Insomnia, really boring. Can someone tell a joke?

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I turned around and found the phone number of a girl I secretly loved in middle school, and sent her a short message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you should drink half a bowl first, and I will put the remaining half bowl in my arms to keep you warm ... A few minutes later, she replied with a short message: Who introduced you? 400 at a time and 700 at night.

February 14, I can't bear to let my children catch wolves, my daughter-in-law catch hooligans, and I can't bear to update my collection ... I have been in a bad mood today. Last night's short message let me know that the girl I secretly loved had fallen, and even once told me that she was 400 ... At that time, I was very sad and rummaged through my wallet: so I was even sadder, and I didn't even have the capital to fall with her once. ...