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Chinese people in foreign countries do not understand foreign etiquette and are in an ugly situation. 5 stories should be longer.
Many people say some things about China that foreigners cannot understand
I also say some things about foreign countries that Chinese people cannot understand
The following are Relatives and friends have actually seen it. If someone doesn’t believe it, I can’t help it
My classmate went to Australia and once bought a laptop and went to a specialty store. When I went in and took a look, there was a good model, but I didn’t know it. How is the performance? Ask a foreigner clerk what frequency or model the CUP is. The foreigner says he doesn’t know this. Ask an experienced clerk and you still don’t know.
Open it and see for yourself, and you will find the memory and the advertised memory. It didn't meet the requirements, and it was missing 64M. I asked the foreigner clerk, but he still didn't know. Later, I analyzed it and found that the graphics card was probably borrowed. The foreigner clerk said with admiration, you know this---Halo
Just this kind of clerk. If you are a shop owner, you can't scold them, let alone reduce your salary. As for dismissal, let's see it in court
The other thing is education. To say that our education fees are too high, but The fees for education in Australia are too low. The country allows loans and many people have taken loans. However, after they graduate and go to work, foreigners have no concept of saving and cannot afford to pay. The result is that it is free
The person said that education is an improvement. The quality of human beings should be free
Yes, but the question is what can be gained from this kind of free education?
The clerk in front is an example
There are more interesting things
Foreigners can’t live without calculators. It’s true. There was a quiz show on TV and someone asked “11*25=?” and someone answered 178. That’s really awesome
This kind of thing People also give him free education? What is education? I don’t understand it.
One more thing, it’s also Australia
My aunt’s friend opens a restaurant there, and the terrain is not good. Well, there are not many ordinary customers.
One time two people came and asked for 100 Austrian yuan (equivalent to 600 yuan, the actual purchasing power is about the same as the more than 100 yuan we spent in Beijing and Shanghai). Of course the shop owner was happy. Who would have thought that after eating, the two of them chatted and had no money
The shop owner called the police. These two people were also honest and did not run away or stop them
The police came After seeing it, I asked, don’t you have wages?
The two said they were unemployed and had no wages
The police said that there was also unemployment benefit (the weekly benefit in Australia is more than 100 Australian dollars).
Both of them said they both bought cigarettes and smoked them
The police couldn’t do anything about it
Firstly, the police found it troublesome
Secondly, they couldn’t arrest them Forced labor, the police have to support them
The police said forget it, pay it back as soon as you receive relief next time, and call the shop owner more often to urge them
This matter That’s it
Afterwards, the shop owner called me several times
Maybe the two people didn’t refuse to pay back the money on purpose, but they spent money too quickly and didn’t save money
I never knew how to pay back the money. Did you go to school?
Of course, these are only part of the matter, such as education. There are several prestigious schools with quite high standards, and there are many masters who know computers
But there are some things that Chinese people do care about. Don't understand
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