Who will tell me some deceptive jokes or stories?

At the weekend, I visited the museum. When people are in a hurry, I run to the men's room. When I got there, I slammed the compartment and unbuttoned my pants, so it was convenient to get ready. Suddenly, in the small room next door, a man asked, "Hey, buddy, how are you?"

I usually don't talk to other men in the men's room, but I don't know why that day, so I casually replied, "Nothing."

Just as I was absorbed in what I should do, the next door said, "What do you want to do later?"

I think this guy is too friendly. How can he make friends with others in the toilet? Maybe he's lonely? So, although I was reluctant, I answered him: "I will go home after watching the exhibition."

"Can you come to see me later?"

Now, I fully understand who I met: either a perverted homosexual or a psychopath. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I gave him a stern reply: "Boring! Please leave me alone. "

The people next door didn't say anything. I finally breathed a sigh of relief. We must take such a mental illness seriously.

Suddenly, another voice came from next door: "Sorry, buddy, I'll hang up first and call you later." . There is a pervert next door to me. He is always there to answer my questions. ...

A cricket and a pig bet that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, I want to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

The happiest thing in life is that I can do things that others can't, for example, I can send a text message to scold you, but you don't know who I am, hahaha!