Classic jokes and jokes

Classic anecdote joke: I woke up in the middle of the night and suddenly saw a little red light in the distance. Alas, I forgot to turn off the power again. When pressed by hand, it will burn, and there will be no burnt mosquito-repellent incense. . . More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Classic anecdote joke (1) 1, traveling with beautiful colleagues, running a day's business, eating local snacks together at night, and visiting the local night scene together.

Just after returning to the hotel to take a shower, she sent a text message saying that she had a backache and asked me if I could go over and help her pinch her back. . .

I just turned it off. People are fucking people, and you're not the only one who runs all day. Why should others wait on you? !

2. Send the goddess home at night. She says it's too late, or she will sleep with me. It's not safe to drive at night. As soon as I heard this, I got angry at once. I have been driving for several years, and I am still afraid of the dark. I was so angry that I turned my head and left, and the chain of the car broke. . .

3, the company recently came to a goddess, a diaosi colleague accosted:? Sister, you look like a person. ?

? Like who?

? Like humans. . . ?

I invited a beautiful classmate to eat Haagen-Dazs, and she was very grateful. How can I repay you? Why don't I promise myself? ?

My first reaction was:? Why don't you help me with my summer homework? ?

5. A girl said shyly: Honey, I don't want to be a virgin! ?

Male back:? You are sick, I don't want to be a water bottle yet! ! ! ?

Classic anecdote jokes (2) 1. Walking home at night, I stepped on a piece of shit at the door of the community, and I was so angry that I rushed to the cleaning staff who were resting nearby and cursed: Do you just take money and don't work? Why is my shit still there this morning? !

If everyone doesn't throw garbage, won't the cleaner lose his job? Thinking of this, I continued to sweep down.

After moving, I am often troubled by the problem of voyeurism. After being reminded by a friend, I installed curtains in my bedroom to prevent the opposite person from discovering me peeping.

Seeing that my wife just hanged herself with a rope, I immediately rushed out of the community to buy scissors. As a result, I didn't like the supermarkets in the community very much. Later, I went to several supermarkets and finally found a supermarket. Nail clippers are very good, so I bought one. . .

5、? Manager, didn't you say we could talk about my salary increase when it was convenient? . . .

? Go away! You are fired! ! ! ? The manager lifted his pants and shouted at me in the toilet. . .

6. On the subway, a pregnant woman next to her is about to give birth. As a doctor, I can't tolerate any hesitation at the moment, and immediately handed her the leaflet of our hospital.

7. Eat in the canteen at noon, and eat a wire in the dish. My first reaction was not anger, but warm happiness.

Because I know that the canteen finally washed the pot today! So happy ~ ~ ~

Classic anecdote joke (3) 1, my boyfriend said to me: I will take care of you all my life. I have ten dollars, and I will give you nine dollars. ?

I asked him: What if you have100000?

Boyfriend:? Then I'll give you all ten dollars! ?

The groom went to the hotel to pick up the bride, and the bride's best friend was clamoring for it in the room? Open the door. Red envelopes? .

As soon as the groom touched his pocket, he forgot to bring it. Impatient, he begged in every way and refused to open the door for a long time.

Just when the groom was anxious to get angry, I saw the best man calmly take out his room card and brush it on the sensor. Descending? 1, the door opened. . .

3, a pair of lovers is a long-distance relationship, gathering less and leaving more. When the man left this time, the couple calculated that there were still 78 days to meet, so they bought 78 bags of snacks for their girlfriend and said to her: You eat one bag every day, and I will come back after eating. ?

Unexpectedly, a week later, the man had an unexpected opportunity to return to the girl's city.

When they met, the woman said excitedly, You really didn't lie to me. You will come back as soon as I finish these snacks. ?

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