Children's jokes will hurt your stomach. Where are they? Send some.

There are too many funny jokes. The following will make you laugh all night.

1. My classmate is eating spicy strips, so I hurried over. My classmate looked at it and looked at the spicy strips. Bah, I can't eat. At that time, my temper came up and I took the spicy strips away with one hand. Bah, you can't eat them. My classmates who came back from school at noon asked me, "Did the teacher call the roll today?" Me: "No point!" While my friends were happy, they were also full of doubts, so they asked me, "Why don't you call the roll? Not a history teacher! " I replied helplessly: "I am the only one. Do you need some more? "

She cried her eyes out when she walked out of the examination room. Seeing such a beautiful girl crying like a pear with rain, the candidates were shocked. Ignoring other people's eyes, he grabbed her and said fiercely, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public." She cried even harder. "Mathematics is too difficult for us to go to the same university. Boy: "Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do anything big afterwards. Later, he was admitted to Lan Xiang. Her mother sent her to study abroad.

After a math exam, the teacher corrected the paper and sent it out. When I saw 69 points, my face was full of cows. Suddenly, the deskmate said, "You took the paper backwards." I'm so excited, I should be 96! ! ! I turned the paper over and saw that MD was still 69!

4. The master asked the Zen master: "I have a high face value, a correct outlook on life, honesty and talent. Why can't I find anyone up to now? " Without saying a word, the master took him to the backyard, where several plum trees were quietly showing their youth. "So, plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold ..." The young man was very moved. "master! Are you trying to tell me that you can get what you want as long as you persist? " The master shook his head: "I mean, don't think about it until May."

The boss called me to the office and said to me, "You are fired!" " Surprised and angry, I replied, "Why did you fire me for no reason?" The boss said, "I was just trying to test your reaction to being fired, but you didn't beg me, so you were fired." On April Fool's Day, the teacher who usually never called the roll suddenly called the roll. Some students secretly took out their mobile phones to report secrets. The teacher saw it and said happily, "Just make a phone call and see who believes you."

6. That year, I worked as a nurse in the emergency department, and I was older. On the day of 520, I secretly made a wish at home: If my boyfriend (now my husband) can come to the hospital to see me today, it means that this is the predestined fate of my last life, and I promised to marry him! As a result, my boyfriend was called to see the emergency department at noon ... If my boyfriend hadn't come to my house to see my second brother, he would have almost quarreled. There really is a story. ...

7. I invited some friends to play cards in the morning, but my girlfriend wouldn't let me go out. I touched her face gently and went out. I didn't get home until now. Before she could speak, I said, "Baby, your skin is so elastic! I touched it in the morning and was ejected so far that I almost got lost and couldn't come back. "