Complete works of funny jokes

0 1. If two people are long-term, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

02. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

I often go to the seaside, but I don't like the sea, but I like the waves.

It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

05. A moment that should last forever was just a complicated situation at that time.

Don't tell me that you are not short of money. In that case, come on, you throw it and I'll catch it.

07. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

08. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

09. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

10. Review the boat, turn over, and the desire to sleep will come.

1 1. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

12. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

13. Handsome is useless, but it was finally eaten by chess pieces.

14. Never propose to me. I said yes as soon as I proposed.

15. Today's sad situation: all primary school students have been to Valentine's Day, all middle school students have been to Singles Day, and the rest of college students have specially celebrated Children's Day.

16. You have nothing but ugliness; I have everything except ugliness.

17. Before being killed, the young man shouted in despair: "Who the fuck told me to kill without paying for my life!"

18. These days, no one believes that you are a student if you don't fall in love, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone.

19.？ Experts say, don't stare at your mobile phone for too long, because it will be dead.

20. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan is just idle and in no hurry to make money.

2 1. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

22.？ The chemistry teacher asked, what about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

23. "If my face value is in ancient times, I can hold up the whole brothel!" "You mean you look like a pillar?"

24. I can tolerate that your figure is fake, your face is fake, your chest is fake and your hips are fake! But I just can't stand that money is fake!

25. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

26. A girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether he is a man or a woman.

27. Nothing in this world is impossible. The key is persistence. For example, I know that the girl I like treats me like air, but I still insist on texting her every day to say good morning, good afternoon and good night. So I persisted for a month and finally used up all the SMS packages I used up every month.