Drug preparation joke

Doctor: Hello! Wake up! Wake up! Patient: ... What is this? Doctor: It's time to take sleeping pills. Patient: Ah, I almost overslept.

Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

There is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian, not a meat eater. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ……

I was lying on the sofa with him that day watching The Voice of China.

When I saw Wang Qiwei, I said, "Husband, I don't like a man who is a mother." He gave me a look and ignored me.

Just because of the rain, there was a sudden thunder and lightning outside the window. He immediately threw himself into my arms and said in a pathetic voice, "Oh, honey, I'm so scared ..."

A buddy in the dormitory uses HTC, and he envies using Apple.

Only the school mobile store is engaged in activities: Motorola charges 599, Samsung charges 799, and Apple charges 199.

Then the buddy charged 199 and came back with two Jin of apples. ...

The young couple next door, the woman next door is fatter. Woman: "Come on, you hit me, don't you want to slap me against the wall and buckle it?" You keep shooting. "Man:" Get out! Where can I find you such a thick wall? "

I read a man's article last night, and there was a sentence in it, "It's a good deal for him to marry XX".

Unfortunately, the word "Yi" is on the next page.