Who has funny jokes and living stories?

One day, a Korean MM suddenly told me that a handsome guy from China had a crush on him. This woman is too embarrassed to say anything.

I wonder, what is this?

answer

When dating him, China handsome guys frequently praised her for looking like Xifeng.

He also told him that Xifeng was an unprecedented beauty in China, and only high flyers of Peking University was worthy of him.

Sneaking around.

As a result, two days later, the woman didn't know where to find the photo of Xifeng. .

Then you asked me stupidly.

Why are China people's aesthetic standards so strange?

oh .

Silence. .

There is a Korean MM who knows nothing about China.

I always ask angry BC questions.

So I don't care much about him.

One day he came to me and asked me.

Are there lychees in China?

I replied disdainfully.

Nonsense, of course.

As a result, he said enviously.

Great, we don't have it in Korea. . . . . .

Hungry. . . Silent ING .....

Well, there's another thing that everyone else thinks is funny and I want to cry.

I have a best friend who grew up playing.

One day he suddenly came to tell me that he fell in love with a girl, but that girl had a boyfriend and asked me what to do.

Because this friend has never been in love. It's the first time I heard him say that he likes others.

So I told him inhumanely.

The boyfriend didn't get the license, which means there is still a chance. Let's go after it, man. I fully support you!

Sure enough, he caught up with the girl three months later.

Unfortunately, that girl is my girlfriend. . . . . .

The story of my brother.

When I was a child, my mother asked my brother. How many wives will you marry in the future?

My brother said he wanted three. One washes clothes, the other cooks and the other makes money.

The whole family laughed after hearing this.

As a result, dad asked a very YD.

Then who gave birth to your baby?

As a result, what my brother said was very powerful.

It hurts to have a baby, and I can't bear to let my wife have it.

Let someone else's wife have me.

Because when I was a child in a school, my classmates always liked to tease my brother.

My brother is five years younger than me, so when I was in the sixth grade, my brother was 1 grade. )

Once a classmate came running with a lollipop and said to his brother, you go. I'll give you the lollipop with a kiss from that classmate.

My brother was greedy and ran to hug others without saying anything. Little LOLI is a kiss.

Even better.

The little girl was stunned at first.

Then he stuck out his evil tongue. . ~。 .

Tongue . . . She is a little girl now. .

Interesting thing.

A Japanese friend asked me, what is the worst thing about swearing in Chinese?

I answered without thinking. I am a Japanese devil.

Remember, friend.

As a result, one day Japan ran into the class and shouted excitedly.

I am a Japanese devil! . . . .

At that time, there were four China people and three Chinese speakers in the class. . . . .

Laugh. . . .

Korean interview when entering university.

The interviewer asked a classmate next to me.

Do you think Korean girls are better or girls in your country are better? Where are you looking for a girlfriend?

The man held back for a long time without answering.

The interviewer thought he didn't understand and asked again.

The man's face flushed.

Then a sentence pops up.

Teacher. . . I am a woman. ~

Black line. . . .

A friend was smoking in the street, littering cigarette butts. As a result, he was arrested by the police in the cleaning department.

Ask them to pay a fine.

This gentleman resolutely pretends that he can't speak Korean or English.

After three minutes of communication, I saw the other party pick up the phone: "Another China idiot, come and speak Chinese."

Hearing this, this gentleman is very patriotic.

Pointed at the man in Korean and scolded him for 2 minutes.

The one opposite kept his head down to apologize.

After the scolding, the students tossed their heads and left.

It took the police a while to react. It seems that he has come to collect a fine. . . . .

Black line. .

Another hilarious story of a Korean classmate.

Once we played basketball with our Korean classmates, but my China classmate always failed to score. So I laughed at his impotence and couldn't even shoot this. . . . .

Korean students asked me what I meant.

I told you that means no goal.

What is chilling is that. . .

At the basketball match for international students organized by the school.

This gentleman actually recruited a group of Koreans to cheer for our school. .

Even better. . A group of people shouted that Hanyang University (the name of the opposing team) was impotent! Hanyang impotence! . . .

All China people are black lines. . . .

One day on the subway, I heard two super cute Korean high school students discussing whether CNM or your MB is the most abusive sentence in Chinese. . . . .

I couldn't help it then. I turned around and said:

In fact, the hardest thing is Cao Nima B. . . .

Two girls suddenly black line. . .

As a result, before getting off the bus, he ran over and asked me for my phone number. . Ha ha laugh

I still come out for dinner and sing a song from time to time.

An interesting one.

I went out for dinner with a Korean high school girl the other day. This girl is in junior high school in Beijing.

Ask her what she likes.

The woman blinked MengMeng's big eyes and said, "I like yellow things. I buy a lot of yellow things every time I go to Japan. The female father is doing business in Japan. )

I suddenly black line. . .

After a while, he said, oh, yes, let me show you.

So, the notebook, pencil case and wallet escaped from the bag. . . It's all yellow . .

It turns out. . Yellow is yellow. . . . . ...

Have another drink. . Remember my brother and I were in the same school?

One day I went to the toilet, and then my brother was in BB. . . Let me bring it to him without paper.

But I didn't remember it when I got back to the classroom, and then when I ran over after class, I found my brother crouching there in the dark. . .

Ironically, when I gave him the paper, he actually said something.

"Elder brother, dry, erase. . . "

My mother always urges me to have a girlfriend. But my appreciation angle is a bit BT.

I like two kinds of girls, one is as thin as a hemp pole without a chest, and the other is as short as a boy.

My mother introduced me a lot of PLMM, but all of them belonged to the ladies' type, not my dish, and I refused them one by one.

One day, my mother kept asking me what you really like.

I said, either no breasts or short hair.

My mother looked at me, patted me on the shoulder and said meaningfully, "Son, you like boys. Mom doesn't blame you, but at least you have to find a girl to continue planting for our family! " . . . . . . Black line. .

My mother advised me to have a girlfriend.

Always talking about me again and again, I was impatient, so I told him hypocritically that I should go to school first and then have a girlfriend after graduation.

Mom rushed over and said, "Graduation? When you graduate, all the good women will be dazzled by others, and the rest will only be melons and dates. "

Dad, who was reading the newspaper, suddenly interjected: "Well, wife, it seems that I didn't start dating you until after graduation." . . . Mom suddenly has a black line. . . . . .

Tell me about a recent incident.

As I said before, I like girls with short hair and no breasts. .

I happened to meet a new classmate these two days.

Short hair, skin as white as milk, jeans with ultra-thin legs all day, and my favorite CONVERS cloth shoes. . . The speech is quite neutral. . . Anyway. . . I love it.

So I actively took him familiar with Seoul and bought all kinds of necessary items.

After a few days, my feelings increased greatly. .

When we took him to a bar for a drink at night, in the dim light. . .

When they were about to kiss. .

I was surprised to find that. . . .

This man has an Adam's apple. . . . Black line. . . . . .

I've seen many lesbians like boys.

But gay like a woman. . This is my first time. . . .

. . . . Alas. . My name is forever.

Compared with mine. . . There's something better. . .

A Beijing buddy, looks like Huang Lixing. .

I went out to drink with people at night and drank too much. . . Pull it open and check in. . .

It's nothing. .

Mainly. . The man who took him to the room. . .

He is a paunchy old man in his late thirties! ! !

Old man! ! Men. . . . Depressed.

This gentleman has never had a drink since. . . .

My brother Niu X incident. .

My brother was very naughty when he was a child. . .

I once went to a friend's house to play. On the way back, a wall was about to collapse, so I propped it up with a stake. . .

My brother ran over and pushed a big stake like an idiot, and shouted, I'm the Monkey King! . . . .

Result. . . There was a loud noise. . . My brother was crushed under a brick wall. . . .

Everyone was scared at that time. .

As a result, I saw my brother crying and shouting .

Come and help me. . I was flooded by Wuzhishan. . . . .

Dizziness. . It's funny to be smashed like that. . .

Cow! . .

I wonder if anyone can speak Korean. .

Tell an interesting story in Korean. .

When I returned to China last summer vacation. . I went to pick up my brother from school. . .

My brother doesn't know that I have returned to China, so I want to give him a surprise. .

As a result, I met two Macey girls in junior high school. . Discuss it there. .

Hello in Korean? Or? ....

It's also for red. . .

I can't help telling them. . . It means hello. . It's just a different occasion. .

The two girls turned to look at me. . . . Just then, my brother came out. . . I came running as soon as I got excited. .

At this time. . The black line appeared. .

One of the little girls in a skirt said a word directly to my brother. .

Oh, this is your brother who went to school in Korea. He is not as wretched and abnormal as you said. Looks pretty handsome. . . .

Black line. . . No wonder my brother and his friends look at me strangely every time they take them out for dinner. . I said it from my brother. . . . Here's the thing. .

Roll call is popular on the internet recently. . .

I went to see my brother's space and found that he was named. .

I saw one of the questions and asked.

Who do you think is your closest family? .

The younger brother replied

Brother. . .

I was moved by the explosion. . .

But keep asking. . Why do you think he is the closest?

The younger brother's black line answer.

Because he is my mobile ATM. . . . ? ..

When my cousin was in kindergarten. .

One day he came back crying and told me that someone in the class had kissed her. .

I'd be happy to tell him. . It's okay. You were kissed because you were beautiful. . Kid. . It's okay. .

As a result, my cousin broke the sentence. .

When he kissed me, the boy I secretly loved saw him. . How can I marry him in the future? . . ? ..

Kindergarten began to talk about marriage. . . Alas.

My friend is an iron gambler. I'm just playing seven fortunes. .

I went there once and won a lottery in one breath. . So I was very happy to give a lot of money to the strange little MM who watched the game next to me. . .

As a result, the gentleman won the money and continued to fight. . In a short time, the money won and the fare were gone. .

Finally, I had no choice but to have the cheek to run over and ask that MM: The money I just gave you. . Can you give me some more? . Because. . . Me. . . There is no fare to go back. .

Black line. .

As a result, Xiao MM speaks better. . . I lost all the money you just gave me. .

So, the two poor people squatted on the main road together and waited until the morning when there was a subway. . .

Result. . .

Two gamblers. . .

I can't believe we're together. .

Now he is the condor hero who goes in and out of the casino in pairs. . ?

Yes, my family is mainly difficult for me and my brother.

I think at the beginning, my mother hit my brother, and almost a week later, our family went shopping.

My dad saw a pair of cute baby shoes and teased my brother to say, buy a pair for your son.

My brother objected on the spot and said, I don't want a son. After giving birth to a son, let my wife beat him while I am not at home!

All right, one more. .

I have a very handsome friend. There are always many girls around. However, this gentleman was unmoved. . .

I went to Myeongdong Cafe for coffee with him yesterday. .

At this moment, two South Korean MM came over and thought he was handsome and asked for his phone number.

The gentleman said to others with an apologetic expression, "I'm sorry, I just came to Korea and haven't bought a mobile phone yet." . .

The two women were sorry and were about to leave when their friend's phone suddenly rang. . .

. . .

The two little MM looked at him with disdain. . . . . .

In retrospect, both. . . .

Speaking of making a phone call, it reminds me of another thing. .

Friends like beautiful women. .

But I didn't have a chance to contact.

So I always take advantage of this girl's rest while smoking and run to others and pretend to be peeking on the phone. .

Result. . .

An embarrassing thing happened. .

He talked to himself on the phone when he was on drugs. .

The telephone rang. . . .

Suddenly a black line appeared around. .

The gentleman also pretended to be calm and shouted into the phone. .

Wait a minute, I'll get the second line. . . .

What's even darker is. .

Answer the phone.

The beauty said to him with a strong Shandong accent, "Don't pretend, the second line can't be connected with an ice cream." . . .

Then a disdainful twist, natural and unrestrained twisted ass disappeared in the corridor. . .

Friend, that Khan. . . .

Once we went to the street, me, my ex-girlfriend and the man who robbed my ex-girlfriend. It was foolish of me to say so. . Every time there are three people in the street, I am kept in the dark. . .

A little MM who sells flowers came to my friend and said, Brother, buy more flowers for my sister. .

Then my friend pointed at me and said solemnly, "Shh, little sister, keep your voice down. Come next time when he is away, or he knows about us, and I will be miserable. "

. .

This is not very funny. .

But the black line is. . .

Looking back now. . . . . . . . . That's what happened. . He's already confessed. . . .