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League of Legends Classical Chinese

1. Ask lol's ancient prose jokes, like the old godfather, Zhong, who is very popular recently. Shen Wei and ZhiLong sat opposite each other and drank heartily. When the wine was half full, Shen Wei asked: If you treat dragons in the wild for a long time, you must know the heroes of today's times. Please try to point it out. Zhilong said, "Do dragons know heroes with the naked eye?" Wei said, "Don't be too modest. Zhilong said, "EDG· Colin's spicy dance has many honors. Can you be a hero? " Wei said with a smile, "I have humiliated my fat father!" " "Nami, the royal family, is the official No.1 advertisement of S4. Can he be a hero? " Xiao Wei said, "Being kicked out of the house and surviving is not a hero. Zhilong said, "There is a man named Jia Jun, Wei Zhen S3: Are you a hero who catches a king?" Cao Cao said, "Fishing for the king is precious, not a hero in name only." Zhilong said, "Is a man with strong blood and a merry-go-round dog a hero?" Wei said: "A generation of one centimeter emotional intelligence is not a hero." Zhi Long said, "Can a royal son be a hero?" Wei said, "You are not a hero if you lose twice!" Zhilong said, "What if it's fifty-fifty, PDD, smile, strawberry, smile, and the same generation?" Wei clapped his hands and smiled: "Retired people are not worth mentioning!" Zhilong said, "Besides, the dragon really doesn't know." Wei said: "Heroes have ambition, good strategies and the ability to discover that the earth is a round machine and sleepwalk in the wild." Zhilong said, "Who can it be?" Wei pointed to the dragon, and then pointed to himself and said, "Today, the heroes in the world only rule the dragon and Wei Er!" Hearing this, Zhilong raised his glass and his face changed greatly. He shouted, Dan of the Tang Dynasty, this wine is poisonous! .

2. Begging for League of Legends Zhao Xin's classic poem "Death is inevitable. Those who can be exempted will only be defeated. " -demasia army guide

Comparison of Chinese and English lines:

Go to the arena!

The pike is still there! /The real armor is still there!

Fate has made a choice.

Fate has made a choice!

Don't bore me

Please leave me alone!

Press the assault!

If you are sleepy, you will die without life!

Justice is at hand!

Justice is in my hands.

Die with honor.

Glory and destruction coexist.

They were deprived of their lives.

Their lives were deprived according to law.

This is a hint … there is a spear behind it.

A little cold mountain arrived first … and then the gun was like a dragon!

Find me a stationary object and I'll solve the problem.

No one can break through my gun! !

My king mance.

By order of my king!

Ask not what demacia can do for you, but what it can do if you stand in the way.

Before you ask what demacia can do for you, please pay attention to what happens when you get in the way.

This should be done.

Give it to me!

To win!

We're winning!

The spirit of a soldier will never die.

The soldier's soul has never been shattered.

Demassians don't flinch.

Danes never flinch!

Call for victory!

Victory is calling!

Forward forever!

Go!

Blow the March!

Drums, forward!

Only action can really speak.

Only actions can tell everything.

I may be outnumbered, but even the odds can't compete with me

Even if the enemy is outnumbered, the last general can take the head of the enemy general among the armies!