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Wanggeer Shoucai

Wang Erxu in the village celebrated his 50th birthday at the age of 49. On his 50th birthday, he made himself a good longevity material for catalpa. After Shoucai was cut, people from far and near rushed to see the rare things. It's the first time for fellow villagers to see it.

Zi Mu Shou Cai, with the prefix of 4, is very solemn and magnificent, just like Mount Tai in front of you in the hall; The wood grain of longevity wood is rough, simple and pure, just like rivers and clouds flowing between heaven and earth.

The people who walked into the Wangs' hall were suddenly stunned. This kind of longevity wood has a noble spirit that conforms to people's hearts and a breathtaking solemnity. Dry wood still exudes fragrance and slowly penetrates into people's hearts.

This is indeed a good longevity material, and the villagers looked at it in awe.

Wang Er greeted the guests while watching Zi Mu collect vegetables, with a hint of pride in his brow.

The villagers really envy Wang Er, who can sleep on such a good life-saving material once in a thousand years. He is really a man who enjoys life. It is worthwhile to come into this world.

Many people looked at Shoucai nervously, unwilling to leave. Wang Er was far-sighted. He recognized Zhang Rang's 100-200-year-old tree as a catalpa bungeana or a good wood for cutting long-lived wood.

There is a tree in Zhang Rang's house, and no one can name it. After several generations between heaven and earth, trees grow tall and straight. I don't know why, generations of the Zhang family are unwilling to cut down this tree.

This old tree has experienced ups and downs for one or two hundred years and survived in the hands of Zhang Rang. Zhang rang is a gambler and a black sheep. When he goes to the casino, he loses more and wins less. Every time he owes a gambling debt, Wang Er carries it for him.

Wang Er can't run any longer. He refuses to repay Zhang Rang's debt and insists on Zhang Rang's repayment. If a small hole can't be filled, how can Zhang Can claim to have the ability to plug the big hole owed to Wang Er?

Wang Er simply asked Zhang Rang to pay debts for the old tree. Old miscellaneous trees are of little use, but they are still worth the price. Zhang Rang agreed happily.

Wang Er immediately cut down the old tree and left it at home to dry for two or three years. Before he spoke slowly, the wood was dry and thumped. It is said that the old tree used by Zhang Rang to pay off debts is Catalpa bungeana. In the past, princes and dignitaries loved to use this kind of catalpa or nanmu to cut long-lived trees.

The villagers suddenly woke up. No one expected that this old tree was the legendary catalpa bungeana, and everyone thought that catalpa bungeana was cut down by ancestors. Zhang Rang regretted it tightly. He thought he had made a lot of money, but he didn't expect to lose it.

If this old tree is really a catalpa bungeana, the price of cutting a pair of long-lived trees is at least worth all the possessions of dozens of families. But this old tree has turned into wood and hung in Wang Er's room. It is no longer the ancestral property behind his house.

Wang Xing is the most popular name in the village. Wang Er has been a brigade cadre for many years. On weekdays, he is a malicious character who dares not provoke anyone. Wang Ermou came to this old tree in Zhang Rang's house. It seems that he played the mind's eye, dragged Zhang Rang into the water and took the initiative to gamble for Zhang Rang.

However, the villagers laughed at Zhang Rang's participation in Wang Er's thief boat. He was ignorant of catalpa and lost his ancestral property. They all admire Wang Er's shrewdness. They recognized Zhang Rang's old tree as catalpa very early, and waited patiently for 20 or 20 years before holding it in their hands.

It has been a long-standing topic in the village that Wang Erjia's ancestral hall offers longevity materials to Zi Mu. The Wang family has also become a favorite place for the elderly in the village. Although those old people can't sleep such precious materials of catalpa bungeana longevity in their dreams, they can often feast their eyes on them.

Older people in the village have seen the golden nanmu longevity wood, which is more valuable than Zimu, but the golden nanmu longevity wood was reduced to ashes in a fire, which was the fire of Wang Erdian.

When the land reform divided the movable property, Cheng Jiugui, the big landlord, fled and disappeared. Cheng Jiugui's family, like dew on the grass tip, can't find any trace in the sun, but left dozens of houses in Fiona Fang. Cheng Jiugui took a pair of precious golden nanmu longevity materials to make a fortune in the old house and was confiscated.

A group of people gathered around this pair of golden nanmu Shoucai, and their eyes were fixed on Shoucai. They want this pair of longevity materials, but they can't talk. They can only look at each other with a pair of eyes for fear of being taken away by others.

At this moment, the revolutionary youth Wang Er suddenly jumped out and said that it would be a disaster to keep this pair of golden nanmu longevity materials, which would destroy everyone's revolutionary fighting spirit sooner or later, and it would be better to burn them.

This is indeed the best destination for this pair of golden nanmu longevity trees. The proposal of revolutionary youth Wang Er was very popular and received unanimous response immediately. Everyone wants to burn the landlord's coffin with fire. After the revolutionary youth Wang caught fire at two o'clock, a group of people watched with heartache as the golden nanmu longevity trees were reduced to ashes in the fire.

A group of people have been around the fire for a long time, and the smell of golden nanmu longevity wood has been lingering in the village for a long time.

Zi Mu Shoucai has been in the hall for two or three years, but Wang Er's eldest daughter-in-law Melanie robbed her and fell asleep.

Chimonanthus praecox had a quarrel with Wang Er's wife. After a while, it was very uncomfortable and she hanged herself. People left, wintersweet family naturally refused to let go. They asked Wang Er's wife to pay for her life and let wintersweet sleep in Wang Er's catalpa wood.

The deceased is the biggest, and the loss is on Wang Er's side. Wang Er wanted to make peace, so he had to give up his immortal materials and watch wintersweet sleep in his immortal materials.

Before Chimonanthus praecox fell into the coffin, Wang Er was not shy at all. He sneaked into Mu Shoucai at night and lay in it, refusing to get up. He was dragged out of the coffin by wintersweet's family.

My parents won this pair of long-lived catalpa trees for wintersweet, and they felt that there was light on their faces, so they stopped making trouble. Everyone in the village thinks that wintersweet slept so well, and it's worth dying for.

Seeing off his daughter-in-law, wintersweet, Wang Er suddenly faded, as if he had lost his soul. He wandered around wintersweet's grave all day and didn't return it to Yang for several months. Wang Er really loathed to give up the pair of catalpa longevity materials, and wished to sleep with Chimonanthus praecox.

After a year, Wang er never went to the tomb of wintersweet again. He pieced together a piece of Catalpa bungeana longevity material from the last scrap. Although Shou Cai is not as good as the first mate, he is still a child, unique in Fiona Fang for hundreds of miles. Wang Er's face turned red gradually.

A year later, Wang Er's longevity materials were put to sleep by his eldest son. No woman's eldest son dawdles all day with a bottle. Wang Er ruined himself like this when he saw a woman, which was hardly like a man. The son didn't listen to him, his right ear went in and his left ear went out, and he was drowned by wine every day.

The boy drank too much one day and never woke up. The eldest son is gone, and Wang Er is in great pain. The eldest son and daughter-in-law are very loving. Without a mandarin duck, the other mandarin duck can't live. Without ready-made immortal materials, Wang Er was cruel and gave up the immortal materials.

He lost his eldest son and longevity. This time, Wang never recovered the strength of 20 12 years, like a Woodenhead. He is still alive, but his heart was cut off. When something happened, Wang Er went to the grave of his eldest son, shed tears for a while and blew his nose.

Wang Er scrimped and saved, and tried his best to cut himself a pair of long-lived Chinese fir trees. After a year or two, Wang Er's wife took the lead.

Wang er's wife drowned, her eldest son and daughter-in-law were all gone, and a room was destroyed by her. Wang er's wife could not get through this. Wang Er took pity on his wife, so he gave her Sugiyama Shoucai.

Wang Er, who has a coffin complex, can't afford decent life-saving materials until he dies. After his death, his youngest son, Wang Xiao's eggs were pieced together into a thin coffin board with miscellaneous wood, and he was sent to the mountain with messy grass, which was desolate before and after his death.

News soon came from the village that Wang Eryi's burning nanmu longevity wood was aura, and Wang Erzhao's bad luck paid off. It is also said that Zhang Rang's old tree is also protected by aura, and Wang Er should not use dirty tricks to destroy the century-old catalpa tree.