Jokes about zongzi

1, I seriously doubt one thing now, is it the Dragon Boat Festival, when Yue Lao tied zongzi with my red rope?

Last Dragon Boat Festival, the administrative department of the company gave each foreign employee a basket of zongzi. The next day, a foreign employee called the administrative department to thank him: "The things you sent were delicious, although the lettuce outside was a little stuffed." But this food is too humanized, and the dental floss outside solves the problem perfectly. "

3. Tang Priest: Bajie, what's for the Dragon Boat Festival? Bajie: Master, you Xiang, duck eggs, zongzi, realgar wine. Tang Priest: Be specific! Bajie: Use fried 13-layer filtered gutter oil, Sudan red duck eggs marinated in Hokkaido seabed mud, handmade dumplings with excessive heavy metals, and aged cellar-stored Maotai-flavor methanol blended with realgar wine. Tang Priest: Well, the Western Heaven is just around the corner.

There is a passage in Degang Guo's cross talk. Dragon Boat Festival was invented by Koreans, chopsticks were invented by Koreans, Chinese medicine was invented by Koreans, and Journey to the West was invented by Koreans ... What did China invent? China invented Koreans.

If you have stocks around you, please be kind to them, please don't make them angry, and remember to peel them when eating zongzi, because they can't stand the color of zongzi.