Serial riddle joke

Xiaoming series and a bunch of cold jokes ... and Xiaoming series:

1. Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ...

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Because Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..

2. During the ten years of Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was hungry ... He made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and then opened it again, missing two. .........

So .. Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid. ...

Excuse me, where is jiaozi? .....

Jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. ...........

During ten years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression ... Wang Xiaoming lived a carefree life ... Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..................

4. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is it okay?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. .............

5. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13 floor again ... why?

Because there is no 14 floor. ...........

6. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why did he come back safely?

Because Xiaoming is a camel. .........

7. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert ... Why didn't he go back this time?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. ........