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A complete collection of allegorical sayings - starting with L
The mouth of the trumpet is stuffed with mud...it will not make any sound once it is blown
Chili fried tofu - spicy on the outside and on the inside Soft
(a metaphor for a person who is tough on the outside but timid on the inside)
No oil on the wax table - empty waste core. Heart)
The temperament of a candle - neither light nor light
(Metaphor can only be understood after pointing.)
Meeting a wolf in the twelfth lunar month - unexpectedly
(A metaphor for something unexpected.)
Fan a fan in the twelfth lunar month - too angry
(A metaphor for a very bad temper.)
The cured duck is boiled in the pot - the body is rotten, but the head is still hard
(Metaphorically, the body has suffered, but the mouth still refuses to talk about it.)
The head of the leper - —It’s not easy to talk about (shaving)
(A metaphor is difficult to talk about. Or it’s difficult to deal with.)
The toad peels off its skin and doesn’t close its eyes—it still wants to jump a few times
(A metaphor for wanting to make a death struggle.)
A toad eats dice - full of ideas
A toad blows - a big breath
A toad jumps on the scale - claiming to be self-proclaimed
(Metaphor for praising yourself J
A toad gives birth to scorpions - each nest is more poisonous than the next
( It is a metaphor that each generation is becoming more sinister and viciousj
A toad wears a red robe - it can only be seen from a distance, not up close
(The metaphor will reveal the secret if you look closely.)
A toad brings a doll——·Just a few
It is impossible to burn anything in the kiln one by one
(It is a metaphor that people with poor abilities or bad qualities cannot get things done) ;)
A lazy donkey grinds on a grinding wheel - a lot of excrement and urine
(A metaphor for lazy people who find excuses to escape when they get down to business.)
Lazy woman’s Binding the feet... long and smelly
(A metaphor for the length of the article and the empty content.)
The lazy cook makes a banquet - I don’t want to make you noisy (fried)
Balloons in the blue sky - light and airy
White clouds in the blue sky - free and carefree
Clouds in the blue sky -.
Drifting with the wind
The referees on the basketball court followed one by one
Playing with a machete under the bright moon... cutting wildly
Sailing in the waves - one by one, one by one. Low
Gambling in the cell - one mistake after another
Rotten brooms are on the market - worthless
Rotten wood seals - not this material
The rotten green onion is determined to die
The rotten persimmons are slaughtered on the ground - the soft paralyzed man
The rotten persimmons are on board - the soft goods
A muddy horse pinches the statue of a god - not a good person
Pulling a cart on a muddy road - sinking deeper and deeper
Putting a muddy mud into a kiln - nothing can be burned
< p>The Mud Bodhisattva - looks impressiveThe Mud Bodhisattva washes his face - it cannot be clean
The Dragon King on the Rotten Banqiao is not a good thing
Dried radish paste Tofu - no blood color
The radish is offered as an offering - to coax the gods
The radish is not big - on the generation (back)
The radish fell into the pickle Altar - let's soak in it
The gentleman on the beam - the upper part does not touch the sky, the lower part does not touch the ground
The man hanged on the beam - the upper part does not touch the sky, the lower part does not touch the ground
The heroes on Liangshan Mountain - forced out
Although Liangyuan is good - it is not a place to stay for a long time
A fierce man in the basin - I don’t know the depth
The face A loach in a basin - can't slide anywhere
Writing on the face - superficial articles
Ugly face and crooked mirror - strong words
In the cage The parrots play with their beaks all day long
The bird in the cage~~play as you wish
The bird in the cage - it has wings and can hardly fly
The bird in the cage The pigeons~ come back as soon as they are released
In the rain, there is no cotton cover - the more they carry, the heavier they become
Threeing wheat in the rain - it is difficult to end
It is a rainy day Making adobe - not good
The shrimps in the guest pot-I want to dance a few times
The shrimps in the guest pot-are red
Caba A man marries a wife - bragging
Waving a fan in the twelfth lunar month - abnormal
A carrot in the twelfth lunar month... moves (freezes) the heart
Have a baby in the twelfth lunar month ——Those who move (frozen) their hands and move (frozen) their feet
Those who belong to Bamboo have a weak heart
One who belongs to Rat can eat but not handle
The one who belongs to the grandma who gave birth to her son - two faces
The one who belongs to the dog - loves to bite people
The one who belongs to the rat - can eat but not take it
< p>Those born in the year of Dog—ZhangziThose born in the Year of Pig—people who eat meat
Those born in the Year of the Rat tend to forget when they go out
Those born in the Year of the Pig are yellow croakers Those who belong to the duck - have a hard mouth and a warm heart
Those who belong to the monkey will jump into the circle as soon as they see it
Ant belongs to the ant They dig into every crack they see
They belong to thorns - whoever pricks them
They belong to sesame - they can’t produce oil if they don’t
They belong to sesame. Rabbit - jump three feet high
Pig - can eat and sleep
Owl - have fun all night long
Crab ——There is something in the belly
The one who belongs to Mahua...is very stubborn
The one who belongs to Mad Dog——bites everyone in sight
The one who belongs to Cigarette Pot... ... One is hot
The one belonging to Adou...cannot be helped up
The one belonging to Wasp...is not easy to mess with
The one belonging to Mule is unprecedented
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Thunder strikes sesame seeds... Specializes in bullying small ones
Thunder fights... The difference is far between
Thunder strikes ants·One big bullies the small
The thunder is loud and the raindrops are small, one by one.
Chili peppers have persimmons on them - the redder, the smoother
If you eat the chili noodles, you will get choked.
Flat mirror one - eight-sided light
Super graves in the plain land - making something out of nothing
Greeting one's life - one piece counts for one piece
Growing green onions in the sweet ground - shorter than other people's house
Growing grass in the sweet ground - ridiculous (sugar)
I pay my respects to my mother-in-law on the second day of the first lunar month~it's just the right time< /p>
Go to the temple fair on the 15th day of the first lunar month - follow the crowd
The rat in the antique shop - untouchable
The things on the antique stall - sell at high prices
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The skinned toad - annoying in life, scary in death
The grenade thrown out - no one dares to ask for it
>You can wear your head to make a hat - it's just right
But you can wear your head to make a hat - there's no room for it at all
His father beats his mother's cleverness - one coincidence upon another
A clever wife - it’s hard to make a meal without rice
Old fat pig goes to the slaughterhouse - a victim of the knife
(Metaphor that someone is the target of punishment.)
The old harrier alights on the pig - only seeing the blackness of others, but not seeing the blackness of oneself
(Metaphorically, one only sees the shortcomings of others and cannot see one’s own faults/
< p>The old pigeon fell on the pig's back - one is better than the other blackIt is like a dagger, one is worse than the other)
The old monk plays the pipe - he doesn't know the flute. (of)
The old monk rings the bell - one day is one day
(a metaphor for having no ambitions and just muddle along/
The old monk shaves his head - one day) Sweep the light
The old monk looks at the dowry - see you in the next life
"The ten daggers mean that what cannot be achieved now will not be seen in a short time)
The old monk looked forward to his wife - a matter of the next life
(A metaphor for vain hope, which cannot be realized.)
The old monk beat his son - a matter of nothing
The old monkey climbs the flagpole - not good at it
(It is a metaphor for many talented people who are unable to do what they do when they are old. J
Tiger does not eat people - notoriety
< p>(A metaphor for a bad reputation that is difficult to recover.Tiger eats meat - go down the mountain in person
(A metaphor for gaining aura by visiting in person.)
The tiger's The tail can't be touched one by one
(Metaphor can't offend J
Tiger pulling a cart... listen to that one next time
(Metaphor no matter what others say or do) , all ignored.)
The lice on the tiger...who dares to offend
It is a metaphor for claws and dog legs to bully others, no one dares to ask,)
A metaphor Asking for trouble J
The mouse sleeps in the cat's nest... and a mouthful of meat is given to him
(A metaphor for getting an unexpected harvest without putting in any effortJ
The mouse sleeps in the bellows ...Being criticized at one or two ends
(It is a metaphor for receiving complaints or censure from two sides. Or being displeased at both ends.)
The mouse got into the horn of the cow, getting tighter and tighter as it went back
A metaphor for becoming less and less well off J
A rat gets into a crowd of people - seeking death
A rat marries a girl - a small fight
Mouse can’t keep overnight food~it’s delicious
(Metaphor for greedy mouth and lazy hands J
Old lady eats Coptis chinensis – sweet talk
(Metaphor for kind heart) . )
The old lady stroked her beard ~ a fake beard (modest)
A metaphor for dishonesty and hypocrisy J
The old lady took the sole of her shoe ~~ Needles (really) Thousands of needles (really)
(The metaphor is absolutely true and unmistakable.)
The old lady got on a plane - she started shaking
What? A dagger represents a person who is extremely proud of having money or status. )
The old lady moved... took everything
(A metaphor for some people who like to take other people’s things. Or a metaphor for being very stingy)
The old lady lived Gao Hug - Dilemma
(A metaphor for inconvenience in both aspects. Or a dilemma)
The old lady yawned...as far as the eye can see (teeth)
The old lady's shoes are... money (front) tight
The old lady's toes...will be useless for a lifetime
It is a metaphor for suffering a lifetime of grievances. )
The old lady’s dowry one. An antique
Compared with a dagger, it means that something is old and obsoleteJ
The boss is too old - one year is not as good as the other year
It is a metaphor that the economy is getting worse year by year.
)
The old lady goes to the chicken coop - stupid (running) egg
A metaphor for not being smart/
The old lady spends a thousand seconds... risking her life
The old man pokes a hornet's nest... one finds a mistake and stings)
The eagle catches the chicks one...one is worried and the other is happy
The old son marries a wife... the big thing is over
The big things to be done are all over.
I stole pigs and cows - one generation will become stronger
The old couple are buried in In the same grave - a living and dead pair
(Metaphor for life and death) J
The old abbot boxing - extraordinary skills
The old man getting married - unable to do what he wants< /p>
The old man punting the boat - inserting a pole into the bottom
The old accountant dialing the abacus - calculating carefully
The old Chinese doctor feeling the pulse - feeling slowly
Old sows fighting - talking but not using hands"
The mouse got into the pile of books - chewing words
The mouse saw the cat - did not dare to say anything
< p>The rat fell into the manure pit - the more it made the noise, the more stinky it becameThe rat climbed the horizontal pole - it loved to go to extremes
The food in the rat's nest - it was all stolen
p>The old lady eats Coptis chinensis - she speaks with sincerity
The old ox pulls the cart - works hard
The old ox pulls the plow - she is weak
The old cow walks - not in a hurry
The tiger drives the herd - determined to win
The tiger owes a debt - he cannot get it back
The tiger fights - persuade No
A tiger wearing a raincoat is not a human being after all
The fly on the tiger's head - no swatting
The third child made the mistake of scolding his brother - strange things (4)
See the difference in the ring - it all depends on your true skills
Pour cold water into the hot oil pan - it will fry the pan
Cold water to make tea - tasteless
(A metaphor for being uninterested and meaningless.)
The chicken fades in cold water - the hair is not pulled out
(A metaphor for being very stingy.)
< p>Cold-blooded animals - ruthless and unrighteousCivet cat in exchange for the prince - fake as real
Without the king butcher - you can't eat pigs with their hair
(Metaphor no expert, no one can be troubled.)
Carp jumps over the dragon's gate - a bump in the air
Lu's fish jumps over the dragon's gate - worth a hundred times as much
< p>(Metaphor for greatly improved reputation and status.)Carp swallows the weight - determined...
(Metaphor for determination.)
Carp's Beard - not much
() A dagger is a metaphor for a good man)
Li Kui sells coal - he is a black man and his goods are also black
Li Kui pretends to be a bride - —Pretending not to look like him
Li Zicheng entered Beijing—the good times did not last long
The silver carp’s beard—there were only a few
() means that the foundation is not strong, Not very capable. Sometimes used to express modesty or politeness.
Sometimes it means sarcasm. )
Chopping a cucumber with a sharp blade - cutting it in two (section)
A loach in the basin - it depends where you slide
(Metaphor for being unable to escape, Can't run away J
The hero on Liangshan - forced out
(A metaphor for being forced to do something.)
Putting a pin on the beam - thick There is something subtle in the middle
The heroes of Liangshan drink wine - big shots (bowl)
Wang Lun on Liangshan - jealous of the virtuous and capable
Chao Gai on Liangshan - —Top leader
Brothers of Liangshan—loyalty
Heroes of Liangshan—loyalty
Food is packed in cloth bags—one next to another
(There are many metaphors, one after another.
)
The grain store also sells fashionable clothes - you can eat and wear them
Rat in the grain store - doing more harm than good
Raising rats in the granary~ There is no harm but no benefit
The couple returns to the house - in pairs
The couple fights - don't stop yourself
The couple's account - "One Can't figure it out
Two doctors lost their minds and lost their cure
Two mutes quarreled - I don't know who is who and who is wrong
Two mutes slept all day One end - nothing to discuss; don't talk about it
Two mutes kissing - it's so good to talk
Two blind men bowing - who saw it
< p>Two monks fighting - one can't catch the braidTwo and a half months, one and a half, one is haunted and the other is haunted
Two beggars visit the church - a poor match
Two sparrows quarreling over a grain of rice
Two shoulders carry one head - the head goes wherever the person goes
The two ears cannot touch each other Er
Two kinds of sesame seeds stir-fried in one pot - no distinction between black and white
Two people dance dragon one ~ with a head and a tail
Two people use umbrellas...~cover each other
The boats in the two rivers can't touch each other
Two yuan bought a pig's head - it was cheaper for him
Two pipa and one Tune one ~ play, talk) come together/L
(Metaphor for having the same ideas, "like-minded, can talk together.",
Two mutes fighting ~It is difficult to distinguish between right and wrong
Two mutes meet - nothing is said
(The metaphor is satisfying, and there is no fault.)
Two mutes sleep together 1~Nothing to say
(Metaphor for not talking to each other due to disagreements/
Buying a pig head for two yuan - making him cheaper
Two Mutes sleep together - no talking
(A metaphor for two people who have different ideas but are unwilling to exchange opinions.)
Two mutes kissed each other - it was so good that they had nothing to say< /p>
(The metaphor of two is particularly good.)
Two blind men bowing to each other - who saw it?
Two rotten eggs - one smell
(The metaphor is the same.)
Cars running on two roads - not walking the same way
Enter the dye vat with both hands - it is difficult to leave (blue), right It’s also difficult (blue)
(A metaphor for being in a dilemma.)
A two-legged stool cannot stand
(A metaphor for insufficient reasonsJ
Fire is like firewood—just light it
I can’t find the embroidered shoes when I get on the sedan chair—I feel anxious
I get on the sedan chair to urinate temporarily—I’m in a hurry< /p>
Sharpening a gun in the face of battle - unhappiness is also a waste
(The ten daggers mean that preparations are made when things are about to happen. Although it will not have a greater effect, it can still be dealt with
Cope with it.)
Lin Daiyu's temperament - a lot of kindness
Lin Daiyu buried flowers - feeling sad and cold
Lin Daiyu buried flowers - lamented her fate
Lin Chong bought a treasured sword - but he didn't know it was a plan
Lin Chong went to Liangshan - the government forced the people to rebel
Lin Chong beat Coach Hong with a stick - he saw the flaw and started
Lin Chong arrived at the Wild Boar Forest - Escaped from a desperate situation
Lin Chong mistakenly entered the White Tiger Hall - was deceived
Eating vegetarian food with bacon hanging - unbearable
Going down to the coal kiln on crutches—making bad luck (coal) every step of the way
Lin Daiyu entered the Jia Mansion—being cautious
Lin Chong mistakenly entered the White Tiger Hall. I was fooled
Lin Chong mistakenly went to Baihu Hall...a disaster fell from the sky
Lin Chong mistakenly went to Baihu Hall - it’s hard to argue
Lin Chong’s hair matching Cangzhou - Risks along the way
Singing folk songs on the mountaintops - the tune is too high
Liu Bei went to Wollongong three times - I invite you, Zhuge Liang
(metaphor It’s you who invites you.
Liu Bei’s empire—crying out
(a metaphor for hard-won. )
Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden - she was dazzled
(It is a metaphor for being in a daze due to excessive concentration on seeing novel things.
)
Liu Sanjie's antiphonal song - spoken casually
Liu Bang becomes emperor - the winner is king
Liu Bang pursues Xiang Yu in Wujiang - kill them all
The willow blossoms - no fruit
The furnace in June - who can join in with you
(Metaphor that no one wants to approach or get close to J
Six Eat ginger in the month - Fu La (take it)
Wear gloves in June - be conservative (hand)
(Metaphor of following the daily routine and not seeking progressJ
Wearing a leather jacket in June - abnormal
(The metaphor is different from the normal situation.)
The six fingers are itching - this is an extra idea
< p>(A metaphor for doing unnecessary things.)Bedwetting at sixty - an old problem
(A metaphor for a certain shortcoming or problem that cannot be corrected and is easy to commit/
< p>Six fingers punching - a new trickJune's debt - must be paid quickly
June's dung - soaked to the fullest
< p>Leeks in June - smelly dogsBorrow a fan in June - just wait
Wear gloves in June - be conservative (hands)
The temple in June - silence
The faucet does not pull the ponytail - the force is wrong
(It means that the strength or effort is not used on the idea.)< /p>
Dragon boats are loaded with dung—notorious
Birds in cages—have wings and can’t fly
(A metaphor for being trapped in a cage and unable to do anything)
< p>Deaf ears - matching(Metaphor for acting as a supporting role or foil.)
Deaf ears - no sound
(Metaphor for not hearing the sound.)
The deaf visitor - not listening
(Metaphor for not answering. Or metaphor for not caring.)
The myna in the cage - only talking Can't build a shop on the floor - not much difference between high and low (metaphor is almost the same)
Lou Ashu's fifteen pieces...stolen
Lou Ashu walks like a thief
Brine and some tofu - one thing reduces another thing
Lu Zhishen makes a big fuss in the wild boar forest~everything is rough and there is fineness
Lu Pursuing Jingzhou - leaving empty-handed, returning empty-handed
Lu Su hosted a banquet for Guan Yunchang, each hiding murderous intentions
The drum on the roadside - the beaten product
There is no questioner on the road - the future is uncertain
The crab in the middle of the road - running rampant
Digming a trap at the intersection - trapping people
The dewy couple... Good times don't last long
The donkey skin is boiled and the glue is cooked one by one slowly
The donkey pulls the grinder and the ox plows the field - each goes his own way
The donkey pulls the grinder - Being at the mercy of others
The donkey cut off its ears - fake horse
The donkey grinds the mill - the old way
The donkey head is not called the donkey head - one by one it has a face< /p>
Donkey dung eggs - light outside
The donkey rushes into the mill road...it has to turn even if it doesn’t want to do it
(Metaphor that you have to go even if you don’t want to do something) Do. )
Donkeys pulling rollers and oxen plowing fields - each doing his or her own thing
Lü Bu saw Diao Chan - he was fascinated
Lü Dongbin pushed his palms and made extraordinary moves one by one
Lawyers taking bribes - knowing the law and breaking the law
Green radish - inner beauty
(A metaphor for feeling contented and happy inside. Simple on the outside but wonderful on the inside)
Ship Heading to Asia, Africa and Latin America - Foreign Airlines (Travel)
The valve core on the tire - absorbs air inside and outside
(It is a metaphor for air from the plywood.)
< p>The Luo Guo stands at attention - can't straighten(The metaphor is just like that, it can't be a talent or the metaphor is not worth much.)
The two-pronged gong and drum - the sound (can't be imagined) A piece
A gong basket containing lime leaves traces everywhere
(A metaphor for leaving a mark everywhere.)
A magpie that fell into a sparrow's nest ——It won’t last long
(A metaphor for staying temporarily and leaving soon.
)
The falling rain carries the straw - the heavier the load, the heavier
The chick falling in the claws - no matter how hard the beak is, it will not survive
Falling to the ground The fan rotates - constantly shaking its head
The camel enters the sheep group - a lot taller
The camel enters the sheep group - very prominent
The camel carries the fire ball ——Shaobao
(It is a metaphor for getting a little achievement and getting some benefits, and then get carried away and show it everywhere,
for fear that others will not know/
Pick a thorn in a camel's hoof—— Big topic (hoof)
It is a metaphor for treating big things as small things)
A camel sleeps - both ends are unreliable
(It is a metaphor for things. Both ends are unaccounted for,
The lazy donkey rides on the shaft - can't be driven away without fighting
The lazy sister-in-law is rushing to the scene - there is no hurry in the middle and both ends are busy
The lazy woman rides in a sedan chair ——Want to go up but not come down
The lazy woman’s sewing basket—a mess
The lazy chicken woman’s nest—guarding the stall for several passes
The lazy carpenter’s Saw - not bad (chain)
A lazy man's bedding - ignore it
A ring in a snail shell - can't be opened by kicking
Enter the toad Cherry trees - high taste
Toads don't grow hair - they are born this way
Toads come to the table - they are full of disappointment
Toads Treat guests - look at each other with four eyes
The backbone of the toad - many ideas
The toad crawls on the incense burner - touches the nose
The toad beats the drum - Bragging
The lunatic becomes a monk - no formalities
The leper shaves his head - to see the goods
The leper's head - cannot (send)
A mangy dog ??gets on the sedan chair - bluffing and cheating
Worrying that the arms are thicker than the legs - doing too much
Carrying the joy of bitter gourd - no way to do it
Looking for people in the mass graves - they are all die-hards
Tangled with the saponaria tree - unable to sort them out
Drawing camels and herding sheep - the high ones are high, the low ones are low< /p>
The donkey wearing blindfolds - wandering around blindly
Crossing the river with a beard - modest (led) and empty (bearded) over (crossing)
Playing the piano The lost music book - no idea
Driving a lime truck in the pouring rain - I was very anxious
I had diarrhea and took tonic - Bai Zijin
I had diarrhea String grenade - give it to anyone who doesn't want it
(A metaphor that no one dares to accept.)
Pull the tiger's tail and shout for help - you are looking for death
(A metaphor for asking for death) Road.)
Trying to call He Xiangu aunt - they were a family five hundred years ago
(Metaphor deliberately trying to get close.)
Trying to call donkey to go public - pretending to be Big animal
(Metaphor of passing small as big, false as real.)
Shit into the heel of the shoe - can’t lift it
(Metaphor of no Talking about the Dharma/
Pooping and eating melon seeds - less goes in and "more comes out"
(a metaphor for not being able to live up to what goes out). )
The Picture of the Eight Horses in the Garbage Heap - Nonsense (Painting)
The things in the garbage heap - Waste
The broken shoes in the garbage heap - —The money is worthless
The worn shoes in the garbage dump—goods that no one wants
Chatting next to the garbage pile—full of swear words
Walking while holding hands... You can do it, I can do it too
Take laxatives for diarrhea...the more you eat, the worse it gets.
Making beams out of rotten wood - not easy to use
(Metaphor for poor working ability) Reuse.)
Driving piles in the mud - driving them deeper and deeper
(A metaphor for being constantly hit and oppressed, becoming more and more serious.)
Rotten mud Going to the kiln - nothing can be burned
(Metaphor for not being able to make a good result)
Mud Bodhisattva - All depends on the gold paste
(Metaphor for the surface is beautiful, but the inside is not good) How about J
Feeding rotten meat to flies - catering to their liking
(A metaphor for catering to other people's hobbies and tempting them to take the bait.)
Fishing with rotten nets ——Get nothing
(Metaphor for getting nothing.)
Rotten fish opened up——Have a bad heart
(Metaphor for sinister intentions.
)
Putting rotten plaster on good meat - asking for trouble
(Metaphor for adding burden to yourselfJ
Excessive use of money to make up for the loss - Hanging up in vain Name
(It is a metaphor for a person with no ability pretending to be a person with ability. It is also often used to express self-effacement.)
Wolf eats wolf - unexpectedly
( Metaphor of sudden, unexpected)
The wolf cherishes the pig boy - not yet
(Metaphor of no return/
A hammer to a hammer - cruel. To be cruel
(A metaphor for a fierce person meeting a cruel person.)
The prodigal son turns back - gold will not change
(A metaphor for making a big mistake and suffering a lot, Learn a lesson and become a very useful person)
The old lady eats broad beans - soft grinding of the stems
The old lady's teeth - alive
The old lady eats tofu - don't worry
The old lady eats coptis - she talks with sincerity
The old lady eats fried broad beans - grits her teeth
Tiger fights - advises No
The old lady eats tofu - just right
The old lady eats tofu - one thing reduces one thing
The old lady's baggage - bulging bags
The old lady eats candy - the longer it gets, the longer it grows
The old lady eats pork ribs - it's hard to chew
The old lady eats chicken tendons - it's hard to chew and swallow
The old lady is patching up - a poor match
The old lady is going to the market - hurry up and hurry up
The old lady doesn't eat apricots - sad
< p>The old lady doesn't know the crane - high-end (chicken)The old lady pricks the soles of her shoes - Qianzhen (needle) Wanzhen (needle)
The old lady drinks porridge - shameless ( Teeth) obscene
Tiger bites blunderbuss - both lose and are wounded
Tiger enters coffin tree - scares people to death
Old man enters cave - does not care about what is ahead or what is behind
Lao Jinshan Temple - Lao Corruption (Tiger Worship)
Tiger wearing Taoist hat ~ Pretending to be a monk
Tiger Beard - Who dares to imitate
The tiger does not mind the skinny yellow sheep - just eat meat
The tiger yawned... so loudly
The tiger dozed off - a rare opportunity
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When a tiger fights... no one tries to persuade him
The tiger visits the house - a rare visitor
The tiger looks after the children, one by one, the owner's meat
The tiger's Son - don't look at him (it) is small
Tiger goes to the park - no one dares to stop him
Tiger's acting... looks good, but don't watch it
Meet a tiger out of the mountain Each leopard is more evil than the other
The tiger grins - with vicious intentions
The tiger stuffs grasshoppers into its mouth...
Not enough
Born between tigers and pigs——·Evil and stupid
Tiger goes in circles——one time is enough
Tiger enters the city——every family Close the door
Tiger skin, rabbit courage - fierce color but soft heart
Mouse is showing off - running around to fight
Mouse sleeps with cat... to practice courage
< p>The rat is full of three fights and six... full of evilThe rat jumps on the piano...talking (playing)
The rat eats melon seeds - opening its beautiful mouth
The mouse bites the cat - lawlessness
The mouse rides on the cat - so brave
The mouse pays New Year greetings to the cat - a gift to all
The mouse gets oil Pot - there is entry but no exit
The mouse enters the coffin - bites it and won't let go
The mouse shows the way to the elephant - the road gets narrower and narrower
The mouse Entering the air box - getting angry from both ends
The mouse eats the cat's food - does it secretly
The mouse gnaws the ball - the guest (sniffs) the air
The mouse shaves the cat's beard ——Desperately fawning over
A mouse enters the cat’s nest—gives a free gift
A mouse enters the study—a quibble
A mouse marries a wife and fights with each other< /p>
The mouse is looking for a big gun - showing off in the nest
The mouse fell into the vinegar vat - full of sour gas
The mouse dragged the wooden shovel - the big head is behind
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A sore appears on the back of a mouse - it doesn't spread much
The mouse gets into the pile - it's looking for death
The mouse meets a cat - it doesn't dare to think (ring) p>
As soon as the mouse crawled onto the incense burner, it touched ashes
The mouse was in charge of the warehouse - the more in charge, the brighter it became
The mouse stole the weight - tipped it upside down (stealing iron)
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The rat sleeps in the cat's nest...and brings a mouthful of meat
The rat picks up the poop basin - helps the dog
How many cattle I have poached - one generation after another I am a bad person
I am a prisoner - I am implicated
I keep concubines in the same concubine~it is not right to take concubines one by one.
I steal pigs and cows One... one is more fierce than the other
The old cow eats green grass - sweeps on both sides
The old cow pulls the broken cart - one by one slowly moves forward
The old cow's sinews - difficult Gnaw
The old cow follows the old path - it's the same as usual
The old cow is dead - let others slaughter
The old cow is not afraid of wolves biting - risk it all
The old cow chases the rabbit - too strong to use it
The old cow gets into the dog hole-difficult to get through
The old buffalo pulls the carriage-can't hitch it
< p>Old monkeys can no longer climb the flagpole one by oneOld fat pigs go to the slaughterhouse - the ones to be knifed
Old sows fight - just use their mouths
< p>The old sow chased the rabbit - she was out of breath and couldn't hold her breathThe old sow fought with the cow and risked her life to throw them one by one
The old sow ate bowl debris - her mouth was full It's the word (porcelain)
The old sow fights with the cow--she shows her face
The old sow eats a discus--what a tough mouth
The old sow climbs the stairs - climb high
The old sow walks in the garden - finds and gets beaten
The old hen holds an empty nest - not easy (no eggs)
The old hen clings to the empty nest - lay down (hatch)
The old hen climbs the tree - pretends to be a hero (eagle is bad)
The old hen makes friends with the weasel. A good end
The old monk’s white clothes - pieced together
The old monk’s hat - flat
The old monk rings the bell ~——A little bit
The old monk lost his stick - he can say it but not do it
The old monk worshiped his father-in-law - a strange thing
The old monk shaved his head - Sweep the light
The old widow meets the old orphan, the suffering is bitter
The old cat commits a crime and the dog wears shackles - innocent people are affected
The old cat guards the mouse Hole - squat and look
The husband is carrying his daughter-in-law across the river - thankless task
The old rooster wears glasses - the official (crown) is not big, but the air is not small
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Old corn is mixed with white flour - coarse and fine
Old harrier bites clam noodles - hard to escape
Watermelons are grown in old graveyards - there are them from generation to generation. Guaguang
The bones in the old grave - an empty frame
The old man's party - not the same red
The old man's walking stick - sooner or later he must throw it away
The old donkey is rolling - unable to get over
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The donkey pulls the grindstone - spinning around in circles
The old sheep chases the wolf - fight
The old bag solves the case - the face is black but the heart is not black
The tiger wears a raincoat - After all, he is not a human being
The fly on the tiger's head - cannot be swatted
The third child made the mistake of scolding his brother - strange things (4)
The dregs in the furnace - —Not much use
The curtain face——fell down
Pumping air into the tire——can’t get in or out
Pumping air into the garbage pile——light goes in Can't get out
Tossing and turning without a spindle - can't play
Wax people play with fire -·, harming themselves
Candles are used as popsicles - one by one, a greasy-mouthed bachelor
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The gongs and drums are uneven - the climax is not on point
Picking up an illegitimate child on the roadside - neither a relative nor a friend
The plantain on the roadside - pressing Immortality
A green pumpkin is tender when it is green
It is roasted on fire when it is green...It must be yellow
Barber leads apprentice - teaching from scratch
The camel wears a phoenix mirror and is dumbfounded
The camel fights hard and cannot turn over
The camel fights and rests for a while before doing it again
The camel fell down - ruined my (saddle)
The camel danced - it didn't look like it
The camel looked at the sky ~ the eyes were high
The camel's neck The legs of the crane~~each has its own merit
The camel got on the car...and only Le'er was left
The camel's head held its face high one by one
The camel Entering the henhouse - no way
A camel gives birth to a donkey~a freak
The bell pin strikes the gong and the drum... I want to (ring) together
The civet cat pretends to meow ——Want to speculate and steal chicken)
Civet cat ears - too short
The wolf has a horn on its head ~ pretending to be sheep (sheep)
The wolf pretends to be sheep fat ——With bad intentions
Wolf eats wolf~ One by one, unexpectedly
The wolf pretends to be a sheep and laughs one by one with bad intentions
The wolf has a bamboo shoot on its head, one by one pretending to be a sheep ( Sheep)
Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat - one's instinct is hard to change
One buckwheat child in the wolf's den - one's life is hard to save
If the wolf does not eat the children one by one, they will die The living people are used to it
The wolf gnaws on the grass and pretends to be foreign (sheep)
The wolf eats ghosts--there are few visible ones
The wolf looks at the lamb--the more you look at it, the more you look at it. Young
The wolf borrowed it to hunt the baby--it can't be paid back
The wolf-dog fight--both sides are afraid
The running book is used to make the robe--the whole body is covered with tents
A pair of chopsticks in a bowl of cold water - what kind of flavor can be produced
Cool wood hospitality - coldness
Deaf man making a phone call - loud voice
The deaf man spilled the dumb man's oil - he couldn't explain it
The deaf man listened to the mosquitoes - no more vitality
The deaf man met the dumb man - all at once, The one who doesn’t listen
Where is the deaf man’s thunder?
The deaf man’s dialogue-each has his own story
The deaf man watches the theater-what he has or does not have
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The ears of the deaf--if they are present, they should be ignored
The deaf man rings the bell--turns a deaf ear
The deaf man listens to the play, the blind man watches the lantern--nothing is gained
Deaf people are not afraid of thunder - but they are big
Deaf people fight poverty - cannot hear clearly
Deaf people's ears - put on a facade
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