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Me and my colleagues
The office on the fourth floor is simple and modern, with a combination of Chinese and western styles and simple furnishings. Nine tables, nine chairs, two pots, an air conditioner, a computer, a table, a bench and a bookshelf. The rest is either homework, books, or coffee and snacks at any time. This small and cramped space is the most lively and lively place, especially for eating and recess activities.
Every day, the first person to come to the office is Xiao Qiao with a backpack. She is diligent and clean, and always keeps her office clean and spotless. She is not very tall but elegant, with thick yellow curly hair hanging from her head to her neck, slightly covering her cheeks. Her eyes narrowed into a crack, but there was a dark light behind the lens, sharp and sharp. The eyelashes at the back of the lens are more special and slender. When she is happy, her eyelashes always jump up and down, like singing and dancing. But when the students made her angry, those eyelashes almost stood up, very angry, and even a little wronged, which made the students timid.
Of course, the second appearance is the floor manager on the fourth floor of our school, a brush in the mathematics field of No.2 Middle School-Mr. Xiao. Teacher Xiao is of medium height, with a looming beard and slightly gray hair. He walked steadily and slowly. If he passes by, footsteps will knock on the eardrum, just like his slow tone of criticizing students, but he will knock on the floor and say, "Is there a facade in your house?" In the past, students were still cocky. Hearing Mr. Xiao's question, they all froze, instantly lowered their heads and replied in a low voice: "No," he added, "That boy, you should study hard." This seemingly simple question is actually very meaningful and often makes us laugh.
Mr. Ye, a math teacher, sometimes leans on the bench, holding a mobile phone in his right hand, banging on the screen with his left hand and staring at the classroom monitoring. He occasionally eavesdrops on everyone's conversation in casual jokes, and often tells a cold joke slowly in a relaxed and hesitant tone. Especially in educating students, whenever he talks about excitement, he will use his signature action: shrug his shoulders, push his coat up and then push it with his hand, and ask the teacher next to him, "What's the name of that movie played by Jason Wu?" He asked so suddenly that the teacher next to him said "Wolf 2" without thinking. He quickly caught the teacher's words and said to the students, "Yes, it is Wolf 2". After teaching, he never forgot to keep pace with the times and put Jason Wu's Wolf Warriors 2 on the stage for the students to see. Suddenly, the students laughed. He is the rumor in the rivers and lakes: "A certain class of old leaves live in one hall and two halls with the heart of everyone." Comrade Lao Ye, the average student could not resist his soft grinding and hard foam, and finally surrendered and was defeated. From now on, you can only behave yourself and stop making trouble.
After a while, our Qin beauty appeared on the scene. She is not only skilled in business, but also an expert in dressing. She always likes to hang a bag full of popular elements on her shoulder. She is very particular about her clothes, and any contrast between light and shade and color matching skills are not a problem for her. She often dresses up beautifully, or shows youthful vitality, or the atmosphere of the queen's aura. She also has a warm and lively side, occasionally following the rhythm of music and learning to walk a few steps like a modern girl, but as soon as the bell rings, she will immediately return to work and say, "I'm excused." Occasionally, she will remind everyone to go out for a walk on weekends. Therefore, Danxia landform, Xijiang Dānlín left our footprints, Wutai Forest Park and Urban Sports Park left our laughter ... Besides these, she was a top strategist. As long as we meet some problems in life and often ask her for help, she will never stand by and will definitely give you one with her clever and brave brain.
Then xu teacher, our beautiful English teacher, came into the office with a pile of homework and said, "I didn't take a lunch break at noon. I steamed steamed steamed buns, so I brought you more. I am worried about the cold, so I bake them on the warm baby. " As soon as her voice fell, everyone burst out laughing. In fact, most of the steamed buns have been feasted by us, and the rest have been left to Mr. Xiao, the leader of the layer. Our teacher Hao was enthusiastic, worried that the steamed bread would get cold, and wrapped a thick blanket on the box. I don't know how long the floor is, so I stretch out my hand and pull it, and all the delicious food is scattered on the ground, which can only comfort the dark floor. After hearing this, xu teacher raised his glasses frame gracefully in his right hand and said with a smile, "Alas, I can only blame God for not being at home. It doesn't matter. I'll get it for you when it's over. " We all know that xu teacher has many advantages, but its cooking is absolutely first-class. We usually eat and drink, but also rely on xu teacher to enrich our monotonous and mouth-watering taste buds.
After a while, Mr. Hao, a master of mathematics, came in. He is tall, with heavy eyebrows and eyes, and walks calmly. He murmured, these gray goods are deaf and dumb! Smiled and said, "shall we go to the show this weekend?" The crowd booed again: "I haven't seen what a goat in Longzhou looks like." "What you say, what I say, until Longzhou haggis delicious. At this time, Mr. Hao, who was writing, stopped writing, sat up straight, cleared his throat and said in his humorous tone, "Hey, I've been so busy at work every day since I missed class, and the head teacher earned so much pocket money that I didn't have time to spend it." Everyone says what I want to eat, please help yourself ... "In an instant, Mr. Hao was free and easy and heroic, and everyone clapped their hands in unison. However, we know that the Longzhou mutton promised by Mr. Hao for three years failed, and this time we enjoyed the more delicious food provided by Mr. Hao than Longzhou mutton.
At this moment, the physics teacher, Miss Li, came in slowly with a ruler swinging up and down. He is of medium height, slightly fat and has a simple Chinese face. His head, like the head of a soldier in an ancient mural, is not very handsome, but it shows a unique intelligence and courage. There is an open notebook on his desk all the year round, and the light and soothing music is like flowing water, which makes people relaxed and happy. In fact, as long as everyone has insurmountable problems in computer, he will ask for help and he will be very happy. Sometimes, he explains patiently while operating, and sometimes, he simply does it himself and solves a lot of troubles in using the computer. A modern and simple office must not lack a computer expert like Mr. Li, because his proficiency in computer technology is no less than his physical education.
Teacher Ma, chemistry teacher, Hui nationality. He is low-key and reserved, and he doesn't talk much. Whenever he came back from class, he began to look for the atmosphere of conversation from everyone's face with the unique vision of a chemist, observe everyone's mental state, and then insert his topic in time. No more, no less, and appropriate benefits. Whenever he is happy, his thick eyebrows will rise and the dimples in his mouth will stretch together. With the hearty laughter, he relaxed one by one, while driving away the cold air around him. This friendly coexistence also enabled us to cooperate sincerely, forge ahead in unity and return to the Han nationality.
I am the one who often sits in the corner, listens to books and chats with them, and occasionally chats together. In fact, I am a little impatient. But working in such a relaxed and pleasant environment, I always feel that work is no longer a burden or a pressure. In fact, I am very lucky and happy. Someone reminded me when I forgot to sign in, someone dragged me away when I forgot to hand in my report, someone helped me do my homework when I forgot to report my cooking, and even someone ordered takeout when I forgot to report my cooking ... In fact, in addition to work, there are poems and distant places in life. We should be open-minded, open-minded, know how to be warm and cold, and know how to be happy. After experiencing snowstorms, fires, floods, epidemics and air crashes, we should live a life of birth, illness and death.
After busy work, everyone has a passion and persistence for life. We don't have to rush, we don't have to shine, we don't have to be others, just be ourselves. I believe that after all, there will be bright sunshine all over the corner of the table, shining on the ink-colored rendered text. Even if it is half dark and half dry, half bright and half dazzling, it will look like grass in early spring from a distance, but it will definitely spring in Wan Li, full of green eyes.
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