Every good teacher is a player. What's the best joke you've ever heard from a teacher?

I met such a teacher in junior high school. He is more than just a player. He is a soul player.

classic quotations

1, I said it for nothing, you think I'm crazy.

2. Teacher, I never physically punish students. I just ask you to come to the office to blow the fan in winter and calm down, otherwise it will be very hot. I didn't hit you, not corporal punishment.

I'm exhausted up there, but you're still down there with nothing in your stomach. It is the teacher's fault again.

Time flies so fast that many things are worth remembering. The teacher's humor of hating iron and not producing steel has been left in the past. Looking back now, what ardent expectations are so real and touching? There are some things you didn't understand when you were young, but when you do, you are no longer young. I wish the respected teacher happiness forever, and good people a safe life.

Welcome to pay attention to "Little Li Shuo", and Little Li Shuo will wholeheartedly bring you more wonderful things.

1. An English teacher found out the terminal stage of liver cancer, and all the teachers and students went to the hospital to see him. Seeing that everyone was depressed, he said mysteriously, "I have to confess something to you, you know?" I have never been to England, and I still want to lie to you in English! "

2. School cleaning. The headmaster said it was the turn of senior two to clean last year.

Xiaoming: Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Get out! Xiaoming: I really want to ask a question! Look carefully, it's a math problem! Teacher: Get out! Xiaoming: Nowadays, female teachers really have no professional ethics! Say that finish out of the ladies' room.

4. Teacher: "According to the analysis of scientists, there are two kinds of people with dementia, one is congenital dementia and the other is acquired dementia." After his words, the following students asked, "Teacher, what kind do I belong to?"

I remember learning a text in the second grade of primary school, which probably means that the teacher is ill and the students send eggs. After teaching this text, the teacher fell ill the next day. Several of our students scraped together more than 70 eggs to see the teacher. After two years, my brother learned this text and got sick in the exam the next day.

In the second day of junior high school, a substitute male teacher came to the class to replace history class. Of course, if people don't buy it, the classroom discipline will be very poor. The male teacher was anxious to throw the lesson plan on the lecture table and said angrily, I write a word, as long as I read it correctly, needless to say how it came from, just say it this semester! I turned around and wrote a big word on the blackboard. The whole class immediately fell silent. The teacher was shocked and started a long speech. Knowing that I knew him, he kept urging me. The teacher was even more angry when he saw this. What's wrong with you two? Stand Up! I said, I know the word. The sun and the moon are in the sky. This is a word invented by Wu Zetian. I changed my name to Wu Zhao. All eyes are on the substitute teacher. Time and space paused for at least ten seconds, and the teacher said that only he could speak freely this semester! The whole class burst into laughter. You still need to wear a pair of glasses when your eyesight drops in the second grade. I only wear it when I need it. The biology teacher found out and asked with great concern: How many degrees? Any astigmatism? I said, it's all a little bit, as if the astigmatism is a bit severe. The biology teacher was extremely concerned and asked, Look at the crescent moon.