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High neighbors make sentences

High neighbors make the following sentences:

1 and 10 minutes ago, the elderly man in Baoan Temple Street in Heping District also saw a female elderly man talking and laughing. 10 minutes later, Zhang collapsed in the community, bloody.

Grandpa should have a good rest at home after retirement, but he is busy for the elderly all day.

Grandma Zhang, with white hair, is leaning on crutches and smiling like a flower. She squinted and looked at Yu's admission notice over and over again, as if what she was holding was not an admission notice, but a rare treasure.

4. Main idea: People with lofty ideals aim all over the world, so that even if they are far away in Wan Li, they can be connected with each other, just like the old people nearby.

5. No matter how to emphasize "liberation", the old people can't give up their conservative moral concepts, and they can't forgive those who once lived with the rich and powerful director Li.

On the fifteenth day of the first month, the Lantern Festival is noisy, and every household is noisy. Invite friends and relatives, boxing, drinking and rolling dice. Be cheerful and noisy. The full moon festival is predestined friends, and the dumplings are sweet and happy. May you have a good night, and good luck will take care of you!

7. My dog and old cat are sworn enemies.

8, bald, red face, like to drink Erguotou, like to play chess, but it is a smelly chess basket, like to tease the children in their hometown, but every time they tease, they will scare the children to cry.

9. The deep-rooted wariness towards the powerful elderly in the north has undoubtedly made Myanmar even more overwhelmed.

10, these buffers can reduce pollution, save money and make the elderly happy.

On June 1 1 day and March 12, a hen at Ms. Dong's house in Shijiazhuang gave birth to a gourd-shaped soft-shelled egg. This unusual egg attracted many old people to watch.

12. In Zhenglian Wu's hometown, the old man interviewed said that she was very smart and gentle since she was a child. For more than 20 years, she never talked back to her parents, nor did she find any illegal behavior.

13, a staff member of the court introduced that on the morning of September1/kloc-0, the eldest son refused to attend for fear of old jokes, so the court had to set up a circuit court in the judicial office of Duji Township People's Government.

14, just open your mouth. The crowd and the old man couldn't help laughing when they saw this. After all, I don't want butcher Hu to be afraid, even though he got the nerve to hit him. His hand was shaking long ago, and he dared not hit it again.

15. Is online media an unexpected guest who suddenly intrudes, or is it a harmonious and friendly old age?