Quotations from the classic funny lines of "Happy Comedian"

Quotations from the classic funny lines of "Happy Comedian"

1, I really want to live for another 500 years.

Whoever doesn't die will die.

3. Show me a chicken.

What a cruel oath, it can't resist your cruel reality. Jiao Jiao, go after your so-called love. Call me when you feel tired and want to cry one day. Although I can't guarantee that you will laugh, I will cry with you. Jiao Jiao, whether it is friendship or love, remember, I love you.

5. Girls who love to laugh are not bad luck.

Give me another hour, and I will definitely kill him.

7. As a sister, I can't protect myself.

8. Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?

9. Many people hate me. Who are you?

10, uh-huh ~ You are a big liar, and nothing you say will get you me.