What is the funniest joke? I am unhappy and want to hear a joke.

Scene 1: Xiaoming and his father go out for a walk and see a car. He asked his father, "Dad, what is this?" Dad said, "This is a broom." Walking, I met another driver. He asked, "Dad, what's in it?" Dad said, "aliens." Walking, I saw another policeman and asked my father, "Dad, what's that?" Dad said, "masked thief." I saw another bleeding man. My father said he had ketchup. "Finally met a telephone pole. Ask dad: "Dad, what is this?" "Then there is the corn on the cob. "

Scene 2: One day, Xiao Ming saw a man driving a car and hitting a telephone pole, bleeding. So I picked up the phone and dialed 1 10. "Hey, masked thief? An alien rode a broom into a corn stalk and spilled ketchup! "

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