What funny driving school instructor quotes have you heard?

These days, if you are learning to drive without being criticized by the instructor, you would be embarrassed to say that you have learned to drive. Let’s take a look at the quotes from driving school instructors and their weird teaching methods compiled by the editor today. Although it is easy to drive, it is not easy to learn to drive. Learn and cherish it.

1. Quotations from coaches

1. "Don't look down when you are in gear"

The editor has a friend who is a standard female driver. When she was learning to drive and put into gear, she always liked to look down at the gear. When the coach saw it, he reminded the girl: "Okay! Okay! Okay! Press the clutch to shift gears! Hey! I didn't ask you to look down! Press the clutch with your left foot and put your right hand in gear. Why are you still looking down?" What’s underneath? You can’t even look at pictures of beautiful women!”

The girl replied: Coach, I’m a girl and I don’t like pictures of beautiful women.

Coach: No wonder! Female driver...

2. "Come on"

This is a joke posted online. A student was driving on the road, and the instructor said: "Come on!" The student replied: "Thank you!" The instructor said again: "Come on!" Student replied: Thank you! I'll do my best! The coach was anxious: I’m going to go! Why are you so grateful? I asked you to refuel the car!

3. "Drive faster!

" There was a netizen who drove nearly 80 yards when he got in the car for the first time. The coach next to him was also shocked by him. : "You can fly a little faster."

But generally speaking, for novice drivers, many people will drive very slowly due to unfamiliarity. This is the prime time for the instructor to complain.

"Hurry up a little! We are not competing on battery cars! Hold the steering wheel firmly and don't let it sway left and right, otherwise others will think that my car is not filled with oil but wine!"

"If you don't drive faster at this time, you will drive faster at any time! Step on the accelerator!". Then, the student really accelerated, but drove out of the sideline, "Hey, hey, hey! I told you to hold on tight, why do you keep driving out of the sideline, are you a national football player?"

Later, the student drove more and more loudly, forgot to shift into second gear when turning, and rushed into the grass. Leaves fell from the window, and the coach looked helpless: "Why don't I just say a few words to you? Do you need to silence me?"

4. "Look at the reflector!

" A common mistake that novice drivers make is that they are not used to looking at the reflectors, but like to look back at the car. This is also a point that many coaches complain about.

"Look at the reflector, I've said it so many times! When I ask you to look at the reflector, your eyes keep wandering. Are there any bills over there?" You have to look at the reflector and take care of the gear. And having to take care of the steering wheel clutch, it is inevitable that many novice students will be in a hurry. Of course, one result is inevitable - flameout!

"Why did you turn off the engine again? Let me call you master...Are you a man? If you are a man, don't turn off the engine!"

5. "Oh, coach, it's your first time on the road. I’m so nervous!”

“Why are you nervous? It’s the people walking on the road who should be nervous!”

Second, strange teaching methods:

1. Using a student's mobile phone as a benchmark to practice reversing and moving into a garage

When Xiao Jiang from Wuhan was practicing reversing and moving into a garage at a driving school, the instructor made a cruel trick and asked the student to put his mobile phone on the yellow line on the ground and reverse the car a little further. , the phone is useless. Some people simply put 100 yuan on the yellow line, and if it hits the line, it will be confiscated! However, Xiao Jiang said that the driving effect was pretty good. Here, the editor suggests that if you encounter such a coach, you should not bring an Apple with you when learning to drive...use a Nokia, anyway, it is the tires that are broken...

2. Set the driving practice area to the 5th floor...

Have you ever heard of a driving school setting up its driving range on the roof of the building? The five-story roof of a shopping mall in Hefei, Anhui Province, has turned into a driving school training ground, covering an area of ??several thousand square meters and being 20 to 30 meters above the ground. Driving schools say this is to train students' mentality in learning to drive. Netizens exclaimed: This is basically learning to drive with your life! However, the local transportation management office later blocked the private driving practice area and seized the driving school instructor's certificate.

No matter whether the student's talent is high or low, or whether the learning situation is good or bad. Driving schools cannot deliberately "select" students, and coaches cannot "scold" students arbitrarily. This is the most basic respect for people.

Of course, many driving school instructors are not serious in teaching, frequently use foul language, and even openly ask for bribes or even sexually harass. The editor believes that this is just an isolated phenomenon, but it is enough to attract attention.

Let private individuals apply for driving tests and break the monopoly of driving schools. Let the service awareness be rooted in the driving school's corporate culture. Civilized teaching will be included in the assessment standards for driving school coaches, and more detailed rules will be formulated to provide standardized training for coaches. Driving schools might as well let students rate the instructor's teaching ability and attitude, introduce competition, and eliminate the fittest, so that drivers who are rude, rude, and arrogant will not have a good market, and drivers who insult others or even make fun of students' lives will never be able to drive. Join the ranks of coaches.