English jokes two to two.

"Such a short hair, a crew cut?

I said, "No, Ricoh."

The boss smiled and said to the others, "Give priority to the haircut, just five minutes."

Ten minutes later, I left the barber shop, my scalp was free and I felt tingling. I feel like a person who has something to do with

Shang, I thought I might have been a monk in my last life.

"When they returned to the dormitory, the roommates were surprised. After laughing wildly, everyone couldn't help touching and saying, "

Well, the texture is quite good!

Shit! Use my head as a rag? If anyone touches my head, I'll turn my face!

June 10, sunny, nothing new.

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I've been a little depressed recently. ...

I didn't go to class this afternoon, which is normal. Some people don't go to every class, and I'm not the first.

But unexpectedly, after half a class, the teacher looked at the classroom and said, it seems that someone skipped class today, isn't it?

Here we are.

Everyone shouted below, here we are, that's enough. The teacher said slowly, which bald head? I remembered

you

There is a bald man in our class. He didn't come today?

When my classmates told me this, my heart was very sour. It seems that I will never miss class again ... I want to cry.

& gt

June 1 1

Would you please stop the sunshine? - .

Because of yesterday's class, I went to every class today, but new problems appeared again.

For example, as soon as I dozed off, the teacher's "caring" eyes passed through dozens of people and immediately came over: Where?

baldy

Dear students, have you had enough sleep?

I had to raise my eyelids and look at him.

Teachers in other departments don't know us very well. Usually, they look at the list as if they had won a prize. Who should they choose?

who

Bad luck depends on personal luck.

Now, the teacher doesn't even look at the roster, so he says, it's really bad luck for you to ask that bald classmate ...

& gt

June 13

Give it a cloudy day.

I decided not to answer the teacher's constant questions. The teacher seems to be quite good today, at least fair. I don't just point out my head, but look at the roster, my heart.

loose

as if relieved of a heavy burden

"Please answer my question, Li."

You are lucky, you can also order me! However, I still didn't want to answer and didn't reply.

"Is Li there?" The teacher shouted again, and my heart was a little hairy.

"He didn't come!" I gave a cry and my classmates looked at me with admiration.

Why didn't you come? "

"I'm sick." Water under the bridge. We must grit our teeth and stick to it.

"Then why don't you ask for leave? Tell him to come to my office this afternoon. "

"all right." I'm considering who can help me.

"Then, please ask your bald classmate to answer my question just now." The whole class burst into laughter and the teacher was very happy.

laugh

It's a little puzzling.

I have never done anything bad to kill or set fire to. Why didn't anyone give me a hard time?

I won't. "I crustily skin of head stood up, just fight to the end.

"So simple can't? Come to my office with Li this afternoon. "

I don't want to live!

& gt June 18

Let it rain. ....................................................

Finally, I succeeded in persuading the other two to cut their heads, and there were three bald heads in our class. My nightmare is divided.

Two-thirds.

I am very grateful to them and regard them as my bosom friends, so I sit with them in English class today.

The head lights up half the sky and the teacher's eyes.

The three of us were absent-mindedly listening to the class when the English teacher said, please stand up for the second bald classmate in the second row.

Let's go

I looked around, made clear my geographical position, and stood up reluctantly.

"1: 58 How to express it in English?" The teacher smiled and didn't know what he was laughing at.

It's simple, I blurted out, two to two. (baldness)

Then, the whole classroom laughed! Oh, my God, it's on again!

Students, remember my lesson, don't cut your hair!