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Ask for some hot jokes, not cold jokes (used to coax female students)
A gentleman was waiting for the green light at the crossroads when a beggar knocked on the window and said, Give me some money.
The gentleman looked at it and said, I'll give you a cigarette.
The beggar said, I don't smoke. Give me some money.
The gentleman said, I have beer in my car. Let me give you a bottle of wine.
The beggar said, I don't drink. Give me some money.
Mr. Wang said: well, I'll take you to the mahjong room, I'll pay, you bet, and the winner is yours.
The beggar said, I don't gamble. Give me some money.
Mr. Wang said, get in the car, and I'll take you back to show my wife: what is a good man who doesn't smoke, drink or gamble?
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