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How to scold elders and juniors?

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Location: A bus in Guangzhou, after work.

An old woman and a young woman had an argument, probably because the young woman didn't give up her seat. The old woman then became angry and scolded the young woman for not having a tutor. The old woman assumed an elder tone:

Old: "Is there no old man in your family?"

Nen: "My old man has a car! It won't wait for commuting time before taking the bus. "

Old: "We have contributed most of our lives to society. How can you be so inconsiderate to the elderly? "

Nen: "I'm still making contributions to society in dire straits. I worked 10 hour and stood 10 hour. How can you be so inconsiderate of the younger generation? Don't you have children and grandchildren? "

Old: "Without us to build a society, how can your generation live comfortably?"

Nen: "There is no tax paid by our generation now. Where did the free bus card come from? "

The old man performed his magic.

I don't care, I have difficulty breathing. I don't feel well. Please let me sit down! "

At this time, others could not bear to let the old man sit down, but the old man refused and vowed to embarrass the young woman.

The young woman made a final counterattack: "well, don't get off the bus, I'll call you 120, lest you suddenly die!" I hate you for selling out your old age. You jump in line and play Jackie Chan, and you play Lin Daiyu when you get on the bus! "

Say the sound of the whole car at once. . . . . . . . . . .