Fitness funny jingle

Xx's fart is very powerful. When it was shown in Italy, the king of Italy was watching the play. He was very happy to smell the fart and called on the people of the whole country to fart, be a section chief and a professor.

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2.

When the sun came out, I climbed the hillside. After climbing the hillside, I climbed the wire. Suddenly, the wire was electrocuted and I was numb. The terrorists asked me to buy cigarettes and then buy them one after another. The terrifying man praised me as a good boy and sent me back to earth.

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3.

Xiao Pang wants to buy a house, Xiao Pang wants to sell land, Xiao Pang lent me more than 3,000 yuan, and he hasn't paid it back yet. He is rolling, rolling, not splashing paint, rolling, rolling, cramping and peeling, hey ~ ~

-The revised lyrics are sung by Jingle Bells.

4.

I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I ran as soon as I blew up. Boom, the school blew up!

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5.

P is a kind of biogas, tossing and turning in your mind. If you are not careful, you will be released. People who fart are complacent, and people who smell fart lose their temper. Hold your fart, hold your heart, you can't squeeze out fart, exercise. P is the spirit of life, there is no reason not to let go. People who put it down are happy, and those who smell it are depressed.

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6.

Studying is hard and tiring, and you have to pay tuition. You might as well join the underworld, be rich and powerful, and have beautiful women to sleep with you.

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7.

You are handsome, you are handsome, with a nest of cabbage on your head, a hemp belt in your waist and a kelp. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of SB.

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