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Collection of McDull songs:
Song: McDull and the Chicken (McDull Story Movie Soundtrack Album)
My name is McDull
My mother’s name is Mrs. Mai
My favorite food is wheat dumpling
Let’s eat chicken and sing together
My name is McDullDou
My teacher’s name is miss chan chan
My favorite dish is chicken rice
Eating chicken together and singing together
But the reality is like a Duck
O next o next must be duck
No! No! Count o Le?
How to turn a chicken into a duck
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Hold a chicken bun in your mouth
Look at the four treasure chicken buns
It’s a pity that reality requires a duck
Add a piece of lychee* **I'll tie them together
My favorite food is o-o-chicken
My favorite is chicken pat pat
My favorite is chicken with soy sauce Wings
Let’s eat chicken and sing together
Eat, eat, feed you
But what about
I want to eat chicken the most. Eat chicken
I finally became a duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck!
Song title: Just when Mai Tai was in labor
McDull: Just When Tai Mai was about to give birth
A plastic bag flew over Kowloon
Go straight along Lai Chi Kok Road and exit Tai Kok Tsui Road,
pass by Cai Restaurant, then turn left out of Fanhuayuan Street and you will see the Beef Ball King in Paradise Street
No, let’s go to the market building first and have some fish porridge.
Go out to Argyle Street, cross the train bridge and turn right into Tai Ping Road
Turn right again and go out to Waterloo Road towards Ladies Market
Finally, fly the plastic bag and turn left Go to the waiting delivery room of Kwong Wah Hospital
That is, the "Yun Jing" on the right side of Mai Tai is facing up
It is not good, the "Yun Jing" on the left is facing up, turn down and down Next...
Mai Tai believed that this was a strange phenomenon, so he made a wish to the plastic bag of "Yun Jing"
As soon as he looked into his mind, Zuo Qu's imminent appearance also appeared in real time. The boy was born like this
Mai Tai: I hope he will be smart and good at reading.
McDull: McDull seems to have no expression for Mai Tai’s wish
< p>So, he added something to McDull...Mr. Mai: Maybe it’s not enough to study, but how about going out to do wild things? Or...
McDull: Again Or tie up the handsome boy, the handsome boy, just like Chow Yun-fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai, the handsome boy
The rubber pocket seems to be tied in such a way, there seems to be no sign of agreement
Mai Tai felt guilty for a moment , Na Na had made another wish before landing the plastic bag.
Even if Na Na is not such a smart and handsome boy, as long as he is blessed with good fortune, he will be lucky for the rest of his life
Everything will happen to him. Bad luck turns into good luck.
Mai Tai: He can solve the problem by relying on his own materials
But luck is so important.
Although Like Tony Leung and Chow Yun-fat, they don’t panic but they have nothing to do
But they all have to fight first
Pack: Pah...beep... (sound of landing)< /p>
McDull: The last rubber pocket fell to the ground with a sound of "Didu",
Didu... Didu, that's the answer.
Mr. Mai was thoughtful No one died this time, but what about the one who agreed to Zuo?
Lat Tsai’s good luck must be like Chow Yun-fat
In memory of Zuo, this is a blessing bag, Mai Tai decided to name his boy Maijiao
Mai Tai: It’s not good to tie... The sound of glue is so unpleasant, so why not call him McDull
McDull: Everyone, I’m going to tie it. There is a kid who is almost called McDull - McDull
Song: Fast Food Regular Meal
McDull: No, I want a regular meal
< p>Matthew: Regular meals? What kind of food is there for regular meals?Counter: Same as special meals.
Matthew: What kind of food is Gante's meal?
Counter: p>
counter: Same as fast food Gan Shang Xia Luo.
Mai Tai: Gan fast food is also called Meilijia?
Counter: Car, fast food is lunch.
p>
Mr. Mai: What do you want for lunch?
Counter: Lunch is the same as dinner.
Mr. Mai: Wanwan
What’s another meal?
Counter: Dinner is a regular meal.
Mai Tai: Oh, I want two regular meals.
< p>counter: So wild, I have a regular meal today. -----Sorry, I’ll buy a regular meal.McDull: Hmm~, I’d rather have a special meal
Mai Tai: Special meal? What kind of food is there for the special meal?
Counter: The special meal is lunch.
Mai Tai: What kind of food is there for lunch?
Counter: It’s the same as dinner.
Mai Tai: Is it the same as dinner?
Counter: It’s the same as fast food.
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Mai Tai: What kind of fast food do you want to eat?
Counter: Alas, fast food is a regular meal.
Mai Tai: You are too pretentious to talk about anything. Meal?
Counter: Yes, regular meals are for sale. Can you try the special meal?
Mai Tai: Two special meals.
Counter: Sorry, I bought the special meal to show off.
McDull: Hmm~, Mom, why not switch to fast food?
Mai Tai: What’s wrong with fast food?
Counter: Fast food is a regular meal.
Mai Tai: What is a regular meal?
Counter: Regular meals are a lunch.< /p>
Matthew: Oops, what do you have for lunch?
Counter: Lunch is the same as dinner.
Matthew: Where’s dinner?
Counter: It’s a special meal for dinner.
Mr. Mai: Oh, why don’t you start by saying there’s no special meal?
Counter: It’s a special meal. If you want to buy a meal, would you like to try the next fast food? Same thing.
Mai Tai: I want two fast food.
Counter: Sorry, no fast food.
Mr. Mai: Isn’t that ridiculous? What kind of food do you have?
Counter: It’s lunch, what a good lunch
Mai Mrs. Mai: How about a good wild dish?
Counter: It’s as delicious as dinner.
Mr. Mai: What a good wild dish for dinner?
counter: It’s as delicious as a regular meal.
Mai Tai: It’s as sweet as a regular meal but also a good wild dish?
Counter: A regular meal? You bought it early in the morning, what do you think? Isn’t it so wild?
Mai Tai: Okay, okay, I want two lunches.
Counter: Sorry, I bought lunch for you. Do you want to try our place? What about dinner? The same sister.
Mrs. Mai: It’s bright and sunny, what a ghost dinner!
Counter: Alas~, my name is dinner sister, actually I mean It's lunch.
Mai Tai: Okay, okay, I'm afraid of cheating you, so I want two dinners, so hurry up
Counter: Want to hurry? If you want to hurry, agree. Fast food.
Song: Zhong You’s Most Beautiful Pork Belly
The story is full of truth and makes you laugh to death
It’s boring and wordless, shouting and screaming. Temperament
McDull's appearance in the show is poetic, Zhongyou has pork belly
Zhongyou has the most beautiful pork belly
Zhongyou has the most beautiful pork belly. Meat
The most beautiful pork belly in Zhongyou
The most beautiful pork belly in Zhongyou
The story is correct and you will laugh to death
p>Take care of your companions who will offend you
You will discover the joy and beauty of life
Song: Springfield Flower Kindergarten
We are happy good children,
We sing together every day
We are learning, we are growing,
We are the flowers of spring~~ p>
We are beautiful protagonists,
We are the pillars of society
How are you, principal? How are you, teacher?
We ask every day You~~
Song: Special Report ii (Hong Kong One Egg Tart)
Special report, Olympic windsurfing gold medalist Li Lishan decided to participate in this year's Olympic Games
Prove once again to the world that Hong Kong athletes are not stupid
On the other hand, Chairman of the Hong Kong Sports Association and Olympic Committee Fok Chun-ting
Apply to the Asian Games Association
Hong Kong will compete for the right to host the next Asian Games
Many sports groups immediately expressed enthusiastic support
Among them, Hong Kong, Kowloon and New Territories Bamboo Fighting Association
Moreover, they hope that mahjong playing can be included in the Asian Games
In addition, the Hong Kong Tea Restaurant Employees Association has mobilized all members
to strive to include egg tart throwing in the Asian Games. Competition items
The Hong Kong and Kowloon barbecued meat and braised meat industry associations also proposed to Chairman Fok in person
The hanging cured duck can become an Asian Games event
Orange pomelo banana The Wholesale and Retail Association
Proposes that orange peel, pomelo peel and banana peel should become a demonstration project of the Asian Games
And the Hong Kong Detoxification, Slimming, Weight Loss and Keep Fit Federation also proposed to make it
< p>Fat ramen and colon cleansing have become the competition events of the Asian GamesWhat is more special is the cic insurance salesperson
Working with a class of children from the primary school affiliated to Springfield Flower Kindergarten in Tai Kok Tsui
p>Strive for bag grabbing
An almost extinct sport
It has become a key event in the Asian Games held in Hong Kong
Big bags make two more There are two more cages for the big bag...
Finally, Qu Di chose the left-handed egg tart as the promotion item
As for the slogan of Hong Kong's bid to host the Asian Games, it is logically called "Hong Kong One Egg Tart"
Song: Special Report i (Athletes in Hong Kong are definitely not ducks)
0 Rock 0 Rock received the news
Olympic windsurfer Li Lishan The result of four wins and 0 in five games
Winning the first Olympic gold medal in Hong Kong's history
The news came after Li Lisan knew that she was sure to win the Olympic gold medal
I was so excited to talk to the reporters present
His results this time can prove that the athletes who come to Hong Kong are not jerks
Ah... I'm sorry, everyone, they should be rubbish Not a wax duck
Yeah... Sorry, it should be a garbage or a wax duck
Special report completed
Song: Fire The strong taste of chicken
The rising white smoke on December 24th
The strange "fire farmer" smell stirs the stars
Guogelu Rebuke test test rebuke test test
It’s like an angel has announced the good news to us early
Wow! What a beautiful night!
I agree with you Mom is sitting by the East Tsim Sha Tsui seaside
Walking on the sea with dots of lights
Beautiful and gentle...so pretty...
I have never eaten such a strong flavor
Not even roast duck or cup noodles have such a strong flavor
The taste of turkey touches every taste bud of mine
Tangzhuan... erupts... Tanzhuan... erupts...
It's like being wild tonight
The most beautiful...the most beautiful...the sharpest...also They are all the gentlest...
Song: Song of Regan
Unfortunately, I still feel not very full.
I ate half a pound of rice late at night. Bao
Sadly, I still felt hungry, not enough to fill my stomach.
In the evening, I ate six forkfuls of Bao
Unfortunately, I still felt not very full. .
In the evening, I ate ten chicken buns
Unfortunately, I was still hungry and not satisfied enough
When I was young, I practiced six sets of kicks
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It’s a pity that I still don’t feel it’s enough.
At the end of the year, I raised Shanshan again!
It’s a pity that I still don’t feel it is enough...
But I still don’t feel it...
I ate six meal bags after a late dinner
Unfortunately, I still feel not very full.
Looking for the night, I dreamed of falling down the collapsed mountain!
It’s a pity that I can only hold a bag in my mouth, and I can’t save it.
Song: The big bag is as big as two cages. Bao
A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages. A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages.
A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages. Don’t worry about lag.
A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages. The whole package is more than two cages
The big bag is more than two cages, so you don’t have to worry about stagnation
Eat it and wrap it up. The big melon is filial to me, mom
Eat it and dry it. The melon with wrapped feet is strong and dedicated to the country again
The big bag is more than two cages. The big bag is more than two cages
The big bag is more than two cages and is not afraid of stagnation
Big The whole package is more than two cages. The big bag is more than two cages.
The big bag is more than two cages, so you don’t have to worry about lag
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Song: all things bright and beautiful
all things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
all things wise and wonderful,
the lord god made them all.
the purple headed mountain,
the river running by,
the sunset and the morning ,
that brightens up the sky.
all things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
all things wise and wonderful,
the lord god made them all.
the cold wind in the winter,
the pleasant summer sun,
the ripe fruits in the garden,
he made them everyone.
Green mountains and flowing rivers in the distance
The morning sun and sunset are brilliant and the sky is brilliant
p>
All things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small.
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