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Scolded the Cancer man

I scolded the Cancer man.

I scolded the Cancer man. Among the twelve zodiac signs, Cancer men always give others the impression of being gentle, with ups and downs of temper. It's not too big, and it's a good choice to be a boyfriend. So what are the consequences of scolding a Cancer man? Let’s take a look. Scolded the Cancer man 1

Settle old scores

If the person you are irritating is a Cancer, I can only advise you not to take it lightly. Cancer looks gentle and considerate on the outside, and is the best at taking care of others. People always have the illusion that Cancers are easy to bully. It would be wrong to think so, and it would be even more wrong to take action. Once Cancer is angered, everything will be forgotten by Cancer, except for the big matter of how to get revenge on you. Cancer will dig out all the old things from your past and discuss them with you in detail bit by bit. Finally, you'll discover that Cancer isn't something you should mess with.

Often there will be a magical change of face or you will cry or laugh, making you extremely embarrassed

Cancer people often feel that they are single. It's not a big deal, but I don't like to be laughed at often, and I don't think there's anything funny about it. If it's mentioned often, it will be very difficult to coax the person into crying and changing his face. Cancer singles, after being angered, often change their faces at such a magical speed that the people around them feel infinitely embarrassed. Such Cancer singles, when their emotions come up, don't pay attention to face, don't pay attention to details, and vent themselves. It's hard to put an end to the emotion.

Cancer men’s emotional taboos

Conflicts with their family members

Cancer men are representatives of love and justice. It can even be said that many Cancer men have some Oedipus or sister-in-love plots. If he finds that his woman cannot get along peacefully with the people closest to him, I am afraid that love will turn red. When you mention to him again and again that his family ignores and is unfair to you, when you have big and small quarrels with his family again and again, when you show his family’s face again and again, in his heart Has slowly left you.

Never force me to talk about love history

Although Cancer men are a little nostalgic and will bury past feelings deep in their hearts, but that is just occasional nostalgia and does not mean that they are nostalgic. He still misses his ex. In his opinion, what he has in front of him is the most precious, and the hand he is holding now is the one he is most reluctant to let go of. He will take good care of this feeling. Therefore, no matter when and where you are, don't be curious, ask the Cancer man to tell you about his ex-girlfriend, or even become jealous in a pretentious manner.

Family jokes

Cancers are sensitive by nature and like to think and suspect. You have to pay attention to how you get along with them. The last thing Cancers can joke about is their family. They love their families very much. , everyone should pay attention to this. Don't make Cancer sad.

Cancer loves his family very much and doesn’t like others making fun of his family members, even if they are joking. In fact, everyone doesn't like others speaking ill of their family members in front of them. Even if they are joking, they will feel it is an insult. Therefore, no matter what the joke is, it is best not to talk about other people's family members. Respecting others is equal to respecting yourself; in the same way, respecting other people's family members will make others respect your family members.

Don’t inquire about my private life

Cancer men are very insecure, so they attach great importance to protecting their privacy and do not easily allow outsiders to enter their inner world.

When dating such a boy, girls should be careful not to ask endless questions about his family background, job income, or romantic history, because this will put Cancer men, who are more thoughtful than ordinary people, on guard. , "We are just friends who have just started dating. We are not familiar enough that I have to report so many private things to you?"

Direct and bold

If you are a direct and bold woman , if you want to pursue a Cancer man, it may not be an easy task! Cancer men don't like direct women very much. Your directness will only scare the Cancer man away. When a Cancer man faces someone he really can't get along with, the only way is to avoid it. There is nothing better than avoiding it. It's easy, knowing that others really like him, but Cancer men can't help it. After all, they can't hurt the other person, and they don't want to force themselves. It's better to escape more happily, but Cancer men should also consider the consequences of your avoidance! Scolded the Cancer Man 2

The best way to deal with the Cancer Man

How to get the Cancer Man

Speak well

Cancer Men are not the type who like to complain about their girlfriends. Many Cancer men are actually a bit timid. They are very afraid that their girlfriends will be sulky and unhappy. Cancer men often don’t like to take risks and are afraid that speaking harshly will cause emotional discord. , so Cancer men are not very good at complaining about their girlfriends, and even if they occasionally have a venomous tongue, it will not be harmful.

In fact, when you live with a Cancer man, you rarely hear him say harsh words. On the contrary, most of the time, you feel that he is not man enough to yell at you. I pamper you so much that I really want to have a big outburst one day and criticize you to the point where you are worthless.

Deal with his family first

Sensitivity and sentimentality are the hallmarks of Cancers. They are very sensitive and restrained about physical sensations. In this case, you cannot be arrogant. It's easy to pass the initial test by dressing up in a homely style, having a gentle dinner, and a seemingly casual shoulder massage. Remember: they need to be gentle, homely, and self-protective, so to conquer them, you must quickly get their parents, their brothers and sisters, a warm home environment, their financial resources, and their relationship with intimacy. For lack of confidence in a relationship, the sooner the better, otherwise it will become a protracted battle.

Give him a lot of support and care when he is in trouble

The observation period of a Cancer man’s relationship is so long that you will almost fall asleep. If you want to chase him, he must first know enough about your financial background, and then make sure that you are a type that your family can accept. Then he will have a basic liking for you. At this time, as long as you give him a lot of support and care when he is in trouble or in a bad mood, there will be no problem.

If you don’t take the initiative in the cold war, you can wait until the next day. In fact, they will already be too nervous

Cancer men are philanthropic men, so they will also appear to be very principled when encountering problems. In addition to being overflowing with love, Apart from that, they basically won’t consider giving up their principles. When encountering a cold war, Cancer often feels that they actually have more possibilities to win, so they don't care about the matter themselves and try their best to stay calm. Of course, when a smart girl encounters a confrontation with a Cancer, the cold war will be too much for the Cancer itself. With a little patience and hard work, you can win. It's good for smart girls to know. Don't take it too seriously when having a cold war with a Cancer man.

Show off your motherhood

Cancer people have a very strong desire for family, and they are naturally insecure and always hesitate to treat love. If you want to control them, you must first clearly tell him: "I will give you a warm home." Then use your maternal nature to fully satisfy the Cancer man's Oedipus complex. However, when appropriate, let him take the initiative and give him more compliments, so that your Cancer lover will never leave you.

Use patience to conquer

If you like a Cancer man, don’t confess too directly, you will scare him.

You have to be patient, because what you want to conquer is a difficult man. It is difficult for Cancer to open up about emotional matters. He will test the other person for a long time before he dares to accept the other person's feelings.

Because Cancer is very afraid of being hurt, he is very protective of himself, and does not easily start a relationship. You have to persist for a long time, only treat him well, only chat with him, and never talk to him again. When dealing with other people of the opposite sex, if you give him the feeling that you only care about him, you may be able to win more easily.

Pear blossoms bring rain

In fact, Cancer men are very distressed and cry for women! Sex for Cancer men is inseparable from feelings, and for him, the last woman he feels is the little one. A woman. A woman who is like water has warm eyes and deep affection that makes a Cancer man unable to leave her at all. Perhaps after you had a conversation, the pear-shaped eyes made the Cancer man really soften his heart. Cancer men are very emotional. Men, he can get into the most vulnerable part of a woman's heart and protect her mood and soul. But at this time, just say "I want" and everything will be fine! I scolded the Cancer man 3

Let me go! We love each other, are gentle and kind, and are loved by thousands of people. Cancer will also be dissed? Yes, this is the first reaction of Cancer after being dissed. After a Cancer is suddenly dissed by someone, he will want to ask the dissing person face to face. No matter how he explains it, Cancer will not accept it! After a hysterical meal, Cancer will become unusually calm. They feel that their previous behavior was a sign of immaturity, and then they will think of other ways to fight back.

Cancer usually locks himself in a room, stabbing villains while imagining scenarios that make the other person doubt their life. Although Cancers are sensitive and easily hurt, they are not shy when faced with other people's disses. They will use actions to prove that they are definitely not easy to mess with, and they have a good temper and cannot be bullied. However, Cancer's reflex arc is a bit long. Sometimes the other party has been dissing for a long time before he comes back from his fugue. By the time he wants to fight back, the other party has already left. It can be said to be very depressing. Cancer's number one fatal injury is "nostalgia", so it's hard for Cancer not to take advantage of it when it comes to turning back.

Basically, as long as the ex is willing to look back, Cancer will nod in seconds. No matter how miserable the breakup was, they will forgive everything in the second of trying to save him. But do you think Cancer really loves this ex? not necessarily! Most of the people who can fall in love with Cancer are those who can give him a sense of security and prove his sense of existence. Therefore, Cancer's attachment to his ex is actually attachment to his past state. It's like a person who used to be a princess and is now demoted to a slave. Do you think you don't miss him? How is it possible.

It is said that Cancer is a talkative person and seems to be a very quiet person. If you evaluate Cancer like this, it means you don’t fully understand Cancer. The full name of Cancer is Aixinjueluo, arrogant and cold. , domineering, unreasonable, Cancer, this is not a joke to you, Cancer’s temper is really bad, but the reason why Cancer can live peacefully every day is because they know how to respect people, and they must have temper and moral character. Cancer is such a person. He looks very honest. If anyone offends Cancer, he will beat you until your parents can't recognize you. The next step is to seek help from relatives and friends around you, pour out all the bitterness at once, and it will be fine when you have finished venting. And Cancer is very vengeful. Even if it is a small joke that you think is no big deal, Cancer will remember it for a lifetime and may one day strike back at you. It’s really confusing!