English speech

Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," he said, "I'm in trouble. Every time I go to bed, I feel someone is under the bed. I am going crazy! " "Just put yourself in my hands for a year," said the psychiatrist. Come to see me three times a week, and I will cure your fear. "How much is the charge?" One hundred dollars each time. "I'll think about it," said Jerry. Six months later, the doctor met Jerry in the street. "Why didn't you come to see me again?" The psychiatrist asked. Once 100 USD? The bartender cured me 10 dollars. ""really! How come? "He asked me to saw off the legs of the bed!" There's no one down there now! ! ! Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor, something is wrong with me. I feel someone under the bed every time I sleep. I am going crazy! " "Give me a year," said the doctor. "Come three times a week, and I will cure you." "How much is it?" "One hundred dollars each time." "I will seriously consider it." Jerry replied. Six months later, the doctor and Jerry met in the street. "Why didn't you come again?" The doctor asked. "One hundred dollars at a time? A bartender cured me for ten dollars. " "Really? How did he do it? " "He asked me to cut off the legs of the bed. There is no one now! "

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow? Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer Teacher: Please talk about it. Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

Little joke! ! ! . . . How do I know your current level? It's embarrassing. Look it up in the dictionary if you don't understand! ! thank you