Tang priest jokes, Tang priest jokes

1. Four priests of Tang flew to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

2. So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the questions, and jump if we can't answer them.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky? Wukong: One.

4. Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

5. Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky? Friar Sand: One.

6. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

7. Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

8. Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky? ..... Bajie jumped.

9. Not long after, the four of them flew to travel again.

10. There was another plane crash on the way, and there were still only three parachutes.

1 1. They went on answering questions.

12. Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded? Wukong: 1949.

13. Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

14. Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War? Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

15. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

16. Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of the 2.5 million people? ..... Eight quit to jump for another day, and the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again.

17. The plane has another emergency and is about to fall.

18. There are only three parachutes on the plane. The Tang Priest said, "Bajie ..." The pig jumped up at once ... One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again.

19. The plane has another emergency and is about to fall.

20. The Tang Priest said, "Bajie ..." The pig jumped ... Tang Priest shouted at the bottom of the plane, "Bajie! I want to tell you that we have four parachutes this time.

2 1. "One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again.

In case of another emergency, the plane will crash.

There are still only three parachutes on the plane.

24. Pig said, "Master, how many hairs do I have?" The Tang Priest was shocked, and Pig kicked him away and said, "Fuck! I can't answer whether I know you or not.