. Meet a person who is still immersed in 5.42 _ Test 10_ Revision 2. Come on, call 5.43, and the lights will come out randomly. He reached level 40 and got 2 bottles of milk. But outside the transmission ...

Asked him why, he said, it would be good to go to the wolf's den and change the wolf back in the future ... my sweat flows like a waterfall. ...

39. I also met a teammate who said to you with crazy white legs, "It's really fun ~ ~ ~

40. Also, I pulled my white leg and asked to change the hidden mode. As a result, we all agreed Then the man who took White's leg quit. Before I retired, I also made a difficult sentence. "If you don't even play in hidden mode, why retire?" ..... I am puzzled to ask, is there a relationship between the two?

I still don't understand!

4 1, on the field, I saw my teammate blade master beat all the way. 15 also took it, and it all flashed at once, and it was also called at 20 and 30. 40 also plays, his body is full of things, But he didn't come back to life. ................................................................................................................................................. ..... or ... (6 positions, light flag+dark flag +30 holes and 2 hammers+1 shield+blood-sucking mask) It seems that I still don't quite understand. What is the psychology of the blade master brothers playing two flags to go out ... is it mentally overwhelming each other ~? ……

42, Chenghai Wonder, 3v3, opposite a "god of songs", began to sing (that is, the lyrics were played on the public * * * channel). As soon as they met, his teammates played in front, and he sang in the back, singing everything. What happened in "Water Margin" was the time to make a move, and what happened was to rush to Jiuzhou. Their teammate has a light MM who always shoots arrows at the back. He sings: "MM, go forward boldly, go forward ~ ~ ~ Don't look back ~ ~" ... They destroy him and sing:

43, 5.43 map, random hero, we are getting off. One of them was caught by us at the gate of fate and kept in the body. He got up and ran into fate. Then he said, "Haha, can't you catch me?" As a result, fate sent him to 15 ... We took part in a group fight. ...

44. Actually, 15 is a very interesting place. After 15, we once, in order to catch each other's solution. Hide in 15 in advance until Dafa comes. Just came out of 15. Burn and kill. Killing someone is puzzling. How did I get behind him?

45. Are all the people in the field tall enough? I'm excited to annihilate 10 skeleton! As a result, the tiger was beaten to pieces ~ then a black arrow flew over ~ instantly the skeleton defected ~ ~ our basic group was destroyed ~

I'm afraid of that stone. I voted two at the level of 15. As a result, many people threw one and ran away ~ ~ ~

56, a teammate's blood method ~ began to go straight to fate (instant death), then came back to life (stone house), then came back to life (wolf cave), returned to the dark room if he was not convinced, and died (intermediate punishment) ~ ~ ~ We all cried ~