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Collection of McDull songs:

Song: McDull and the Chicken (McDull Story Movie Soundtrack Album)

My name is McDull

My mother’s name is Mrs. Mai

My favorite food is wheat dumpling

Let’s eat chicken and sing together

My name is McDullDou

My teacher’s name is miss chan chan

My favorite dish is chicken rice

Eating chicken together and singing together

But the reality is like a Duck

O next o next must be duck

No! No! Count o Le?

How to turn a chicken into a duck

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Hold a chicken bun in your mouth

Look at the four treasure chicken buns

It’s a pity that reality requires a duck

Add a piece of lychee* **I'll tie them together

My favorite food is o-o-chicken

My favorite is chicken pat pat

My favorite is chicken with soy sauce Wings

Let’s eat chicken and sing together

Eat, eat, feed you

But what about

I want to eat chicken the most. Eat chicken

I finally became a duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck!

Song title: Just when Mai Tai was in labor

McDull: Just When Tai Mai was about to give birth

A plastic bag flew over Kowloon

Go straight along Lai Chi Kok Road and exit Tai Kok Tsui Road,

pass by Cai Restaurant, then turn left out of Fanhuayuan Street and you will see the Beef Ball King in Paradise Street

No, let’s go to the market building first and have some fish porridge.

Go out to Argyle Street, cross the train bridge and turn right into Tai Ping Road

Turn right again and go out to Waterloo Road towards Ladies Market

Finally, fly the plastic bag and turn left Go to the waiting delivery room of Kwong Wah Hospital

That is, the "Yun Jing" on the right side of Mai Tai is facing up

It is not good, the "Yun Jing" on the left is facing up, turn down and down Next...

Mai Tai believed that this was a strange phenomenon, so he made a wish to the plastic bag of "Yun Jing"

As soon as he looked into his mind, Zuo Qu's imminent appearance also appeared in real time. The boy was born like this

Mai Tai: I hope he will be smart and good at reading.

McDull: McDull seems to have no expression for Mai Tai’s wish

< p>So, he added something to McDull...

Mr. Mai: Maybe it’s not enough to study, but how about going out to do wild things? Or...

McDull: Again Or tie up the handsome boy, the handsome boy, just like Chow Yun-fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai, the handsome boy

The rubber pocket seems to be tied in such a way, there seems to be no sign of agreement

Mai Tai felt guilty for a moment , Na Na had made another wish before landing the plastic bag.

Even if Na Na is not such a smart and handsome boy, as long as he is blessed with good fortune, he will be lucky for the rest of his life

Everything will happen to him. Bad luck turns into good luck.

Mai Tai: He can solve the problem by relying on his own materials

But luck is so important.

Although Like Tony Leung and Chow Yun-fat, they don’t panic but they have nothing to do

But they all have to fight first

Pack: Pah...beep... (sound of landing)< /p>

McDull: The last rubber pocket fell to the ground with a sound of "Didu",

Didu... Didu, that's the answer.

Mr. Mai was thoughtful No one died this time, but what about the one who agreed to Zuo?

Lat Tsai’s good luck must be like Chow Yun-fat

In memory of Zuo, this is a blessing bag, Mai Tai decided to name his boy Maijiao

Mai Tai: It’s not good to tie... The sound of glue is so unpleasant, so why not call him McDull

McDull: Everyone, I’m going to tie it. There is a kid who is almost called McDull - McDull

Song: Fast Food Regular Meal

McDull: No, I want a regular meal

< p>Matthew: Regular meals? What kind of food is there for regular meals?

Counter: Same as special meals.

Matthew: What kind of food is Gante's meal?

Counter: p>

counter: Same as fast food Gan Shang Xia Luo.

Mai Tai: Gan fast food is also called Meilijia?

Counter: Car, fast food is lunch.

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Mr. Mai: What do you want for lunch?

Counter: Lunch is the same as dinner.

Mr. Mai: Wanwan

What’s another meal?

Counter: Dinner is a regular meal.

Mai Tai: Oh, I want two regular meals.

< p>counter: So wild, I have a regular meal today. -----Sorry, I’ll buy a regular meal.

McDull: Hmm~, I’d rather have a special meal

Mai Tai: Special meal? What kind of food is there for the special meal?

Counter: The special meal is lunch.

Mai Tai: What kind of food is there for lunch?

Counter: It’s the same as dinner.

Mai Tai: Is it the same as dinner?

Counter: It’s the same as fast food.

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Mai Tai: What kind of fast food do you want to eat?

Counter: Alas, fast food is a regular meal.

Mai Tai: You are too pretentious to talk about anything. Meal?

Counter: Yes, regular meals are for sale. Can you try the special meal?

Mai Tai: Two special meals.

Counter: Sorry, I bought the special meal to show off.

McDull: Hmm~, Mom, why not switch to fast food?

Mai Tai: What’s wrong with fast food?

Counter: Fast food is a regular meal.

Mai Tai: What is a regular meal?

Counter: Regular meals are a lunch.< /p>

Matthew: Oops, what do you have for lunch?

Counter: Lunch is the same as dinner.

Matthew: Where’s dinner?

Counter: It’s a special meal for dinner.

Mr. Mai: Oh, why don’t you start by saying there’s no special meal?

Counter: It’s a special meal. If you want to buy a meal, would you like to try the next fast food? Same thing.

Mai Tai: I want two fast food.

Counter: Sorry, no fast food.

Mr. Mai: Isn’t that ridiculous? What kind of food do you have?

Counter: It’s lunch, what a good lunch

Mai Mrs. Mai: How about a good wild dish?

Counter: It’s as delicious as dinner.

Mr. Mai: What a good wild dish for dinner?

counter: It’s as delicious as a regular meal.

Mai Tai: It’s as sweet as a regular meal but also a good wild dish?

Counter: A regular meal? You bought it early in the morning, what do you think? Isn’t it so wild?

Mai Tai: Okay, okay, I want two lunches.

Counter: Sorry, I bought lunch for you. Do you want to try our place? What about dinner? The same sister.

Mrs. Mai: It’s bright and sunny, what a ghost dinner!

Counter: Alas~, my name is dinner sister, actually I mean It's lunch.

Mai Tai: Okay, okay, I'm afraid of cheating you, so I want two dinners, so hurry up

Counter: Want to hurry? If you want to hurry, agree. Fast food.

Song: Zhong You’s Most Beautiful Pork Belly

The story is full of truth and makes you laugh to death

It’s boring and wordless, shouting and screaming. Temperament

McDull's appearance in the show is poetic, Zhongyou has pork belly

Zhongyou has the most beautiful pork belly

Zhongyou has the most beautiful pork belly. Meat

The most beautiful pork belly in Zhongyou

The most beautiful pork belly in Zhongyou

The story is correct and you will laugh to death

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Take care of your companions who will offend you

You will discover the joy and beauty of life

Song: Springfield Flower Kindergarten

We are happy good children,

We sing together every day

We are learning, we are growing,

We are the flowers of spring~~

We are beautiful protagonists,

We are the pillars of society

How are you, principal? How are you, teacher?

We ask every day You~~

Song: Special Report ii (Hong Kong One Egg Tart)

Special report, Olympic windsurfing gold medalist Li Lishan decided to participate in this year's Olympic Games

Prove once again to the world that Hong Kong athletes are not stupid

On the other hand, Chairman of the Hong Kong Sports Association and Olympic Committee Fok Chun-ting

Apply to the Asian Games Association

Hong Kong will compete for the right to host the next Asian Games

Many sports groups immediately expressed enthusiastic support

Among them, Hong Kong, Kowloon and New Territories Bamboo Fighting Association

Moreover, they hope that mahjong playing can be included in the Asian Games

In addition, the Hong Kong Tea Restaurant Employees Association has mobilized all members

to strive to include egg tart throwing in the Asian Games. Competition items

The Hong Kong and Kowloon barbecued meat and braised meat industry associations also proposed to Chairman Fok in person

The hanging cured duck can become an Asian Games event

Orange pomelo banana The Wholesale and Retail Association

Proposes that orange peel, pomelo peel and banana peel should become a demonstration project of the Asian Games

And the Hong Kong Detoxification, Slimming, Weight Loss and Keep Fit Federation also proposed to make it

< p>Fat ramen and colon cleansing have become the competition events of the Asian Games

What is more special is the cic insurance salesperson

Working with a class of children from the primary school affiliated to Springfield Flower Kindergarten in Tai Kok Tsui

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Strive for bag grabbing

An almost extinct sport

It has become a key event in the Asian Games held in Hong Kong

Big bags make two more There are two more cages for the big bag...

Finally, Qu Di chose the left-handed egg tart as the promotion item

As for the slogan of Hong Kong's bid to host the Asian Games, it is logically called "Hong Kong One Egg Tart"

Song: Special Report i (Athletes in Hong Kong are definitely not ducks)

0 Rock 0 Rock received the news

Olympic windsurfer Li Lishan The result of four wins and 0 in five games

Winning the first Olympic gold medal in Hong Kong's history

The news came after Li Lisan knew that she was sure to win the Olympic gold medal

I was so excited to talk to the reporters present

His results this time can prove that the athletes who come to Hong Kong are not jerks

Ah... I'm sorry, everyone, they should be rubbish Not a wax duck

Yeah... Sorry, it should be a garbage or a wax duck

Special report completed

Song: Fire The strong taste of chicken

The rising white smoke on December 24th

The strange "fire farmer" smell stirs the stars

Guogelu Rebuke test test rebuke test test

It’s like an angel has announced the good news to us early

Wow! What a beautiful night!

I agree with you Mom is sitting by the East Tsim Sha Tsui seaside

Walking on the sea with dots of lights

Beautiful and gentle...so pretty...

I have never eaten such a strong flavor

Not even roast duck or cup noodles have such a strong flavor

The taste of turkey touches every taste bud of mine

Tangzhuan... erupts... Tanzhuan... erupts...

It's like being wild tonight

The most beautiful...the most beautiful...the sharpest...also They are all the gentlest...

Song: Song of Regan

Unfortunately, I still feel not very full.

I ate half a pound of rice late at night. Bao

Sadly, I still felt hungry, not enough to fill my stomach.

In the evening, I ate six forkfuls of Bao

Unfortunately, I still felt not very full. .

In the evening, I ate ten chicken buns

Unfortunately, I was still hungry and not satisfied enough

When I was young, I practiced six sets of kicks

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It’s a pity that I still don’t feel it’s enough.

At the end of the year, I raised Shanshan again!

It’s a pity that I still don’t feel it is enough...

But I still don’t feel it...

I ate six meal bags after a late dinner

Unfortunately, I still feel not very full.

Looking for the night, I dreamed of falling down the collapsed mountain!

It’s a pity that I can only hold a bag in my mouth, and I can’t save it.

Song: The big bag is as big as two cages. Bao

A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages. A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages.

A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages. Don’t worry about lag.

A big bag is a whole lot more than two cages. The whole package is more than two cages

The big bag is more than two cages, so you don’t have to worry about stagnation

Eat it and wrap it up. The big melon is filial to me, mom

Eat it and dry it. The melon with wrapped feet is strong and dedicated to the country again

The big bag is more than two cages. The big bag is more than two cages

The big bag is more than two cages and is not afraid of stagnation

Big The whole package is more than two cages. The big bag is more than two cages.

The big bag is more than two cages, so you don’t have to worry about lag

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Song: all things bright and beautiful

all things bright and beautiful,

all creatures great and small,

all things wise and wonderful,

the lord god made them all.

the purple headed mountain,

the river running by,

the sunset and the morning ,

that brightens up the sky.

all things bright and beautiful,

all creatures great and small,

all things wise and wonderful,

the lord god made them all.

the cold wind in the winter,

the pleasant summer sun,

the ripe fruits in the garden,

he made them everyone.

Green mountains and flowing rivers in the distance

The morning sun and sunset are brilliant and the sky is brilliant

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All things bright and beautiful,

all creatures great and small.