A late short play of about 500 words, preferably funny.

Scene: classroom

Characters: male teachers and female students.

Time: daytime

When the male teacher was giving a lecture, the female student suddenly pushed the door and came in. The teacher stopped and stared at the girl student. Student: (sticking out your tongue) Teacher ~~ Teacher: (seriously) What time is it? Student: (Innocent) Sorry, teacher, I don't have my watch and my mobile phone is dead, so I don't know what time it is. If you really want to know, please ask other students. I came late and left in a hurry. Please let me have a rest and catch my breath. (About to leave) Teacher: (Angry) Stop it! Don't you understand what I mean? Don't you know that such college students are late for class? Student: (playing dumb) Teacher, don't be angry. I don't have my watch. I really didn't know I was late. Fortunately, you reminded me. Now I know. Thank you teacher! Teacher: Why should I thank you? Why do you talk so much when you know you're late? Student: Teacher, you've got the question upside down. I went in first, only to find out later that I was late. You've got the time sequence of things wrong. Teacher: (more angry) What a mess. I mean, do you know it's wrong? Student: (naughty) I know now. Anything else for the teacher? Teacher: Nothing. You know you are wrong, so you know what to do. Student: (Naive) What do you mean? Teacher, don't you know what to do? Teacher: (vomiting blood) I mean what should you do? Student: Oh, I see. Let me go back to my seat and think about it before I tell you. Teacher: Stop talking and tell me, what should I do if I'm late? Student: (Seriously) We should make up for lost time. Teacher: How? Don't you know that time can't go back? Student: Teacher, you asked me if I could go back in time? You are a teacher, so you should tell me. Teacher: (Crazy) What student? Forget it. Hurry back to your seat. The schoolgirl turned to go down, and the bell rang. Student: Teacher, the bell is ringing. Do I need to go back to my seat? Teacher: (Escape) Suit yourself. ...