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How to write humorous sentences describing thick skin?

1, don't think you are thick-skinned, just because you can't cut a knife.

2, thick-skinned, eat enough, thin-skinned, can not eat.

We all know that you have a thick skin, so you don't have to show off there.

4, humor or self-deprecation, thick skin can also block bullets. Kanto wild guest.

Your face is thicker than the chopping block.

6. Don't think that you can't stick the knife in because you have a thick skin.

It was winter when I met you. Later, you wore thick clothes. I didn't expect you to have such a thick skin.

8. I have met people with thick skin, but this is the first time for you to be so thick.

9. Chen Ruoxi: In our business, one has to be thick-skinned and the other has to go out, so that we can get to the end.

10, too many pleasantries and thick skin.

1 1, what thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you.

12, I really haven't seen anything thicker than you ... Nonsense, don't you know Yifei Lin?

13, your mouth is cheap, your hands are cheap, and people are worse. A sentence that scolds a person for his thick skin.

14, I've seen thick-skinned, but I've never seen anyone as thick as you.

15, if you talk too much, you will feel that the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

16, your skin is really impeccable!

17, are you cheeky? Now you know it's hot, don't you? Let's see what you can do with your cheek! It's so hot

18, as a reporter, you should be bold, cautious and thick-skinned. It's a fact!

19, there are too many pleasantries, and the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

20. His face is thicker than the toilet in the public toilet.

2 1. I've seen thick-skinned, but I've never seen you so thick ... compare it with the city wall.

22. Don't be like me. I'm thin-skinned, and I can't stand your trouble.

23, people are afraid of shameless ghosts; Thick-skinned

24. If you are thick-skinned, it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and felt bored.

25. Like your face, mosquitoes should not get in in summer.

26. Melaleuca is not as thick-skinned as you.

27, people are afraid of shameless ghosts; Thick-skinned, long-skinned; Face strong and eat fat.

28. Don't be like me. I'm thin-skinned, and I can't stand your trouble. Feel free to post.