A self-deprecating joke

1, my friend, I want to thank you for betraying me and making me naive. My partner, I want to thank you, thank you for choosing others, and let me lose my kindness. My enemy, I want to thank you. Thank you for losing to me and making me arrogant. My family, I want to thank you, thank you for being eccentric, and let me have a cold shoulder. My world, I want to thank you in particular, thank you for giving me a desperate world, so that I can never trust anyone again.

2, the Buddha said: no mind, no phase, no life. However, I will still think of you, think of you and live with you.

3. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.

4. "It's okay to laugh at yourself, but you haven't really loved anyone." -Lin Qiuli's tears. "

5, you can't even Lian Xiao, what qualifications are there to cry? -Feng

6. If you are not good enough, don't laugh at others' light-An Xiaoling

7. Life doesn't boil you. Do you think you are an asshole?

8. There are few dreams this year, so everyone must do well. Shi Hang

9. There are too many unreasonable things in this world. After giving me a bath in the bathtub, I have to take a bath. —— Zhou Yunzhe

10, those books that I wanted to read but didn't, filled my heart with a library. -Mosquito bite.

1 1, pop songs are everyone's favorite, but you have to rock, which is a painful belief; You love to play ice hockey, but the people around you only know football, which is a painful belief; Everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and see the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. -Embrace David's Life by Imagination.

12, seems to have drunk too much, 18 years old. -Li Zhi's pencil

13, if the person I like also likes me, then! Please pour a pot of cold water on me, because I must be thinking too much!

14, people will change from childhood to adulthood, but there are always some things, things I don't like, things I like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

15, my proudest dignity was trampled by you, but I never regretted falling in love with you.

16, should I wait until you put the knife in my heart before I let go?

17, fantasizing that he is a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides his merits and fame. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman

18, why do you want to be invisible-because in this case, at least I can think that you don't send it to me because I'm not here.

19. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?

20. Faith is meaningful only if it is trampled.

2 1, what we are chasing, has long been like a joke for ourselves.

22. There are pits everywhere.

23. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe, and their only purpose is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.

24. I have been accommodating myself, but I always don't follow my heart.

25. Be happy for the sake of happiness and sad for the sake of sadness.

26. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is an entertainment toy.

27. I found that my previous ambitions have now become jokes.

28. Forgive my coldness. Facing the world, I have no choice. .....

Are you really happy? scold .......

30. Every time you look through his Weibo, you want to know all his past. You are not jealous, but sad and affectionate. He never gave it to you.