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How did Yong Zheng and Wu Zetian respond when subordinates reported to their leaders?

Commonly used phrases: "I understand", "I'm sorry, how about you wait"

Comforting words: Your report is quite lengthy, but there is no need to apologize. There is no need to be so polite between monarch and ministers. (Although it’s annoying, I can tolerate you!)

Laughing: Li Zhiying is not a human being, what a joke! What a joke! I was given an oral instruction, and I laughed so hard that I was really a martial artist. (I'm laughing so hard! - Don't laugh and slap me...)

Good things, good things! Those who are displeased by such things must be the emperor! (If you don’t stay still, you are just...a little cute~)

Tender face: I am really tired of you. Not only me, but also Prince Yi feels sorry for you and sheds tears. Amitabha, what a risk! (Good warm oil)

Consideration: I am afraid that you will be frightened by the stains on my case, so I give you a special edict. (I guess cinnabar was sprinkled on the paper. I was afraid that the minister would mistake it for blood, so I quickly explained)