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What story is the honest man telling?
Cai Erhei is an honest person, and the whole company knows it.
How honest is it?
"Erhei, help me lift the mineral water."
"Erhei, my girlfriend came to see me today to help me get off work."
"Erhei, help feed my dog~"
...Okay.
The so-called honesty means doing things quietly. Cai Erhei is like a brick, which can be moved wherever it is needed. Whether pouring coffee, sweeping the floor, copying documents, everyone asked for his help, and he did everything meticulously and tried his best.
When his girlfriend heard him talk about the company's affairs, she became unhappy and asked him not to do so much. Cai Erhei always thought that it would be helpful if he could help others.
She scolded him for being silly and stupid. If they refuse, they will do those things themselves. If you do too much, they won’t appreciate you.
He smiled, showing his bright white teeth: "Hey."
My girlfriend scolded me, but she also liked him, so I had no choice but to go to work every day to give him He gave him a kiss and sent him out.
Everything is a chore, and it is quite tiring, but the days are still so uneventful.
(First published on Gongzong account: sometimes sometimes)
But what? Cai Erhei is honest, but that does not mean that everyone around him is honest.
Especially a bad old man.
The old man is the manager of the company and has a kind smile all year round. But people in the company say that this bad old man has a smile on his face, but he doesn't know how to plot against you, but he is very bad.
Forget about constantly exploiting employees, forget about not having year-end bonuses, forget about salary deductions, one month, all employees in the company actually had to pay 1,000 yuan.
After working for a month, I still need to pay 1,000 yuan.
Everyone in this company is thinking of leaving, but everyone has to live. In the cold winter of capitalism, most of the employees have been laid off. If they have food to eat, it is already pretty good.
Sometimes the benefits are good and you can earn 100,000 a month!
Everyone lives a makeshift life, and Cai Erhei also lives a makeshift life. One month is equal to 10 months. Although his life is a bit miserable, overall it is pretty good. .
Of course, because Cai Erhei is an honest man, he is the most exploited.
He often gets up at 5 o'clock, travels all over the city, collects rent from the company, and then clocks in to officially go to work at 8 o'clock, answers countless phone calls, stamps countless things, and has to work late at night. Settlement of accounts.
The essence of capitalism is exploitation.
But this kind of exploitation is too shameful.
However, he has a good mentality and is easy to take pleasure in hardship. He thought: In that month, everyone gave back 1,000 yuan, but I only gave back 500 yuan!
When he opened the door and returned home at night, he looked at his girlfriend and showed his white teeth. How nice.
Knowing his thoughts, his girlfriend laughed dumbly. She was obviously very angry, but she wanted to hug him.
Really too honest.
The incident happened at 2:30 pm.
There was an account in the company that could not be settled clearly because the amount involved was too large, five or six million, so the old man was fuming with rage.
The bad old man threw the bill on Cai Erhei’s face: What’s going on? Do it again quickly!
Cai Erhei knew very well that this account was a waste of dog food for the old man’s pet dog.
I’m still not sure what kind of dog food it is. It’s a bad debt worth millions.
But the head office came down to investigate and dug out the carrots and brought out the mud. Not only was the old man unable to bear it, but probably many people in the company could not bear it.
The bad old man had a smile on his face, and there was a threat hidden in his words: "Erhei, you are making false accounts, this is not good."
Cai Erhei: This...
Although his tone was still hesitant, Cai Erhei was honest and thought, maybe he would help.
An honest person will take the blame.
Although his girlfriend said that his Holy Father is not good, it doesn’t work. Cai Erhei is a kind-hearted and honest man!
However, the accident still happened.
You know, this bad old man is very bad.
The old man thought Cai Erhei was unwilling, so he hid his smiling face and stood seriously in front of Cai Erhei.
Cai Erhei was still thinking, but he didn’t expect that the bad old man had already gotten angry, punched him, and said: "I didn’t expect you to actually make false accounts. I really misjudged you." !”
Cai Erhei was stunned. Unexpectedly, the old man was old and strong, so he punched him to the ground.
"Bang!" There was a loud noise on the ground, which was the sound of Cai Erhei falling.
Cai Erhei hit the ground with his hands first. He originally thought his wrist was going to be broken, but something blocked it and the impact was lost. His hand hurt, but it was fine.
He opened his sleeves, and the watch on his wrist fell apart, and the hands stopped moving.
That was a birthday gift from his girlfriend.
Birth,
day,
gift,
thing.
Suddenly angry, Cai Erhei carefully took off his watch and placed it on the floor. He took a few steps forward, picked up the fruit knife on the table, and slashed at the old man.
This bad old man is really bad!
The fruit stabbed the old man directly. Blood spilled from the corner of the old man’s mouth, and his lips moved, but no sound came out.
Cai Erhei increased his strength. Drops of blood fell down the handle of the knife, fell on the floor, and slowly flowed towards the watch. The moment the blood was about to touch, a hand Picked up the watch and put it in his pocket.
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