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I was forced to go on a blind date by my mother, but I didn't want to go on an appointment. The other party is the school grass that I have been chasing for three years. What is the ending?

1

High-end western restaurant.

Shen Xi bored playing with the delicate and beautiful red roses in his hand, thinking that he would only allow his mother to kiss him if he brought the wind.

But also in the precious Spring Festival holiday! ! !

At this age, someone will use red roses as a signal to play a movie of the Republic of China. This is ...

If she went to college, she would think it was fun, but unfortunately, she has graduated from Shen Xi for many years, and her heart has been preserved by society a little more than old bacon.

According to her mother, the other person is a talented young man with a successful career.

It seems that this talented person is a bit vulgar.

It's 11: 05, fifteen minutes before their appointed time.

This major pays the most attention to punctuality, and arriving at the appointed place fifteen minutes in advance is a respect for each other.

Shen Xi raised his wrist and looked at his watch. He frowned a few times. His impression of this talented person dropped to 79, missing one point, for fear of his pride.

The red rose in my hand is hot and delicate, and it is a "bright" word anyway.

She is going to go out without makeup. Today, under the terrible pressure of mother's adult, she not only arrived at the restaurant half an hour early, but also put on a bitch makeup that she thought was the most enchanting, with flaming lips and eyeliner that she wanted to fly. She smiled with all kinds of amorous feelings.

Today, she is a perfect match with this rose!

There is also the restaurant atmosphere, which is not suitable for self-portraits.

Looking around, all the couples are in pairs, loving each other, and she is the only one who is lonely in Shen Xi.

And there are no successful young men around. It seems that they are dating.

Her blind date doesn't know whether to be stuck in the road or help grandma cross the road.

Shen Xi rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone from his bag, and began to look for various angles, posing in various postures, and started the smug selfie mode.

A girl's selfie, like singing, is selfless. Once she is moved, she will never stop. Where do I remember that night?

With her eyes closed and her mouth pursed, she made a shameful comparison and prepared to take some shameless and lovely photos.

"Click" a few times, I opened my eyes to see the effect, and Yu Guang suddenly swept the table and sat with someone.

At a glance, Shen Xi froze.

Time seems to stand still for a few seconds.

The mobile phone slipped from its hand and fell to the ground, making a crisp sound of "pa".

As if she had just been awakened by the sound, she quickly buried her head to get her mobile phone. When she looked up again, her face had turned into Shen Xi's trademark smile.

"Cheng Danan, what a coincidence."

As a surgeon, years of experience in treating patients and their families taught her how to control her expression accurately.

Isn't it a blind date to meet the love rat you once liked?

Can this beat her, scalpel expert?

The man opposite is wearing a black woolen coat, knife-shaped eyebrows and a smile on his mouth. He is as warm as ever, even with the same hairstyle as a plane head.

"Long time no see, Shen Xi."

Well, the voice hasn't changed at all, or ... it sounds tight.

Not the kui is a man she likes, the older the more interesting.

But unfortunately, this is a love rat.

2

Shen Xi was surprised. When she fell in love with this man in college, she collected all the information she could. Why doesn't she know that they are from the same place?

I also have parents who are also worried about life events for their children. We can get to know each other on this blind date.

Shen Xi suddenly admired her mother a little. She tried her best not only to win the man she insulted, but also to be called on a blind date.

That row of lofty and indifferent faces, the most disdainful of these so-called boring things, actually agreed to come on a blind date.

Really, strange! Interesting! Fresh!

As the name implies, Cheng Da-nan is always calm. No matter what the occasion, he is always quiet and will not take the initiative to start a topic, but it will be appropriate to pick up the topic thrown by others.

No, after saying a word, he naturally looked at the menu on the table, as if he was really thinking about what to order in the future, and he was not embarrassed at all.

Shen Xi is different. She can't learn to be quiet, and she is not used to having a big living person opposite, but she has to endure a quiet and embarrassing atmosphere.

She curled her pie mouth and secretly turned over a super supercilious look, and the trumpet in her heart was about to blow. "Who is this?" The problem of not talking for so many years hasn't changed? You smelly virtue, who is single if you are not single? You deserve to go out on a blind date alone! ……@#%$"

Ten minutes later.

Quiet, out of tune with the surrounding quiet.

"Cheng Daan, you don't talk. You must change it. I don't know if it's bad for a lady? " Shen Xi finally unbearable, just a few pages of menu, I can still read for ten minutes. How dare you!

The opposite person was not annoyed, but slowly burst into a smile, and the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were stained with warmth. "You haven't changed at all."

Still haven't changed at all?

Shen Xi has a little palpitation. She has actually changed a lot over the years. Her heart became cold and her eyes became sinister. Many things she doesn't like will be forced to do by herself.

The most important thing is that she met many people later, but she was afraid to give her heart again. Finally, thanks to the present one.

"Oh, why don't you say I haven't changed?" She evoked a thoughtful smile, but it always solidified in the corner of her eye.

Hearing this, Cheng Da-nan looked up and stared at her transfixed, his black eyes shining, as if he were really thinking about what he had not changed.

The appearance has naturally changed. The woman in front of me has big chestnut waves, and her delicate makeup covers her delicate eyebrows. She has no rampage in college, but is more elegant as a mature woman.

However, he just felt that she had not changed, and she was still so talkative and her expression was still the same.

A long time.

He couldn't find a suitable adjective to describe his feelings, so he had to be honest: "It's hard to describe."

"Oh!" Shen Xi suddenly lost his patience in dealing with him. It's hard to describe. He always knows how to annoy her with a few words.

"Cheng Danan, you really don't give me face." Without looking at the man's reaction, he picked up his bag and left.

When you meet an acquaintance who is not good, it is easy to turn over the old accounts.

three

The relationship between Shen Xi and Cheng Dan 'an comes from the freshman year nine years ago.

She is a freshman in Macey, who has just entered the university. On weekdays, I was held in my parents' hands, and I have never experienced an accident. Naturally, she is naive.

He is one grade older than them, and a senior in different majors. He is handsome, has good grades and strong ability, and is said to be the male god of many girls.

Shen Xi fell in love at first sight with Cheng Da-nan who helped at the freshman work conference. He has the gentlest eyes and the most beautiful eyebrows she has ever seen.

When a spoiled rich girl knows the taste of sadness and understands the taste of sadness, she suffers.

This is a romantic thing that can't be done for days and nights.

Shen Xi chased Cheng Danan for three years.

Passionate from the beginning, exhausted at the end.

The pain she tasted in him was far greater than the sweetness.

The girlfriends in the same dormitory say that Shen Xi's shaved hair is very spicy, and many people say that she is thicker than the city wall.

Shen Xi doesn't care. She didn't believe that Cheng Da-nan was polite to her, nor did she believe that Cheng Da-nan was afraid of refusing to hurt her self-esteem.

After all, there are so many girls chasing him, and only she gets his special treatment.

In the past three years, she has asked Cheng Da a question for countless times. What does he really feel about her?

Cheng Danan's answers are hard to describe without exception.

Shen Xi has just finished the elementary examination and graduated from Cheng Dan 'an University. Because of his excellent performance, he was directly admitted to the internship company and his future was bright.

The company attached great importance to him, and only after he officially took up his post was he sent to a foreign branch and became a small leader at the grass-roots level.

Not only because I can't see him often, but also because he signed a good company and was happy to go to the railway station to see him off.

Just packed my luggage and prepared to leave, my roommate Qingqing opened the door with a big smile on her face.

"What happened? Laugh like a chrysanthemum. " Shen Xi joked.

It seems that I didn't expect Shen Xi to be in the dormitory. She hesitated for a moment, immediately smiled and faltered. "Nothing ... nothing."

The phone "buzzed" and a short message came in. It was from Ann.

"If I have something to do, I don't have to send it."

Shen Xi to turn over their. After that, I didn't see each other for a long time, and she was not allowed to see each other for the last time.

She didn't want to stay in the dormitory, thinking that everything was packed anyway, so she went to have a meal.

Just walked to the door, was stopped by qingqing.

"Xixi, I have something to tell you."

"Huh?" Shen Xi turned around and hugged Qingqing intimately. "Come on, baby, have you eaten? Let's go to dinner together later. "

Qing Qing pushed her away, walked to the table and sat down, her eyes were erratic, and after several deep breaths, she slowly spoke, "I am with Cheng Da-nan."

"... ha ha ha ha ha ..." Shen Xi paused for a second, then smiled. "This is the funniest joke I have heard this year."

Qingqing looked at her all the time, and the guilt in her eyes seemed to drip down.

"Are you serious?" She stopped smiling and stood motionless at the door.

"Xi Xi, I'm sorry ... I really like him ..."

"What about the evidence?" She heard her voice tremble slightly and tried to force herself to calm down.

Zhao Qing's evidence is hundreds of chat records.

Shen Xi actually finished reading quietly one by one.

Saw their flirting, their sweet words.

It turns out that Cheng Da-nan is lukewarm and polite to everyone. It turns out that in front of the person he likes, his tone of voice can be like a spoiled big boy.

She doesn't know how she got out of the dormitory or where she is going.

Just walking aimlessly, walking faster and faster, walking faster and faster, as if in this way, the feeling of heartache and suffocation can be alleviated and lightened.

But I still don't give up. Why?

She doesn't believe that Cheng Da-nan is such a person, who is entangled with her while secretly having an affair with her roommate.

"What did you say, is it Zhao Qinghe?" I still couldn't resist sending such a message.

Come back quickly over there without hesitation.

"yes."

Finally, the green and fresh bud in Shen Xixi's heart was covered with frost bit by bit like a movie special effect and faded one by one.

Even breathing hurts.

four

Later, Shen Xi moved out of the dormitory and threw away everything related to Cheng Da-nan, regardless of her memory or warmth.

Later, she began to study hard for the postgraduate entrance examination, then went to the clinic and became the hottest surgical star in the Affiliated Hospital.

In the past six years, Shen Xi has never seen a safe process. She thought she had uprooted him from her heart.

To this day, he only used one sentence to make her fly into a rage.

The human memory protection mechanism is so useful that she almost forgot that this man once took a dagger and cut out her heart.

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Doctors' holidays are always short, especially first-line doctors like Shen Xi, whose positions are neither high nor low.

China people like to eat and drink in the sea during the Spring Festival, and they don't shy away from all kinds of meat, which directly leads to physical overload.

Gastrorrhagia and gastric perforation caused by drinking; Meat-eating pancreatitis, all kinds of messy diseases.

When she first went to work, she accepted a patient with severe pancreatitis, who was particularly pessimistic and plunged directly into the operating room.

A few hours after the operation, not long after I left the operating room, I didn't have time to eat a bite of rice, so I was carried by the director to have a bunch of messy meetings.

Finally, the meeting ended and another patient with intestinal obstruction was sent over.

After a busy day, Shen Xi, who didn't eat a grain of rice, was so hungry that his chest clung to his back.

Fortunately, I knocked on a bottle of glucose injection when I got off work, otherwise she was really worried about her hypoglycemia shock.

In order to match the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year, the hospital set up a big rich "Fu" board on the grass in front of the gate.

Cheng Danan is standing in front of such a sign and waving to Shen Xi, which is hard to notice.

Her eyes froze for a moment, then pretended not to see it and casually bypassed him, ready to go to the subway station.

I didn't expect the man to catch up slowly.

"Cheng Danan, I am very tired today and have no energy to talk to you." They walked quietly and strangely for a few minutes, and she frowned and finally couldn't help it.

"I invited you to dinner to make amends. I made you angry that day." Cheng Da-nan still wears a faint smile, with a gentle tone and no impatience.

"No need." She almost snapped these two words. She simply stopped taking the subway and stopped a taxi on the side of the road.

Shen Xi!' He finally got a little anxious, and the whole person stood in front of her. "I want to talk to you."

All right, let's talk.

She'd like to see what he can do if he blocks people in the hospital today after so many years of no contact.

This restaurant is Shen Xi's favorite.

I ordered a meal as soon as I sat down, whether two people could finish it or not.

It was not until the stomach was full of all kinds of delicious food and there was no heartburn that Dr. Shen's face improved slightly.

She leaned back in her chair lazily, her plain face was inevitably a little tired, and her voice lost its fierce strength just now. "Today, the sun came out from the west, and Cheng Xuechang actually invited him to dinner to apologize for provoking people."

"It seems that the melting pot of society is really powerful."

Cheng Da-nan felt helpless and funny. "Don't be sarcastic."

At that time, his EQ was really high.

Obviously like it, but only enjoy each other's efforts, never take the initiative, not enthusiastic, always only consider yourself.

In today's words, there is no doubt that it is love rat.

Shen Xi slowly dug a spoonful of brightly colored dessert in front of his eyes and put it in his mouth. The sweetness of the tip of the tongue narrowed her eyes with satisfaction.

"Come on, what do you want to talk about?"

Talk early and go home. After all, she has an clinic tomorrow.

"Not long ago, Zhao Qing gave me a call."

It is worth mentioning that your lover called you? Is this a disguised form of love?

Shen Xi tried to suppress the supercilious look at the sky and listened patiently.

"In the year when I graduated from college and went to practice abroad, you said that I was sent to the station. Later, I said I had something to do, so I didn't let you come. Do you remember this? "

Hehe, how could she not remember?

Even if her memory is vague, she will never forget the feeling that the whole world collapsed at that time.

The scarred heart seems to be aching again, and it is so weak that people are upset.

Shen Xi suddenly stood up, a pair of eyes without temperature staring straight at the man in front of him. "If that's what you want to say, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"Shen Xi ..." Cheng Da man's face with a gentle smile began to collapse inch by inch from Zhang Yongyuan, and from his brow to the corners of his mouth, a thick sadness hung over him.

The hand under the table was clenched and loosened. He made great determination and gently held Shen Xi's hand.

"We have missed so many years."

five

When the truth is exposed layer by layer, the fog of the past disappears again and again, and the knot for many years actually stems from a lie.

Shen Xi sipped his mouth, not knowing how to react. I didn't expect the plot in the TV series to happen to me. (Novel title: "You Come from Memories", written by V Cabbage. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting content)