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Humorous sentences of "abstinence from alcohol"
I know you will leave, just like beautiful fireworks will disappear.
Quit smoking and drinking and borrow a girlfriend.
No matter how beautiful the fireworks on the Lantern Festival are, I am the only one who appreciates them.
I said I could forget, just like the sky after the fireworks.
Time flies on my face, and those vows are so fleeting.
Smell him with a cigarette in your mouth and confuse yourself.
Talking about love is the instantaneous fireworks that you and I cling to every happiness, and talking about love is the instantaneous fireworks that you and I cling to every touch.
Who scattered the smoke, who scattered the vertical and horizontal ties.
Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.
Fireworks are persistent, looking for their own matches.
I smoke, but I smoke sadness.
I don't want to be born in the same month, but I want to die in the same month. My brothers smoked, fought, drank and slept with girls together.
Life is happier without drinking a little wine.
Wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that catches people.
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