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Funny personality quotes about love:

1. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

2. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a bird.

3. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!

4. The male classmate stands on my left and the female classmate stands on my left On the right, the others stood still but he did not move.

5. Dissatisfaction is a suspended replacement, which makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

6. Smart women deal with men, while stupid women deal with women.

7. If the old man doesn’t take advantage of you now, then go play with others.

8. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.

9. When I was in high school, my Chinese teacher was talking about poetry and said: Stop and sit in love with Fenglin Nuan. The teacher said, this is sitting in love. Everyone was dumbfounded, and then the whole room burst into laughter.

10. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between us, but the fact that I am standing right in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you.

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

12. Mom, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value. It can be made a world heritage site.

13. Don’t shock the world with your coquettishness, but shock the world with your lasciviousness.

14. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

15. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

17. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

18. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

19. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

20. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who loves you in the future.

21. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

22. Format yourself just to delete you.

23. If you can’t put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

24. Love is cheap, and Still making mistakes again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come.

25. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

26. The dinosaur that degrades three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.

27. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

28. When I see you, I even lose my appetite, so why talk about sexual desire?

29. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream!

30. Success is 3% of talent plus 97% of not being distracted by the Internet.

31. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

32. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

33. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

34. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

35. Love that cannot feel pain is not true love, and a marriage that cannot feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

36. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

37. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

38. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

39. Love is like ice cream, no matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

40. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you

41. The Internet is like a prison. I got in by stealing a wallet. I learned everything by the time I got out.

42. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

43. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

44. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

45. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

Classic sentences about funny love:

1. People who know good food will not eat well-done steak; people who know love will not promise to last forever.

2. The red beans did not grow in the South, but grew on my face. I really think about it!

3. I am a passerby that you turned around and forgot about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world? ?

4. Boy, you are my sister, come with me to sign up today!

5. Dear, help me sign the household registration book Just put it in the spouse column

6. If someone pursues her, there is no woman in the world who will not be happy. That's why women are so fascinating.

7. Boy, in order for you to stop harming the world and messing with the relationship between men and women, my sister will accept you. From now on, remember to be always there for you, don’t struggle anymore

8. Good men make women understand the world, bad men make women misunderstand the world.

9. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s that you feel comfortable.

10. If you and I are separated, the world will never be the same again. For the sake of the 6.4 billion people in the world, just obey me!

11. Say love loudly, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

12. Love means being mean, and being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come.

13. The more deeply loved a husband is by his wife, the more mature he is, while the more pampered a wife is, the more immature she is.

14. Wife: Please! For my sake, please stop drinking! Husband: Nonsense! I don’t drink just for you.

15. Where there is marriage, there is a world. You and I are in the world, how come there are no scandals about us in the world? Marry me quickly and let the paparazzi gossip about others!

16. I like you so much, how can you die if you love me? !I love you so much, and if you like me, you will live forever!

17. If meeting me is your cup, then marry me and you will know what comedy is! If you don’t believe it, try it!

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18. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hook nose, a toad mouth, mouse eyes and bow legs, a mouth under the nose, drooling.

19. Beyond the green hills and towers, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes him drunk, and he only regards dinosaurs as pretty girls. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear!

20. You are my bread when I am hungry, you are the fruit knife I use to commit suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are the four pillars of my life. Three points!

21. When love speaks, it is like the chorus of the gods, making the entire heaven intoxicated with fairy music.

22. I am excited when I see your name; my heart is moved when I hear your voice; I ask you to go out again and again; I am afraid that I will act rashly; Hey! I am motionless when I see you.

23. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; bake you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

24. You are the crow flying in front of you in the sky, and I am the furry dog ??on the ground chasing after you; you are the crab crawling sideways in the sea, and I am the pea on the ground chasing after you.

25. Stupid man, stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man, smart woman = divorce; Smart man, stupid woman = extramarital affair; Smart man, smart woman = romantic love; We? Classic funny personality talk

1. The sun sets and the heartbroken man is brushing his teeth.

2. Studying Chinese for 10 years is not as good as chatting on QQ for half a year.

3. My youth is the words on the desk.

4. When you say you love me, it feels so rough in your heart.

5. Village chief, you lost your QB, do you still want it?

6. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

7. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

8. Winter is coming, and I accidentally washed the quilt.

9. As long as you don’t let go, I can love you for a long, long time.

10. When love turns into family affection, it is eternal love.

11. I can always be by your side as long as you want.

12. Don’t smile so hard that you won’t have dimples.

13. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

14. Japan said that the Diaoyu Islands belonged to it, but as a result, there was a tsunami!

15. Don’t fall in love with me, it’s hypocritical. If we can, let's get married.

16. Don’t use your identity as a commoner to tell me the story of the Black Society.

17. I laughed when someone said I was ugly. You have never seen my friends.

18. Serious objection to Phoenix TV inserting TV series during advertisements!

19. Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

20. As long as you are thin, you can wear anything. If you are fat, you can wear anything.

21. Please don’t use your second mouth to seduce my third leg.

22. It’s not that I didn’t do well in the exam, it’s that I didn’t take the exam because I knew how to answer it.

23. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

24. Live in one place for the rest of your life and sleep next to the same person for the rest of your life.

25. You are in my special care, but not among my recent visitors.

26. Some people can’t tell what’s good about it, but I just want to see him take a shower.

27. Those who drank medicine were handed a bottle, those who hung themselves were given a rope, and those who jumped off the building waved a small handkerchief to see them off.

28. Use a smile to pretend not to care about your ridicule or your departure.

29. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

30. My parents were arguing, and my dad was so angry that he said: Get out of here!

31. Don’t show off your power in front of people with little power, show off your power in front of people with power.

32. Use scoring as your goal, cheating as your talent, and cheat sheets as your support.

33. Grandma said: There is a power outage. Light the candles and watch TV.

34. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

35. I was bored and sang to the computer in fear. After I finished singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

36. You are a ball of warm air and I am a ball of cold air. When I meet you, I can’t stop crying.

37. Because I don’t like tidying up the room, they all call me the messy room hero.

38. Who said women chase men’s spacer yarn? Away from your sister! It's obviously separated by the Atlantic Ocean!

39. Even if the teacher talks about a ball of yarn, a top student can still knit it into a sweater!

40. I will quarrel with you, but I will not leave you, whether in friendship or love.

41. Either study or travel, both body and soul must be on the road.

42. In the long night of sleep, what else can we pursue besides creating human beings.

43. The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you and then you pay.

44. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

45. Either be patient or cruel. If I don’t beat you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

46. When there is thunder, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to cross over too!

47. Don’t always talk about your face that is easy to fade away. The beauty is not outstanding and the ugly is not fresh.

48. God, I will never call you father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

49. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes, but you forced me to do this.

50. There was a match. If I didn’t wash my hair for several days, my scalp would itch and I would be burned to death if I scratched it.

51. One day I change the automatic reply to what will happen next? As a result, someone chatted all afternoon.

52. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it’s like chewing Xuanmai and can’t stop at all!

53. As for me, you should never challenge my bottom line, otherwise I will revise it again.

54. When we remove the stumbling blocks set by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

55. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t move my eyes away from you.

56. Time waits for no one, but first of all it cannot spare women; opportunity waits for no one, first of all it cannot spare men.

57. It was obviously him who added you on QQ, but he sent a sentence: You are the classmate I met, show up quickly.

58. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

59. The most precious thing in the world is not what you can’t get or what you have lost, but the happiness that I have in my hands now.

60. Friends around me, please become famous quickly so that my memoirs can sell well.

61. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you. .

62. You, don’t talk, you have lowered the IQ of the whole street. You, turn around, you have affected my thinking.

63. Don’t say that Big Big Wolf hasn’t eaten any mutton since the New Year. Tom and Jerry’s cat hasn’t eaten any mice since the New Year.

64. Some people say that my photos are ugly, and I laugh. That’s because you haven’t seen me in person, and that’s how ugly I am!

65. Why does the earth rotate? Probably because it was slapped in the face and then eaten Xuanmai tens of millions of years ago.

66. A faint glance is your serious commitment. A quiet moment is all my life. I don’t want to leave you.

67. Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me until now, especially those who plan to continue to accompany me.

68. I will cherish those who say good morning to me every day, because not everyone can think of me when they open their eyes and wake up.

69. Under the strong request of the old man, the driver finally gave up his seat on the bus. . .

70. I looked at you frequently on the bus, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you held your wallet tightly.

71. What touches you may not be his love words, but just a silly moment when he wants to do something for you.

72. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade of a tree under the scorching sun.

73. To get a wife, you should marry Xiao Shao, to make friends, you should marry Ling Hu Chong, as a man, it is best to marry Qiao Feng, and to hang out, you should marry Wei Xiaobao.

74. I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

75. I always want to find an excuse to catch your eyes when I meet you. Even if I look back for a moment, I will remember you for a long time.

76. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted it cut into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? I thought about it and said: Let’s go with 8 yuan! 12 yuan is too much to finish!

77. Two sparrows are a dish, and a roast duck is in the mouth; there is roast mutton by the window, and there is wine in the cup; the sparrows are too snacky to be full, so they can't eat less meat and drink.

78. Don’t cut your head off, dyed and permed hair will look better; don’t bleed, don’t turn your boy’s head gray; don’t wear old shoes, you’ll need oil when you go to see your girlfriend; don’t make your car too small, don’t drive yourself for fun.

79. Do you know that you can walk out of my sight but you will never be able to walk away from my deep yearning for you; you can stay away from my figure but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

80. Once I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The nurse said: Touch your leg to see if you can feel it. When I touched it, I really felt it. The nurse blushed and said: Touch your own leg.

81. After searching for so long, I finally met you! This time I will hold your hand and never let go. I will accompany you to walk the life that belongs to us! Funny personality talk

1. The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

2. Family affairs, national affairs, and world affairs. Having no money to eat is a big deal!

3. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

4. Don’t shock the world with your coquettishness, but shock the world with your lasciviousness.

5. You made my eyes red, but I still smiled and forgive.

6. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.

7. The higher you fly, the more painful it will be when you fall. Remember to bring a parachute.

8. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?

9. When treating you as a human being, please try to be humane, okay?

10. When I was hungry, my dad let me chew his toes.

11. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

12. Don’t act bravely after dark without medical insurance and life insurance.

13. Don’t feel sad all day long. Think about it. What score did you get in the exam?

14. When you play splitting, you won’t be afraid of your balls getting cold if you split them so wide!

15. There is only one day left in the National Day, it’s time to get ready for the New Year!

16. If I can’t hold an umbrella for you one day, then I will accompany you in the rain.

17. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

18. All roads lead to Rome, but for me, all stairs lead to the examination room!

19. You are not my contact lens, why should I take you seriously?

20. There are so many flaws, but even a missing corner is considered perfect.

21. After passing this village, there is still this store; because there is a branch here.

22. Who is that? I love you so much that I don’t even want my own love.

23. Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

24. In those years, the math teacher slapped the blackboard and shouted: Do you want to make an appointment? Date or not?

25. Use a smile to pretend not to care about your ridicule or your departure.

26. Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.

27. Fahai should not use the tower to suppress Bai Suzhen, he should suppress Gong Linna.

28. My friend said, Hey, you’re really good. It’s been a long time since I last saw you, and you’re as fat as two people.

29. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

30. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and come over and give it to me later.

31. God has given great responsibilities to people of Sri Lanka. If God did not give them great responsibilities, wouldn’t you still be a person of Sri Lanka?

32. Although I don’t know what the teacher is talking about, it seems to be very powerful.

33. This is the fate of a bad student: he will be doubted if he does well in the exam, and he will be scolded if he does not do well in the exam.

34. I finally got used to my appearance, so getting a haircut is another ugly way.

35. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.

36. Forgiving him is a matter of God. My task is to send him to see God!

37. I look forward to the young man I love deeply who will lead me into marriage one day.

38. Teachers of various subjects really feel that they teach well even though they don’t show their skills in the monthly exams.

39. Do you eat fat to express your determination to lose weight? Using prostitutes to show chastity? (Mo Zhixu)

40. Foodies are all kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

41. When the class teacher saw me doing my homework after class, he suddenly said, "I'll give you ten points for pretending."

42. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe your butt too thinly.

43. Some people rely on strength to test, some rely on vision, and I rely entirely on imagination.

44. After using the toilet, should you wipe your butt or flush first? However, 99% of people will lock the screen first.

45. When I was young, my deskmate always said that I was too manly. I told him that if I can’t get married, I’ll look for you.

46. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies. Those who are not so good-looking but still like to eat are called foodies!

47. Don’t think that going to your space after a breakup is a sign of nostalgia. After I pooped, I still glanced at the toilet.

48. I’m not very good at talking. If you offend me in any way, feel free to beat me up.

49. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Can you recommend any good boyfriends to me?

50. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One of their hair is curly and the other is curly.

51. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will laugh and watch those who hurt me go to hell.

52. If you shout a bitch on the street, you will definitely have a higher chance of turning heads than calling a beautiful woman!

53. It was my first time to cook, and I asked my dad how it was. He said: The fried salt is good, with a light egg fragrance

54. Riding a bicycle on the harmonious campus The one who drives a Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics person.

55. Men are like the food in the campus cafeteria: although it is not delicious, if you go there late, it will not be there yet.

56. I have music, beer, but I don’t have a girlfriend. Who wants to play with me and play games with me?

57. When I walked to the examination room, I collapsed, and when I saw the papers, I shed tears. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

58. This person is so unlucky that he can scare himself even if he sneezes, and even electrocute himself half to death if he takes off his sweater.

59. The air purifier is the most pretentious home appliance I have ever seen, especially like those of us who pretend to listen to lectures in the classroom.

60. You said that you might marry someone you don’t like in the future. It doesn’t matter. I am willing to be the person you don’t like.

61. Do you have a teacher who has friends all over the country and everyone has a fortune, but is she the only one who is extremely poor?

62. The alarm clock started going crazy in the morning, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

63. I dropped ten yuan into the manure pit. After thinking about it, I threw another hundred yuan away, and then I picked it all up. I’m such a reporter!

64. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

65. Such strenuous exercise as going out on the streets is not suitable for me. My great wish is to sit in front of the computer and compete in meditation on Sundays.

66. When we believe that we are already very important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

67. I heard that people who make typos all the time have higher IQs. Because my IQ is too high, my hands can't keep up with the rhythm of my brain.

68. Let me tell you a secret. Please look behind you first, then to the left, and then to the side. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

69. I fell in love with my bed. We are perfect for each other. But the alarm clock didn't think so, that jealous bitch.

70. The team leader goes to the field, with the cattle in front. The village chief went to the fields with a cigarette butt in his hand. The township head went to the fields, with his secretary behind him. The county magistrate went to the field, and reporters grabbed the camera.

71. He was laughing at the sky while holding the knife across his face. In fact, he had peed his pants. His hands were trembling and sweating, his heart was shivering, his back was aching and his legs were cramping. He was laughing because the knife had no edge.

72. Two sparrows are a dish, and a roast duck is in the mouth; there is roast mutton by the window, and there is wine in the cup; the sparrows are too snacky to be full, so they can't eat less meat and drink.

73. If he ignores you, he may be scalded while drinking water, hit the corner of the table with medicine, and the bleeding stops. He is sent to the hospital in an ambulance and has a car accident. Don’t think about it. How can he be having a good time chatting with others? .

74. Recently, many girls on the Internet said that the Sha Qianmo they expected did not show up, and all they met were those who killed Qian Dao. I want to say that you are not a person who spends thousands of bones, but a person who spends money. goods.

75. The teacher said that according to research, people can turn this behavior into a habit if they persist in doing it for 23 days. But why are we still not used to doing homework after more than ten years?

76. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a student who quits school. As for this third type of person, they want to be a top student but are unable to do so, and they want to quit studying but can’t. .

77. Love goes back and forth in my heart a thousand times. I want to see you again. Let me know that you also feel in your heart that our love is not in vain. You and I will miss you deeply until the last day of our lives!

78. Every time I buy a drink, I say thank you for your patronage. One day when I was taking an exam, I suddenly couldn't write the word "hui", so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I went crazy and said: "Another bottle."

79. The teacher finished writing the math problems on the blackboard and said to me who was sleeping: Come up and solve it for me! I walked up to the podium in a daze and reached out to untie her bra strap

80. Some people actually think that the new version of the RMB is ugly. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not him. appearance. I think this is what is called true love.

81. My summer homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. However, since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, and have not even stepped into the harem.

82. Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will be at most three results: one is that you win, you are better than the dog; If you lose, you are no better than a dog; thirdly, if you are tied, you are no better than a dog. Funny and Personalized Sentences

1. If I have to put a time limit on love, I hope it will be until the finale of Xinwen Network.

2. Customers are God is just a mantra. In fact, customers are just fooled.

3. One of the most annoying things in the world is that a sleeping person is awakened by urine.

4. The National Day holiday has not yet ended, and I have begun to look forward to the annual holiday.

5. Food is what I want; losing weight is also what I want. You cannot have both.

6. The best way to hinder divorce is to confiscate assets after divorce.

7. The best way to change your mood is naturally to change your boyfriend.

8. Everyone is a blank piece of paper, a blank piece of paper ruined by God.

9. Men who smoke smoke, firstly, to conceal their appearance, and secondly, to conceal their emotions.

10. As people grow older, the connections between people become more and more distant.

11. If a person does not fight hard in his life, then his life will be in vain.

12. Failure is okay, it just paves the way for continuous success.

13. People who are lovelorn always like to use their mobile phones as TV remote controls and press them.

14. A woman’s pretense is her posture, while a man’s pretense is simply abnormal.

15. Beethoven once told us that as long as you memorize more, you will get more points.

16. It doesn’t matter if a woman is not beautiful in life, but she must live a beautiful life.

17. As a human being, you should be like a pig, sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

18. Look carefully, my slap really suits your face.

19. When I passed by your heart, it wasn’t that I didn’t stop, it was that you refused to take it in.

20. Ugliness is also a kind of culture. If you want to be ugly, you should be creative and ugly.

21. If you want to learn to make people angry, the first thing you have to do is not to be angry.

22. A small report card can cause many family wars.

23. It’s not scary if you can’t afford famous brands. Children can still grow up.

24. I just want a myself, a myself who will accompany me all the time.

25. Loneliness is a state. In other words, being alone is really good.

26. There is a good tacit understanding between us that if I ignore you, you will ignore me.

27. Don’t leave the door, don’t take the second door, this is my life state.

28. A smart man always makes fun of himself, and a stupid man always makes fun of others.

29. The most fundamental difference between humans and animals is that they only work, not fall in love.

30. If life is neither bitter nor tiring, then such a life will be boring.

31. Either lower your head or cover your mouth. These are old and non-mainstream tricks.

32. Naked marriage is affordable, but it does not mean that everyone can afford it.

33. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, everything is not love.

34. The biggest advantage of a flip phone is that it turns into two straight boards when folded.

35. The salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes belong to oneself.

36. Inviting someone to dinner is just a reason to meet.

37. If people with small eyes want to grow bigger quickly, they can just stay up all night.

38. It is not my duty to save all sentient beings, but it is my responsibility to harm them.

39. Be a woman who blooms undefeated, as strong as a cactus.

40. Love is a game, because the letters of the three words "I love you" are formed into a play word.