What are some funny co-worker jokes?

While eating this morning, a colleague’s bag on his pants was torn and 20 yuan fell out. A colleague behind him saw it and immediately stepped on it, pretending to tie his shoelaces...

Who would have known that the colleague turned around and said, "Can you please hurry up?"

The colleague who picked up the money said, what’s wrong?

My colleague who lost money said: You stepped on my money!

2 The leader has been in a bad mood recently and is always in meetings. This morning at the meeting he started repeating his various plans endlessly. A colleague couldn't stand it anymore and said in a depressed tone: "Leader , I have been brainwashed, you succeeded.”

The colleague next to me immediately said: “Yes, if you wash it again, he will have cerebral palsy.”

3

Today the company leader called our department: Is XX here?

I said: Here it is.

Leader: Let him come to my office.

I said: OK.

After hanging up the phone, I thought, I don’t know which leader is calling! Awkward!

4 Xiao Wang has a habit of forgetting things. No, today he forgot the USB flash drive containing important information at home, and was criticized by the leader.

Xiao Wang came to me to complain and asked me: "Brother, do you have any good way to change my habit of forgetting things?"

Me: "My experience It is to 'bundle' things that are easy to forget with important items. For example, you can put a USB flash drive on a keychain, so it is not easy to forget."

Xiao Wang kept listening. Nodding: "That's a good idea, I'll do it!"

A few days later, I asked Xiao Wang if the "bundling and forgetting prevention method" was effective.

He nodded and said: "Now the USB flash drive can no longer be left behind, but there are several times when I go home and only remember that the key is still plugged into the computer at work when I get to the door!"

5

One day I was on duty with my colleague and we chatted for a while. As a result, he remembered something and wanted to go out.

I saw that my colleague was about to leave, and he said: Hey, hey, don’t go, and you can brag a little bit more. He didn’t say anything, walked up to me, put it into my ear, and whispered I took a deep breath and left without looking back. Damn it, what do these mean...

6

We have a meeting today. . .

The vice president of sales taught a young colleague: I have crossed more bridges than you have walked.

Another second-hand vice president muttered: That’s because you often get lost and detoured on Xizhimen Bridge.

7 Colleagues called at night: Let’s go have a barbecue tonight!

Me: It’s so cold and there’s still a barbecue?

Colleague: I know, come out and follow me, I beg you.

Half an hour later, I was holding a piece of roasted sweet potato that my colleague bought me in front of the shopping mall. . .

Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him with sweet potatoes. . .

8

Lao Chen and I were sitting in a corner of the cafeteria eating, when Xiao Xu sat over with a tray.

Xiao Xu looked at the braised pork on the plate and asked Lao Chen: "Brother Chen, aren't you going to lose weight?"

Lao Chen said: "If you don't lose weight, you're too tired. "

Xiao Xu said: "Brother Chen, how are your stocks lately?"

Lao Chen sighed, pushed the tray in front of Xiao Xu and said, "You put it Take away the braised pork, I don’t want to eat it.”

9

Female colleague: What do you think is indispensable in your life?

Me: My wife.

Her: Oh? Why?

Me: Because she holds my salary card.

10

The boss said: I brought coffee from abroad. Let’s try it.

After finishing the drink, the boss asked how it was.

Employee: It’s really different. I feel refreshed.

Boss: Since everyone is not sleepy anymore, let’s work overtime tonight.

11

While taking a shower, I found that my hair was falling out badly and I was sweating!

Ask a colleague who went to the bathroom with me, is this the case?

He was very sure: "It's normal! Spring and Autumn are the seasons when animals moult."

12

There are two people named Wang in the department, one is The leader and the other are employees.

One day the leader called the employee: "Xiao Wang, come here."

The employee ran over and said: "Your Majesty, what do you want from me?"

13

A new colleague came to work today. He said to me: I will not repeat what I said a second time.

I didn’t hear clearly, so I said: What did you just say?

He said: What I said will not be repeated a second time.

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